[Wizard.]

The dramatic irony

[Babayaro.]

Copyright?


(But no, well done )

[Ronald.]

Ha ha well done Adam, I liked that! R.

[Firewire]

I love effort

[Shaun]

I love an honest entry, Augustine!

They are top dollar!

Have you been learning English from KoreanBilly, my sweet?

Oi mate I'll have a pint-

ffs just bring on Cyprus

[Ronald.]

Ooh me now with an extra special guest! Hope you all like it forum. R.

[T*]

korean billy

[Shaun]

Woo Her Tonight (The Ballad of Ron and Margaret) – Ron and Margaret

Ron teams up with wife Margaret to represent Cyprus at the Eurovision this year. When Ron approached Margaret to represent Cyprus with him, she was flattered, but all the more so when she discovered the song was a tribute to their love and told the story of the day they met over 40 years ago. Whilst Margaret won't be singing, she'll very much on the stage with Ron. He'll be hoping too woo her and the eurovision voters on the night.

Picture this, blue smoke and beautiful lighting. A small fishing boat slightly rocking in the middle of the stage. A boat representing the boat that Ron and Margaret went fishing on on their first date in Dungeness back in 1973.

“I’m thrilled to be representing Cyprus in this Year’s Eurovision” reveals Ron. “Get your tissues out for this acoustic guitar based pop number. If it doesn’t win Eurovision it will at least win your hearts. Just like Margaret won mine over forty years ago.”



-Verse 1-

She’s looking at me,
Her emerald eyes and golden thighs,
The highlight of ’73.

Wind blowing her floral dress,
Love at first sight, I think It might
Be love in Dungeness


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Verse 2-

Sunny days and lemonade
A sparkly broach, a long hot coach
A single blonde braid

Who’d know, a life we’d spend together
Full of tales, In sunny wales,
Two precious girls to join our life forever


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Bridge-

May not be doing myself any favours
But smooth seas never made good sailors,
And I swore I would never change her
No I swore that I won’t change her..


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I think i've wooed her tonight
Oh I think i've wooed her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I’ll woo her for life.

[Wizard.]

I miss the robots TBH

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I love an honest entry, Augustine!

They are top dollar!

Have you been learning English from KoreanBilly, my sweet?

Oi mate I'll have a pint-

ffs just bring on Cyprus

Ffs

[T*]

Originally Posted by T*

korean billy

i feel like that drunk aunt that cackles at everything

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Woo Her Tonight (The Ballad of Ron and Margaret) – Ron and Margaret

Ron teams up with wife Margaret to represent Cyprus at the Eurovision this year. When Ron approached Margaret to represent Cyprus with him, she was flattered, but all the more so when she discovered the song was a tribute to their love and told the story of the day they met over 40 years ago. Whilst Margaret won't be singing, she'll very much on the stage with Ron. He'll be hoping too woo her and the eurovision voters on the night.

Picture this, blue smoke and beautiful lighting. A small fishing boat slightly rocking in the middle of the stage. A boat representing the boat that Ron and Margaret went fishing on on their first date in Dungeness back in 1973.

“I’m thrilled to be representing Cyprus in this Year’s Eurovision” reveals Ron. “Get your tissues out for this acoustic guitar based pop number. If it doesn’t win Eurovision it will at least win your hearts. Just like Margaret won mine over forty years ago.”



-Verse 1-

She’s looking at me,
Her emerald eyes and golden thighs,
The highlight of ’73.

Wind blowing her floral dress,
Love at first sight, I think It might
Be love in Dungeness


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Verse 2-

Sunny days and lemonade
A sparkly broach, a long hot coach
A single blonde braid

Who’d know, a life we’d spend together
Full of tales, In sunny wales,
Two precious girls to join our life forever


-Prechorus-

So I might just take this chance
Oh I might just take this chance


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I might woo her tonight
Oh I might woo her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I might woo her tonight


-Bridge-

May not be doing myself any favours
But smooth seas never made good sailors,
And I swore I would never change her
No I swore that I won’t change her..


