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8:30 AM

The alarm is ringing off in the Bedroom with really loud baby crying.

Darnell goes rushing upto one of the cameras in the top corner of the door to the Living Room.

Darnell: "Okay House Watcher you can ****ing stop this god awful noise now!"

Darnell carries on getting louder and louder as the alarm won't stop.

Darnell: "We're all awake!"

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will all Housemates wake up."

Darnell: "But we are all awake!"

Darnell is going red in the face through sheer anger.

Lois: "Calm down Darnell, I think that Thomas is still asleep."

Darnell goes over to Thomas and Scarlett's bed, Scarlett looking scared of Darnell as she knows what's about to happen.

Darnell: "Thomas wake the **** up! Seriously!"

Thomas's sluggish as he's got a hangover from last night boozing it up.

Thomas: "What's going on?"

Darnell: "The alarm has been going off."

Thomas: "Was it my fault?"

Darnell: "Yes!"

Darnell storms out of the Bedroom in sheer anger.

Thomas: "What's his problem?"

Lois: "Just ignore him."

Samantha is in the Diary Room.

Samantha: "I'm liking everybody in the house so far bar Sayid. He goes up to me in the Bedroom and says "do my breakfast" like I'm he's cook or something, I know that he's from a backwards Religion but do not bring those views forward to me or there will be a serious problem going forward."

House Watcher: "Which Housemates are you liking the most so far?"

Samantha: "Probably Derek, Ash, Michael, and Darnell."

11:33 AM

Kieran, Lois, and Samantha are sitting in the Living Room.

Samantha: "Why do you talk black Kieran?"

Kieran: "What do you mean by talking black?"

Lois: "I think she means the Jamaican accent."

Kieran: "Oh that's been because I've lived in urban areas all my life, you talk how your friends talk I tend to find."

Samantha: "That is true."

Lois: "What did you think of Darnell's behaviour earlier?"

Kieran: "I can understand him to be fair, Thomas shouldn't be staying up so late that he sleeps through the alarm."

Lois: "I don't approve of Darnell's temper, he reacted to someone not waking up in what Darnell approves of. I don't know if I want to live with him going forward if that's how he behaves."

Darnell, Paul, Thomas, Scarlett, Sandy, Derek, and Ash are all out in the Garden with Water Pistols in their hands.

Darnell: "I can't believe that these were allowed in the house."

Paul: "Who cares about why they let us have them, let's just enjoy it."

The 7 of them all go really crazy to the point of Thomas falls in the pool.

Thomas: "****ing bastards."

They all start laughing.

Sandy: "Thank god it weren't me swimming in Thomas's cum."

Kieran, Samantha, and Lois are still in the Living Room.

Kieran: "I wonder how long the fun will last?"

Lois: "Hopefully the whole duration."

Samantha: "I give it two to three more days at most."

Kieran: "I love the optimism Samantha."

Kieran starts laughing.

2:51 PM

Rachel, Michael, and Kieran are in the Kitchen.

Michael: "What area of Birmingham do you live in Kieran?"

Kieran: "Kingstanding."

Michael: "****ing hell that's rough."

Kieran: "I know, where do you live?"

Michael: "Aston. I'm probably the only white in the village."

They both start laughing.

Rachel: "You're in ISIS territory down there Michael, you should seriously get out of there."

Michael: "I have too many friends down there to leave."

Rachel: "You'll explode down there if you don't move, excuse the pun."

Michael: "Not every Asian person is a terrorist though to be fair."

Rachel: "Well don't say I didn't warn you."

Derek and Sandy are having a chat in the Living Room.

Derek: "So what Music do you like?"

Sandy: "I'm into Pop to be honest, stuff like Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Emeli Sande."

Derek: "Whitney's cover of I'll Always Love You was good, inferior to the original in my view, but I did like it."

Sandy: "I'll Always Love You is Whitney's song isn't it."

Derek starts laughing for a few minutes.

Derek: "No it was originally sung by Dolly Parton."

Sandy: "Who's Dolly Parton?"

Derek: "A country singer."

Sandy: "Oh she's the plastic one?"

Derek: "Umm... Yeah the plastic one."

Sandy: "Do you watch any TV Shows?"

Derek: "Yeah I love my Animated Comedies, in particular South Park and Futurama used to be brilliant."

Sandy: "Yeah I like South Park actually, especially Butters."

