[Mrluvaluva]

From The Sun

PET lover PARIS HILTON has added a DWARF cat to her menagerie of small animals.

The socialite - who also owns two chihuahuas, a kinkajou, a ferret and a goat - was seen clutching the miniature grey feline while getting out of her car.

Although the 26-year-old is delighted with her new kittie, she has been slammed for purchasing the unusual cat because the specialist breed has numerous health problems.

The cats are said not to be able to function like normal sized felines, and cannot jump properly because their bow legs are too short.

They can also break the bones in their limbs when landing because their legs aren't long enough to absorb the shock.

"They're cute, but not healthy or able to function like a regular cat," said Hollywood gossip writer Janet Charlton.

[Bells]

Hope she takes care of it properly then in that case. I'm sure she will.

[Mrluvaluva]

I am sure Paris will look after her pussy well. Here is a dwarf cat.

[Bells]

^^^ I was waiting for you to say something like that.

[Mrluvaluva]

I'm just so predictable!

[James]

That reminds me of Mrs Slocombe.

(from 'Are You Being Served?')

[Mrluvaluva]

Aye. Mr's Slocombes' pussy. lol

[Sophii3x]

Was that really the headline?

Aww, well I'm sure Paris will look after it. And also, why didn't they mention Baby Luv in the article?

[Mrluvaluva]

It was really the headline. I haven't altered it.

[Sophii3x]

haha, it's funny! I hope Paris hasn't got rid of Baby Luv though, she was cute!

[Mrluvaluva]

he he. We can have a bit of fun here Soph. I will edit the title. Watch. lol Miaoww!

[Psylocke]

LOL.
oh and this reminds me of that southpark/paris episode lol

[Ruth*Star]

the headline is made me lmao and the cats cute but could'nt she of gone for a normal cat.