[waterhog]

the obese pussy epidemic 21.04.17




first let me clarify

this is unrelated to the last appeal

i will challenge and deny

did not touch rub lick or feel.

the problem has arose

its to big to police

feline diabetes i expose

130% on last year it did increase.

vets are blaming

owners are sure to have vengeance

the problem is not like tuesdays flaming

i am guilty of over indulgence.

the vet bill is gripping

£2000 is very steep

last night one had no slipping

extra £20 is proof shes not cheap.

not sure who is accessing

they may be fony and thats pathetic

doubling in one year is no blessing

all i hear is they are diabetic.

highgate is dry

the appetite and thirst is higher then inflation

looking out my window to cry

thinking its free in pond square for urination.

positives are dieting

its the only way to work to solve

in highgate this may not be inviting

but around a obese pussy my life revolves.

　

　

　

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-DOUBLES.html

[Northern Monkey]

For some reason chubby birds often have a tighter pussy.No experience with obese ones though sorry.

[jaxie]

Ok I admit I do have a fat one. She's a Hoover what can I say.

[waterhog]

jaxie - that is disgusting - you have a warped sense of humour but I like it.

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by waterhog

jaxie - that is disgusting - you have a warped sense of humour but I like it.

I'm talking pussy cats, don't know bout you!

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by jaxie

I'm talking pussy cats, don't know bout you!

to no what I am talking about is the million dollar question and sometimes even I forget what I am talking about - anyway back to the point oppppps what was we talking about