Derek: "I'm more into Eric Cartman myself, but I do love Butters, especially with Cartman."

Sandy: "What's your favourite episode?"

Derek: "Scott Tenorman Must Die, absolute classic, especially the ending."

Sandy: "I do love that episode, but my favourite episode is probably Grounded Vindaloop, it was just so funny and interesting."

Derek: "It reminded me very much of Inception."

Sandy: "What's Inception?"

Derek: "The Movie starring Leonardo Di Caprio?"

Sandy: "Oh yes now I remember it."

Awkward silence ensued.

7:14 PM

Scarlett is in the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "Hello Scarlett."

Scarlett: "Hello House Watcher. I just want to say that I think I'm in love with Thomas, he looks exactly like my Brother I think that's why I'm such good friends with him as it's nice to have a reminder of home."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone else that you're getting on with."

Scarlett: "There's a few people in here that are okay, but overall I just don't bond with them as much as I do with Thomas, we just can talk much more with each other than with anyone else like."

Darnell and Thomas are in the Living Room.

Darnell: "I'm starting to feel bored in this place already and it's only day 2."

Thomas: "With me around I'll make sure you won't get bored I promise. More stuff like the Water Pistol stuff should keep us going for the duration, and also the show will give us tasks to do otherwise we would all end up killing each other."

Darnell: "You do have a point actually."

Thomas: "When don't I?"

Paul is in the Toilet talking to the cameras.

Paul: "Listen the great British public, this is a game show where you have to play dirty to win, and I will push people's buttons with pranks that will show you just how truly selfish and vile these people really are. I'm not a nice person and I'm gonna be upfront with you all about it, but my mission will be to expose the fakes in a very entertaining matter, and I'm sure by the end of it you will agree with me and cast me as the winner."

Paul then puts some of his own clothes down the Toilet.

The end of Episode 2.

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I'm gonna be doing episode 3 & episode 4 within a few hours of each other at the very worst, just to speed things along a little bit.

Episode 3 will be put up shortly.

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8:45 AM

Housemates are getting up out of bed.

Paul opens up his suitcase to get some clothes out to find that alot of them is missing due to him flushing them down the Toilet last night.

Paul: "Where's my clothes gone?"

Justine goes up to Paul.

Justine: "Excuse me!?"

Paul: "My clothes are not in the suitcase."

Tracey comes over to Justine and Paul.

Tracey: "What's going on?"

Paul: "My clothes are not in my suitcase."

Tracey: "Are you sure that somebody isn't washing them?"

Paul: "No they was in here last night, has anyone been over here last night that you can think of?"

Justine and Tracey both say no.

Darnell goes into the Toilet to discover the clothes in the dirty Toilet.

Darnell: "Who's idea was this?"

Paul, Justine, and Tracey all go into the Toilet.

Darnell: "Was it one of you guys!?"

Darnell looking furious.

Paul: "No but these are my clothes."

Darnell: "So someone deliberately threw your clothes in the Toilet?"

Paul starts crying making everyone in the Toilet with him feel terrible.

Darnell: "Who would be so cruel?"

Tracey: "I think it's just a prank gone wrong, I bet it was Thomas or Ash that did it."

Justine: "Darnell me and you should go into the Diary Room to ask the House Watcher who did this to Paul."

Darnell: "It's for the best as we need to get cleaning appliances to get his clothes out properly."

Justine: "Stay with Paul, Tracey."

Darnell and Justine run into the Diary Room.

Ash and Thomas are in the Living Room which isn't far away from the Diary Room.

Ash: "What's going on with them two?"

Thomas: "She's probably off giving him a blowjob."

Ash and Thomas both start laughing.

Darnell and Justine are in the Diary Room.

Justine: "House Watcher you have footage of what happened to Paul's clothes don't you?"

House Watcher: "Yes."

Justine: "So you know who put his clothes in the Toilet?"

House Watcher: "Yes."

Darnell: "Hurry this up I need a ****."

Darnell looking uncomfortable on the Diary Room seat.

Justine: "So can you tell me who put Paul's clothes in the Toilet?"

House Watcher: "House Watcher will supply Paul with new clothes."

Justine: "That doesn't answer my question."

House Watcher: "House Watcher cannot grass up people's actions in the game, unless it's about discussing nominations."

Darnell: "Can you at least give us a Toilet Brush that actually works?"

Darnell pulling strained facial expressions.

