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Yeah I've took something off of Google.

Anyway the aim of The House is it's essentially like an old school series of BB, there will be fun, arguments, tasks, nominations, and of course this is where TIBB will come in, voting to evict your worst Housemate.

Hopefully this will work out as either it doesn't get enough attention, or I get fed up due to a low attention span, although I hope the latter doesn't happen.

Anyway Housemate number 1 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 1 - Michael Richards
Age - 24
Occupation - Retail Worker
Likes - Video Games, Films, and Art
Dislikes - Sports, Politicians, Upper class people, and dirt

Housemate number 2 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 2 - Lois Porter
Age - 43
Occupation - McDonald's Worker
Likes - Eating, and Cooking
Dislikes - Bitching, Arguing, and Video Games

Housemate number 3 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 3 - Darnell Coker
Age - 33
Occupation - Buisnessman for a Milkshake company
Likes - Being black, Cooking, Bitching, Arguing, Destroying people, His Dreadlocks
Dislikes - Racism, Sports, and Video Games

Housemate number 4 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 4 - Samantha Kumber
Age - 22
Occupation - Unemployed
Likes - Socialising, Mobile Phones, Being American, and Foxhunting
Dislikes - Video Games, TV Shows, Films, Board Games, Energy Drinks and Fizzy Drinks, Alcohol, and Plastic Surgery

Housemate number 5 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 5 - Sayid Farah
Age - 65
Occupation - Imam
Likes - Allah, Mohamed, Koran, and Brocolli
Dislikes - Sex, Fantasy & Sci-Fi stories, the Earth being round, and Racism

Housemate number 6 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 6 - Justine Luxton
Age - 31
Occupation - Mailwoman/Postal Worker
Likes - Animals, Creative Writing, and Books
Dislikes - Foxhunting, and Unintelligent people

Housemate number 7 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 7 - Paul Newman
Age - 18
Occupation - Retail Worker
Likes - Pranks
Dislikes - Human Beings, Animals, and spitting

Housemate number 8 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 8 - Tracey Sasman
Age - 37
Occupation - Businesswoman at an Office Company
Likes - Fizzy Drinks/Energy Drinks, Board Games, Comedy, and Comic Books
Dislikes - Music, and Bitchy people

Housemate number 9 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 9 - Ash Trumpworth
Age - 26
Occupation - Model
Likes - His own Penis, Music, Films, Christmas, and Romance
Dislikes - Racism, Homophobia, and misogyny/misandry

Housemate number 10 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 10 - Rachel Friend
Age - 54
Occupation - Unemployed
Likes - Music, Conspiracy Theories, Racism, Homophobia, and Transphobia
Dislikes - Being PC, Islam, Different Ethnic Races, Homosexuals, and Transexuals

Housemate number 11 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 11 - Derek Dereks
Age - 53
Occupation - Horse Trainer
Likes - Horses, South Park, Animals in general, Alcohol, Music, and Sports
Dislikes - Anger, Hatred, and The Darkside Of The Force

Housemate number 12 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 12 - Scarlett Smith
Age - 28
Occupation - Model
Likes - Her looks
Dislikes - Ugly people, Intelligent People, Video Games, Sports with girls playing them, Swimming, and Cooking

Housemate number 13 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 13 - Thomas Bradshaw
Age - 20
Occupation - Unemployed
Likes - Not having a job, Parties, Sex, Geordie Shore, and Musical Instruments
Dislikes - Prudes, Smokers, and people from the Ghetto

Housemate number 14 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 14 - Sandy Fitz
Age - 27
Occupation - Stripper
Likes - Sex
Dislikes - Animals, and People who are called Michael

Housemate number 15 will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 15 - Kieran Davenport
Age - 18
Occupation - Unemployed
Likes - Nothing
Hates - Living in the Ghetto, Guns, Knives, and The Police

The last Housemate will be coming shortly.

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Housemate number 16 - Diana Trezeguet
Age - 45
Occupation - MP for UK Independence Party
Likes - Politics, Intelligent people, Cars, Mathmatics, and Talking down to people
Dislikes - People talking down to her, Islamophobia, Alcohol, Smokers, and Jewish people

Episode 1 will start either later today, or sometime tomorrow.