-Chorus-

Sailing down by Jurys Gap
In a boat that’s made for two
I tell her
A bucket full of carp we’ve caught, but the real catch is you
Oh the real catch is you
I’m not one for philandering
but this boat’s made for two
And I think i've wooed her tonight
Oh I think i've wooed her tonight
I’m not one for philandering
But I’ll woo her for life.

THIS IS So CUTE IM GONNA CRY

[MB.]

I am wet

with tears, well done Ron

[Wizard.]

Ron I'm actually crying this is better than Portugals

[Denver]

fantastic

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

fnfnfff--fnnnnnnnn-hnhnhhhhhhhh-hhnnNHNHHHHHh-Bulgaria.

i just found this agaun im in tears

[Babayaro.]

Lovely, Ronald

[T*]

is adam just picking positive words out of a hat now

[Denver]

Originally Posted by T*

is adam just picking positive words out of a hat now

What a sad little boy trying to create drama in a fun thread

[Ronald.]

Thank you everyone. Hope the wife and I have done Cyprus proud tonight! R.

[T*]

Originally Posted by Adam.

What a sad little boy trying to create drama in a fun thread

t'was a joke

[T*]

Originally Posted by Ronald.

Thank you everyone. Hope the wife and I have done Cyprus proud tonight! R.

you have

[Shaun]

Oh Rudolph! Rudolph!

Whatever is the matter Augustine!

We are missing the Champions League final!

Yes, but-

I put €40000 on Cristiano Ronaldo to get a nipple out!

...here's Spain?

[Shaun]

(can you tell I'm writing these last minute because I was hoping to just use the postcards? even made the robots during this show. i'm very talented.)

[Shaun]

To the tune of

Youtube video

(They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
What the ****?)


Presenter
Don’t need BBC
Done Celeb’ Fit Club
Cameos on Come Fly With Me
What's happened to me?
Look at my face...







Look constipated
Or just hungover
My neck feels bloated
Like I've downed ten cans of beans
Miss my Market Sweeps
Those penalties <3


Now keep calm, Daley, you'll still be around
Got In It to Win It, or has that finished?
Finding trolleys just to push them all around
'Cause I stay winning
Lay 'em up like...



Sweep, Sweep, bish

Another one in my basket!

Pick 'n' Mix

Another load of shit prizes


They claimed it's tired
But they're all liars
Been doing test-runs
At Asda's, it's been fire
But no blow-up bananas!
So not for me


Now keep calm, Daley, you'll still be around
Got In It to Win It, or has that finished?
Finding holes in walls to slip in and out
'Cause I stay winning
Lay 'em up like...



Sweep, Sweep, bish








Another load in my basket!

Pick 'n' Mix

Another load of shit prizes





Sweep, Sweep, bish

Another one in my basket!

Blow-up fish

Another load of shit prizes




(They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
Daley Perry
They just know what is what
No Money
But they don't know what is what
They just know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
Hahaha, yo
What the fuck?)


£25 cash prize bonuses on deck
Cash for Gold ads just got me more checks
Tbh it was draining, was never off set
Forgot that I could DJ (Radio Trent!)
Sweep Sweep, aww the beebs got upset
So what if I turn up drugged up on set?
Sweep Sweep, well what will I do next?
Anyone need a host who touches their guests?

Don't you dare ask me back
I already despise you
Besides I can't sign a contract
Already done one with Sky 2

Ran? When? Daley gettin' tan
Mirror mirror who's the campest host in all the land?
Damn, man, Cilla was a stan
I said "I'll make it to your funeral if I can"
So goodbye, I'll be riding high
On my jewel encrusted trolley up into the sky

A star's a star, da ha da ha
They never thought an entertainer could make it this far
Forget Touch The Truck & The Other Half baby
I'll get Dale's Great Getaway recommissioned (maybe)


Sweep, Sweep, bish

Another go in my basket!

Pick 'n' Mix

Another load of shit prizes


(They know what is what
Do they know?
But they don't know what is what
They just know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut)


what the f....