House Watcher: "The Toilet Brush that the House Watcher has supplied you is sufficient enough."

Darnell: "Well I beg to differ."

Darnell struggling to hold his Poo in.

Justine: "You're very nebulous House Watcher, give us some clearer details about what happened to Paul's clothes, you're letting bullies get off with bad behaviour otherwise."

Darnell: "Yeah you're being nebubus."

Justine: "It's nebulous."

Darnell: "And that."

The Diary Room went silent for a whole minute.

Justine: "Forget it they're not gonna help us, let's go Darnell."

Darnell: "I feel like I'm having a pregnancy."

Justine: "Oh you're so wrong."

Darnell and Justine come back out of the Diary Room to Paul arguing on Samantha and Sayid.

Justine: "What's going on?"

Samantha: "This idiot is defending Sayid who keeps calling me woman instead of my actual name all because he thinks I destroyed his clothes."

Paul: "You was the last person I can think of who was near my Suitcase last night."

Sayid: "And Samantha is my inferior, she should cook my meals for me, and wash my clothes."

Samantha: "**** off Sayid."

Sayid: "Don't tell me to **** off you stupid ****ing ****."

Paul: "You need to respect Sayid's culture alot more Samantha."

Samantha: "You're honestly saying that to me after he just called me the C word? You're being seriously pathetic today Paul."

Paul: "Excuse me! How would you like having your clothes flushed down the Toilet!?"

Sayid: "Leave the slut to her own devices."

Darnell: "Hey! That's not okay Sayid."

Sayid: "Oh look the Coconut's speaking."

Darnell: "If you're not careful I'll poo on you."

Justine: "Everybody calm down!"

Justine's voice bellowed across the whole house.

Justine: "Paul you shouldn't be taking out your frustrations on Samantha. Sayid your whole attitude needs to change in this house, and Samantha don't bite so easily."

Paul starts crying making everybody feel awful.

Paul: "You're right Justine, I'm sorry Samantha for the way that I've talked to you."

He then runs to Samantha who gives him a hug.

Samantha: "It's okay Paul, it's Sayid who I have an issue with."

Sayid: "Let's put aside our differences for a second, who do we think has done this to Paul?"

Tracey comes into the Living Room.

Tracey: "I personally think that Thomas did a prank gone wrong as he's saw Paul's reaction and is too scared to come forward, his face when I told him what had happened was a face of fear."

11:34 AM

Diana is in the Diary Room to collect the task sheet.

Diana then comes out of the Diary Room and into the Living Room to read the rules of the task to the whole house.

Diana: "Okay the rules this week are as followed. Housemates will hold have their feet on the bottom bar, and their hands on top of the top bar, they'll be silver if anyone is interested in the details. The task will be setup in the Garden, and whoever is the last to fall off the bar will be immune from this week's eviction."

The whole house has gasped.

Thomas shouts out this sentence to Ash and Scarlett.

Thomas: "So one of us better win this then."

The task has been setup, the Housemates are ready.

12:26 PM

Darnell, Ash, and Scarlett have already fell off the bars.

Thomas is struggling.

Thomas: "****ing hell I thought that I'd do better at this."

Ash: "Just don't focus on the task, think of the happiest time in your life."

Thomas: "That would be me wanking off to Scarlett."

Everyone went silent for a second, you could've heard a pin drop.

Ash: "Sure, I was thinking about not shouting it out for everyone to hear."

12:51 PM

Derek and Rachel have both fallen off.

Darnell: "Not bad for old farts."

Darnell starts laughing.

Derek: "There's still some life in us old dogs yet, even Sayid is fighting for immunity quite well."

Sandy slips off not long afterwards.

Michael: "That's bad luck Sandy."

Sandy looks pissed off.

2:11 PM

Sayid, Justine, Tracey, and Kieran have fallen off. Leaving just Michael, Thomas, Diana, Lois, Samantha, and Paul still in the race for immunity.

Thomas: "I can't hold on much longer."

Thomas falls off the bars.

Diana: "I give up to."

Diana falls off the bars.

Paul: "We're dropping off like it's Saw."

Lois falls off the bars.

Paul: "What the hell is going on?"

5:45 PM

Michael, Paul, and Samantha are still holding onto the bars.

Rachel: "We're gonna be here all day and night at this rate."

Rachel increasingly getting frustrated.

Paul drops off the bars.

Michael: "Are you happy Rachel!?"