Also before the episode starts I'll give out additional info about where each Housemate was born and where they live in the country.

Stay tuned for the wildest first series of a Reality TV competition ever. Guten Tag.

[Morgan.]

If you want this logo then I'm happy for you to use it Been knocking it up here and there this morning It just needs resizing but idk how to do that

Spoiler:

[Nicky91]

okay Morgan i want to play this game

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

okay Morgan i want to play this game

Its not my game

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Originally Posted by Blurryface

If you want this logo then I'm happy for you to use it Been knocking it up here and there this morning It just needs resizing but idk how to do that

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Okay thanks.

And Nicky think of this as a scripted version of Big Brother where evictions will happen through a TIBB public vote on characters that I've created, it'll probably be ****, but it's worth giving it a try I think.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Housemate number 10 - Rachel Friend
Age - 54
Occupation - Unemployed
Likes - Music, Conspiracy Theories, Racism, Homophobia, and Transphobia
Dislikes - Being PC, Islam, Different Ethnic Races, Homosexuals, and Transexuals

Not Chuff

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Originally Posted by Jason.

Not Chuff

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I'll leave you to vision that Housemate in whatever way you want to.

Anyway here's the locations of where they're all born and where they now live.

Michael Richards
Born - Birmingham, England
Live - Birmingham, England

Lois Porter
Born - London, England
Live - Basildon, England

Darnell Coker
Born - Manchester, England
Live - Manchester, England

Samantha Kumber
Born - Texas, USA
Live - Wolverhampton, England

Sayid Farah
Born - Zhob, Pakistan
Live - Luton, England

Justine Luxton
Born - Southend, England
Live - Liverpool, England

Paul Newman
Born - Cardiff, Wales
Live - Cardiff, Wales

Tracey Sasman
Born - Newcastle, England
Live - London, England

Ash Trumpworth
Born - Glasgow, Scotland
Live - Glasgow, Scotland

Rachel Friend
Born - Coventry, England
Live - Coventry, England

Derek Dereks
Born - Edinburgh, Scotland
Live - Portree, Scotland

Scarlett Smith
Born - Leeds, England
Live - Dagenham, England

Thomas Bradshaw
Born - Derry, Northern Ireland
Live - Derry, Northern Ireland

Sandy Fitz
Born - Huddersfield, England
Live - Huddersfield, England

Kieran Davenport
Born - Liverpool, England
Live - Birmingham, England

Diana Trezeguet
Born - London, England
Live - Portsmouth, England

Episode 1 will be up either today or at some point during midnight depending on how caught up I get with BB.

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I've missed bits of BB so I'll catch up with it on repeat later.

Anyway here's the first episode about to begin.


All of the Housemates are now in the house, Thomas and Michael are chatting in the Kitchen.

Thomas: "You have a strong Brummie accent don't you?"

Michael starts awkwardly laughing.

Thomas: "I'm not meaning to be offensive, I've got a strong Derry accent aswell, I'm sure it comes a close second in here to yours for the most annoying accent.

Michael takes a mouthful out of the glass of Vodka in his hand.

Michael: "I'm sure it will."

They both start laughing.

Ash and Derek are talking in the Bedroom.

Ash: "So what type of Music do you like?"

Derek: "I'm into Country Music."

Ash: "Who do you like out of Country Music."

Derek: "Dolly Parton, Cam, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, Sam Hunt, and The Band Perry."

Ash: "I like Dolly Parton and Tim McGraw, I also like The Handsome Family out of Country Music."

Derek: "What is your favourite type of Music?"

Ash: "I like Nu Metal Music."

Derek: "I don't know too many artists from that list, can you tell me which ones that you listen to as I might check them out."

Ash: "Sure there's Alien Ant Farm, Apartment 26, American Head Charge, Blindside (although they can go softer sometimes) Bloodsimple, I also don't mind Fear Factory, Flyleaf, and Hollywood Undead."

Derek: "Well that's certainly alot of groups to check out."

Derek started laughing.

Rachel starts coming into the Bedroom.

Derek: "What Music do you like Rachel?"

Rachel: "My favourite is House Music, but I also like Country Music, and Cheesy Pop numbers."

Ash: "What do you think of Nu Metal?"

Rachel: "Not my thing to be honest."