Rachel looks awkward on her seat after Michael's comment.

6:27 PM

Michael falls off and Samantha has won immunity.

They all run over to Samantha to wish her congratulations.

House Watcher: "Samantha, you have won immunity from this week's eviction."

Samantha: "Yes."

House Watcher: "Now you get two choices."

Everyone looks nervous after that comment.

House Watcher: "You give yourself a nice takeaway of your choice, or you can go for the luxury shopping budget to give everybody a treat. It's up to you Samantha."

To be continued in Episode 4.

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6:35 PM

Samantha: "I choose to have the treat for myself."

Sayid, Thomas, Scarlett, and Rachel all shout "what!"

House Watcher: "That means this week Samantha gets a Takeaway of her choosing, and the rest of the Housemates will live on basic rations for this week."

Sayid goes right up in Samantha's face.

Sayid: "Who the **** do you think you are!? Starving us all for your own selfish needs."

Samantha: "And you're getting aggressive at a woman who you're three times older than."

Paul: "It's a game Sayid, if you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen."

Sayid: "Who's side are you on?"

Paul: "Samantha's."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Sayid please come to the Diary Room.

Sayid: "What for now!?"

Sayid slowly walks towards the Diary Room.

Kieran: "I just don't get how you could do this to us all Samantha, I'd honestly never dream of doing something like that."

Samantha: "Well good for you."

Darnell: "You guys are blowing it out of proportion anyway as you don't like Samantha, if it was Ash doing it you guys wouldn't bat an eyelid."

Ash: "Why am I being brought into it for."

Darnell: "Because I'm trying to show these guys their own hypocrisy."

Thomas: "And who are you to say what we should think?"

Sayid is in the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "Sayid at 6:36 PM you got up in Samantha's face which is invading her personal space, you started shouting "who the **** do you think you are, starving us all for your own selfish needs" And then carried on the aggression with Paul later on in the conversation by going upto Paul and shouting at him "who's side are you on?" due to the fact that this is your first offense, this will be your first warning, do you understand Sayid?"

Sayid: "No I don't, I had a normal reaction to what that fat cow did to me. I'm not then gonna stand by and pretend to understand a warning when I didn't threaten her, and I didn't lay my hands on her. So **** you."

House Watcher: "You are now free to leave Sayid."

Sayid: "I wanna calm down in here first as I can't handle that Foxhunting loving freak."

The argument is still carrying on in the Garden.

Thomas: "Do not tell me how I should feel Darnell!"

Darnell: "I'm not telling you how I should feel."

Scarlett: "Well what do you call it then Darnell?"

Darnell: "I call it trying to see both points of view and not just target someone just because you have a personal grudge with them. But you know that I've said this loads of times already but you're just not willing to listen."

Thomas: "That's just an arrogant thing to say."

Darnell: "No it isn't."

Thomas: "Yes it is."

Scarlett: "That woman has even got Sayid into trouble."

Samantha: "That woman has a name, redhead. Let's see how you like that."

Scarlett: "It burns."

Scarlett replies sarcastically.

Paul: "We just need to calm down, it's a bloody game for god sake, Samantha is just playing the game."

Thomas: "So says the man who was crying at his T-Shirts being flushed down the Toilet."

Paul: "There's a difference, we're all still gonna eat this week, my clothes aren't coming back."

Darnell: "They're actually."

But before Darnell could finish Thomas cut across.

Thomas: "Oh yeah enjoy eating Slop for a week, let's see if you're coming back with this line by the end of the week."

9:22 PM

Diana is in the Diary Room.

Diana: "Hello House Watcher. I must say I'm really feeling fed up today, all it's been is negativity since day 1 for me, and it's all because of Thomas. He is very annoying, in your face type of character, and the only things that he talks about are sex, parties, sex, parties, and playing the Violin because he likes Classical Music, which is probably the only interesting thing about the guy. His ruining everybody's time in this house along with Scarlett and Sayid."

House Watcher: "Why are you not getting along with Scarlett and Sayid?"

Diana: "Scarlett is because of the fact that instead of interacting with the rest of the house she'll only hang out with Thomas, and when you do try to interact with her she's too busy looking in the mirror, I am not the only one to comment on that in the house either as Michael has commented on it more than I have. And Sayid well he is sexist, racist, homophobic, and just a generally unpleasant individual for the most part, he has the odd time where he behaves like a normal person, but overall he is very egocentric."

Darnell, Samantha, Paul, and Justine are in the Living Room.

Paul: "Seriously how they behaved today was disgusting, in particular Sayid got really aggressive, I really hope that he goes this week."

Samantha: "Sayid actually scared me, I don't like the guy anyway, but that was the lowest opinion I have ever had about him as he thought that he had the god given right to go berserk at me for a choice that was given to me."

Justine: "The thing is most of the house have not made you feel included into the house dynamics so no wonder you didn't give them a treat."

Samantha: "Exactly."

9:41 AM

Ash is in the Diary Room to nominate.

Ash: "My first nomination is for Sayid. All he does is bitch, moan, bitch, moan, throw in a few racist comments at Darnell and that's Sayid for you. My second nomination is for Darnell. He is quite mouthy, and he got involved in that argument yesterday between Sayid, Thomas, and Samantha for no reason, and even tried to bring my name into it, I do not approve of his style."

Darnell 1
Sayid 1

Ash leaves the Diary Room to them all waiting on the sofas in the Living Room.

Darnell: "How did it go?"

Ash: "It was tough."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Darnell please come to the Diary Room."

Darnell: "My first nomination is for Sayid. Everything about him is offensive, the way he talks, the way he smiles, the fact he is incredibly sexist, called me a coconut, used the C word on Samantha. What is to like about this douche? My second nomination is for Thomas. He just talks about the most boring **** known to mankind, even down to his armpits, he'll talk about it for an hour straight, I mean what's so fascinating about people's armpits? And he like Sayid feels like his god's gift."

Sayid 2
Darnell 1
Thomas 1

Darnell leaves the Diary Room.

Paul: "You should teach me how to play the Violin when we get outta here."

Thomas: "Sure thing, although it's very tricky."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Derek please come to the Diary Room."

Derek: "My first nomination is for Sayid. I don't like how he talks to Samantha to be honest, just because she's a Foxhunter does not give him the right to call her a ****, a *****, a fat bitch, or any other insults that he has probably called her, it shows that for a 65 year old man he is incredibly immature. My second nomination is for Darnell. He is loud 24/7 I just wish that he would shut up sometimes, his a nice kid, but in these early days he has annoying traits that are valid reasons to go for him on in my view."

Sayid 3
Darnell 2
Thomas 1

Derek leaves the Diary Room.

Derek: "That was tough."

Ash: "Yeah it's not nice is it?"

Derek: "I feel really bad."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Diana please come to the Diary Room."

Diana: "My first nomination is for Thomas. I object to him on every level, that's all I want to say on him. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I can't have a conversation with her, every time I try she's too busy looking in the mirror, she is style over substance."

Sayid 3
Darnell 2
Thomas 2
Scarlett 1

Diana leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Justine please come to the Diary Room."

Justine: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way he got up in Samantha's face after the Immunity challenge yesterday was beyond disgusting, in my view he should've been thrown out, I know that you don't throw people out very easily, but in my view he crossed the line. My second nomination is for Thomas. He just has one topic on the brain and that's sex, I like sex don't get me wrong, but not 24/7 everyday as a topic, it's really not that interesting."

Sayid 4
Thomas 3
Darnell 2
Scarlett 1

Justine leaves the Diary Room.

Diana: "How did it go?"

Justine: "****ing vile."

Justine starts doing a nervous giggle.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Kieran please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran: "My first nomination is for Darnell. Why he always has to defend Samantha is beyond me. She chose to starve us just so she could get a treat for herself, how can Darnell defend that!? So for me he deserves a nomination. My second nomination is for Ash. I don't know there's something smarmy about him that I just can't take to very much, I know that I'm pretty much a lone voice in this with my fellow Housemates, but I just can't take to the guy, he comes off as arrogant to me."

Sayid 4
Darnell 3
Thomas 3
Ash 1
Scarlett 1

Kieran has left the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Lois please come to the Diary Room."

Lois: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way he talks to Samantha is truly disgusting, he truly thinks of women as servants to him and as a woman I don't like it. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I think that she sees herself as above everybody else in the house, and especially the women because she's got the Sophie Turner looks, but her personality is pretty much non-existent, she's not a nasty woman, but I just can't talk to her which is a problem for me."

Sayid 5
Darnell 3
Thomas 3
Scarlett 2
Ash 1

Lois has left the Diary Room.

Lois: "It feels good to vent."