Then there was awkward silence.

10:45 PM

Thomas, Scarlett, Ash, Paul, Michael, and Diana are outside in the Garden.

Thomas: "Let's all strip off in the pool?"

Diana: "I don't feel comfortable doing that."

Thomas: "It's only a bit of fun."

Diana: "It's not my idea of fun."

Thomas: "What about you Scarlett?"

Scarlett: "I'm scared of Swimming."

Thomas: "What about you guys?"

They all voted to be in.

Thomas: "Okay then let's go completely nude."

So Thomas, Ash, Paul, and Michael go completely nude, Thomas even chucking his pants in Scarlett's direction. They then dive in the pool splashing themselves, having alot of fun, however Diana's not impressed at the mess that the guys are making to her clothes every time one of their splashes comes in her direction.

Sayid is in the Diary Room.

Sayid: "Hello House Watcher."

House Watcher: "Hello Sayid."

Sayid: "May I say that you've definitely cast some very different people in here with different age groups, different lives, and definitely different senses of humour, I think that I'm gonna enjoy this place."

House Watcher: "Who are you liking the most."

Sayid: "Probably Derek, he just seems like such a nice and normal guy, he asked me about my Religion without ridiculing me, and he understood my beliefs at the end of the discussion I believe."

House Watcher: "Who are you not liking so far."

Sayid: "Darnell seems a bit mouthy so far, maybe that's because he's black I don't know. You did say that we can say anything that we wanted as long as it wasn't threatening violence right?"

House Watcher: "Yes Sayid."

Sayid: "Well yeah Darnell's ethnicity is not helping him interact with other people I suspect as he can't keep it in control."

11:16 PM

Michael, Rachel, and Darnell are having a chat in the Living Room.

Darnell: "So you like Video Games Michael?"

Michael: "Yes, do you?"

Darnell: "No I hate them."

Michael: "What do you think of them Rachel?"

Rachel: "I like Games like Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest, I'm also partial to a bit of Super Mario, I'm not the most hardcore Gamer that you'll find though."

Michael: "I like those Games that you've mentioned, but my favourite series at the moment is Dragon Age, although EA I'm sure will find a way of ruining them."

Darnell: "What's an EA?"

Michael: "It's a Video Game company from the States, it buys out really good Video Game Companies and then destroys the quality of their once superb franchises. I still can't forgive them for what they did to the Ultima franchise."

Darnell: "In every industry you always get greedy corporations that seem to be set out to make money off of sub-par efforts."

Michael: "That is definitely true."

Thomas is in the Diary Room.

Thomas: "I just want to say what a **** name House Watcher is, I also want to say why is every girl in this house so ugly? Only Scarlett is really hot, I need my sex and I'd have sex with Sayid than I would Diana or Rachel."

Thomas is slurring his words quite badly due to being drunk.

House Watcher: "What is the problem Thomas?"

Thomas: "I've just told you the ****ing problem!"

Thomas: "I am loving this house though, the pool, the tits off Scarlett, the pool, the bum off Scarlett, Scarlett's face, the pool, Scarlett, the pool, and of course the fact that I can say whatever the **** I want to unlike on Big Brother."

Paul, Ash, and Derek are throwing Socks at each other.

Paul: "Put a sock in it Ash."

Paul starts throwing the Sock towards Ash.

Ash: "Very funny sunshine. Now take this puppet."

Ash, Derek, and Paul all end up tiring out after an hour has gone by as they was running out of Sock puns to use.

12:43 AM

Diana is in the Diary Room.

Diana: "I'm not liking Thomas at the moment, I know it's only Launch Night but he has a bad attitude, comes across as arrogant, and the way that he leers at Scarlett is disgusting, if he was my Son I'd have slapped him by now."

House Watcher: "Do you think that your relationship with Thomas will change for the better?"

Diana: "I honestly don't think so, no."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone that you like so far?"

Diana: "Well Ash is gorgeous, Derek seems like a nice guy, Paul seems like he'll be up for a laugh, Michael seems nice, Rachel seems nice, and Scarlett seems okay."

House Watcher: "Who do you think will win?"

Diana: "Paul I suspect, or Ash."

The end of episode 1.

I know it's not as long as a BB episode, but I will try to keep a nice length to them, I promise.