House Watcher: "This is House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room."

Michael: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way that he got up in Samantha's face yesterday out in the Garden was way out of line in my view. I hope he is evicted this week. My second nomination is for Thomas. He just talks about sex every single day, I can't handle it, my final nail in the coffin was yesterday when he shouts to everyone that he had wanked about Scarlett, who wants to really know that sort of information!?"

Sayid 6
Thomas 4
Darnell 3
Scarlett 2
Ash 1

Michael leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Paul: "My first nomination is for Thomas. I have nothing in common with the guy, it's just about sex with him all of the time and I've just had enough of it. My second nomination is for Ash. There's something quite unlikable about the guy, I just can't quite put my finger on it."

Sayid 6
Thomas 5
Darnell 3
Ash 2
Scarlett 2

Paul leaves the Diary Room.

Samantha: "Are you okay darling."

Paul: "Yeah I'm fine thanks."

Paul starts grimmacing at Thomas.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Rachel please come to the Diary Room."

Rachel: "My first nomination is for Kieran. He talks black even though he is white, and he has a temper problem, I only asked him about his School Education and he flipped out at me, it was uncalled for in my view. My second nomination is for Darnell. Again he has a bad temper, but you do kind of expect it with people like him anyway. One of him or Kieran leaving this week would make me happy."

Sayid 6
Thomas 5
Darnell 4
Ash 2
Scarlett 2
Kieran 1

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Samantha please come to the Diary Room."

Samantha: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way he went at me yesterday was below the belt, it is a gameshow and he has no right coming up to me looking like he's going to knock me out, if he doesn't go this week then I will make his life a living hell until one of us eventually leaves and that's a promise. My second nomination is for Thomas. He should change his name to Sexbot as it's all he talks about, oh and his Violin which I don't give a crap about to be honest."

Sayid 7
Thomas 6
Darnell 4
Ash 2
Scarlett 2
Kieran 1

Samantha leaves the Diary Room.

Sayid: "The ***** has cum out, get it?"

Darnell: "Oh shut up Sayid."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Sayid please come to the Diary Room."

Sayid: "My first nomination is for Thomas. All he does is discuss sex all of the time, it's really not healthy to be that obsessed with sex. He needs psychiatric help. My second nomination is for Darnell. The Coconut thinks that it's okay to starve people to death, he can get lost as far as I'm concerned."

Sayid 7
Thomas 7
Darnell 5
Ash 2
Scarlett 2
Kieran 1

Sayid leaves the Diary Room.

Samantha: "Oh look Rajid Mathamah Ghali's come out of the Diary Room."

Darnell: "Don't stoop to his level."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Sandy please come to the Diary Room."

Sandy: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. She called me a skank yesterday all because I dared to say that I enjoyed my job, to me she is a snobby cow that needs to leave. My second nomination is for Sayid. The way that he treats the women in the house is vile, especially Samantha."

Sayid 8
Thomas 7
Darnell 5
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1

Sandy leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Scarlett please come to the Diary Room."

Scarlett: "My first nomination is for Darnell. His Islamophobic to Sayid and I don't like that, he even takes the piss out of Mohamed on purpose just to get a rise out of Sayid, if that's not bullying then I don't know what is. My second nomination is for Paul. I suspect that he threw his own clothes in the Toilet to get drama, and to set Thomas up to face eviction this week, it's worked I suspect, but I do not trust that snake for more than a second."

Sayid 8
Thomas 7
Darnell 6
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1
Paul 1

Scarlett leaves the Diary Room.

Thomas: "Come here babe."

Scarlett sits on Thomas's lap kissing his face off. creating an awkward silence around the room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Thomas please come to the Diary Room."

Thomas: "My first nomination is for Darnell. He thinks that he can tell me how to think and how I should feel, I don't like control freaks and I'm not gonna start now just to not be accused of racism. My second nomination is for Sayid. He needs to go back to Peshwar or wherever he is from as he can't handle the UK life very well at all, we like women not Ninjas."

Sayid 9
Darnell 7
Thomas 7
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1
Paul 1

Thomas leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Tracey please come to the Diary Room."

Tracey: "My first nomination is for Sayid. His aggression towards Samantha yesterday flipped my opinion against him as I thought that he was just having a culture clash with most of the house, but yesterday just showed that he is a jackass of an epic kind. My second nomination is for Thomas. Arrogant, sex obsessed, the only interesting thing about him is his weird obsession with the vacant Scarlett, that's about it."

Sayid 10
Thomas 8
Darnell 7
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1
Paul 1

The end of episode 4.

I'm sorry to cut it brief, but I've got to go somewhere in a few minutes.

Anyway this series first eviction showdown is between Sayid Farah and Thomas Bradshaw, who goes? You decide.

Poll will be opening shortly on a new thread.

[Mystic Mock]

9:15 AM

The Housemates have been awake for over half an hour.

Thomas, Scarlett, and Ash are in the Living Room.

Ash: "So who do you think will be up this week?"

Thomas: "I think myself, Sayid, Darnell, and Scarlett, maybe a dark horse tip on Michael as he is a bit weird."

Scarlett: "Michael's a nice guy I think that he'll scrape through due to his innocence, I'm guessing myself, Thomas, and Sayid, I think that Darnell will be alright."

Ash: "I think Sayid is going then out of your guesses, and to be honest I think Sayid will take on you in a one on one anyway Thomas so enjoy knocking him out."

Thomas: "Sayid rubs this house up the wrong way with his prejudices so the public might want to keep him if I was the only one up against him."

Ash: "The public don't like dicks, and Sayid is a grade A dickhead."

Kieran and Rachel are out in the Garden.

Rachel: "Have you read on the MailOnline site about how Jesus will guide people to Heaven and leave the planet sterile for a 1000 years?"

Kieran: "No. What's even the point of this theory."

Rachel: "Well in December last year someone claimed that Jesus would return to Earth, guiding his people to Heaven and leaving the planet sterile for 1000 years. This Computer Programmer said she had performed complex calculations to suggest that the apocalypse will happen last year. At that point everlasting righteousness and Earth will be left to rest until the year 3016. The Computer Programmer said that in the fall of Autumn 2016, the 6000 years of sin on Earth will come to an end, everlasting righteousness will be brought in, and Jesus will come again to take his people to Heaven. Then the Earth will begin it's 1000 years of rest. The Computer Programmer based it off a Book from the Bible, I can't remember which one it was again now though. But it tells the story of the people who relocated to Babylon."

Kieran: "But it didn't happen."

Rachel: "Not in 2016, but it doesn't mean that it won't happen, it could just be a different year."

Kieran: "I don't know about that to be honest, I mean we could have Mohamed bludgeon us all to death."

Rachel and Kieran both start laughing.

Rachel: "Poor Sayid, he just doesn't get how ridiculous his Religion is."

Kieran starts sarcastically wagging his finger at Rachel.

Kieran: "No, no, no Rachel, that's Islamophobic, how will you ever cope?"

Rachel and Kieran both start laughing again.

1:30 PM.

They've all been gathered on the sofas by House Watcher.

House Watcher: "The Housemates up for eviction this week are... In no particular order."

The House is tense, you could hear a pin drop.

House Watcher: "Thomas."

Scarlett's face is like thunder at the announcement.

House Watcher: "And... Sayid."

Sayid pulls a shocked face.

House Watcher: "And... that's the end of this week's nominations."

Darnell: "So I'm not up?"

Sayid: "Yes Coconut rub it in."

Scarlett: "He is allowed to be happy that his not up for eviction to be fair."

Darnell: "Thank you Scarlett."

Sayid: "Stay out of the conversation woman."

Thomas: "Excuse me but she has a name, and it's Scarlett."

Sayid: "Well that's incredibly cheesy, but I suppose you're changing tactic now that you know that you're hated in the house."

Thomas: "That's not the case at all."

Sayid: "Well you weren't playing the hero before being up for eviction."

Thomas: "If you think that I'm playing the hero then that says something about your actions doesn't it?"

Justine goes over to Darnell and whispers to him these words.

Justine: "Well done Darnell."

Darnell: "Thank you Justine."

Sayid: "So you're honestly feeling that I'm out of order for arguing on the Coconut and the Redhead?"

Thomas: "I think that you're rude by not referring to their names, yes."

Sayid: "I don't know their names."

Samantha: "That's bull**** Sayid and you know it as you do it with me aswell, calling me woman."

Sayid: "Okay then I'll start calling you fatty. How does that sound?"

Diana: "His deliberately trolling at this point, just ignore him."

3:25 PM

Kieran and Samantha are in the Bedroom.

Kieran: "You still haven't apologised."

Samantha: "Apologised for what?"

Kieran: "Giving the treat to yo self."

Samantha: "Because I have nothing to apologise for."

Kieran: "Well most of the house beg to differ."

Samantha: "If most of the house told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?"

Kieran: "No."

Samantha: "Well there you go then, have your own thoughts, don't copy other people."

Kieran: "I've been in situations like this before where I've been starving, having to go day by day by just eating **** like Rats off the street, I've had to survive in the real world. So don't tell me that I'm copying other people's opinions as I'm not."

Samantha: "Whatever you say Kieran."

Kieran: "You heartless bitch."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Samantha please come to the Diary Room."

Samantha goes into the Diary Room.

Samantha: "Hello House Watcher."

House Watcher: "Hello Samantha. House Watcher has called you in here to ask you what type of Takeaway do you want?"

Samantha: "Okay, I want a Mexican please."

5:34 PM

Thomas is in the Diary Room.

Thomas: "If I go in three days time then I want to be able to play the Violin in here, I want to show these people that I'm more than just a meathead."

House Watcher: "House Watcher cannot allow Housemates to have luxury items from the personal world in the house."

Thomas: "Okay, I understand. I guess I'm gonna have to let my frustration out in a way that I do best."

Thomas comes out of the Diary Room to Scarlett.

Scarlett: "Plan B?"

Thomas: "Plan B babe."

Thomas and Scarlett start ripping each other's clothes off, and they start having sex on the table in the house. Paul and Tracey can see it from the Garden. And the rest are all in the Bedroom.

Darnell: "This is weirdly enticing."

Diana runs out of the Bedroom.

Diana: "Do you two have no consideration for the rest of us!?"

Diana looking really angry at this point.

Scarlett: "Enjoy the show."

The actions from Scarlett and Thomas continue right in front of Diana's face.

Diana: "If I wanted to watch Porn I'd be on the outside world with my Laptop searching for it."

Thomas: "Watch out it's gonna be a splash zone!"

The details will be spared about what happened.

Diana walks off back into the Bedroom.

Derek: "I don't get what they're playing at."

Diana: "We've got to eat on that table, they have no consideration for the rest of us."

Sayid: "I can't blame them to be fair."

Michael: "I thought you would be against them considering it's sex before marriage."

Sayid: "Oh I hate them, I just hate all of you more."

Diana: "Well that's fine Sayid as you won't be in here much longer anyway."

Paul and Tracey are in the Garden.

Tracey: "Well that was a show."

Tracey and Paul started laughing.

Paul: "I'm looking forward to seeing who the public pick here out of these two crazy bastards."

Tracey: "Sayid will go."

Paul: "I'm not so sure, I think it will be incredibly tight. I'm looking forward to it."

Tracey takes a puff out of her Cigarette.

10:40 PM

Sayid is in the Diary Room.

Sayid: "House Watcher I just want to say I am grateful for the opportunity that you've given me, but overall this lineup sucks as they just talk about the most boring **** imaginable."

House Watcher: "What do you like to talk about Sayid?"

Sayid: "Politics, Religion, Conspiracy Theories, how Music corrupts people, how awful Fatty Samantha is, how awful the Coconut is, and How delicious Broccoli is."

Paul earlier today had taken Scarlett's lipstick and is now gone out into the Garden by himself to write a message on the mirror.

It says "Sandy's a *****."

The end of episode 5.

This week you will be deciding between Sayid Farah and Thomas Bradshaw, who goes? You decide.

And here's a link to the eviction poll. http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...ferrerid=57780

[Mystic Mock]

8:35 AM

Michael and Sayid are in the Kitchen.

Michael: "Don't take this the wrong way, but if you want to survive this vote you don't want to be isolated by most of your Housemates."

Sayid: "Okay."

Michael: "So I'd apologise to everyone for what you've said to them, especially Darnell and Samantha as you really hit below the belt with those two in my view."

Sayid: "But these people are so ignorant to my beliefs, Kieran, Rachel, and Samantha all jokingly call me Imom just because they think it's funny."

Michael: "I've not heard Samantha say that."

Sayid: "Paul told me she has."

Michael: "If she has then she has to apologise too. Two wrongs don't make a right."

Sayid: "Also I've actually heard Tracey go Allah and Mohamed sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G I mean what sort of childish **** is that!?"

Sayid getting increasingly annoyed as Michael starts laughing.

Michael: "I'm sorry but that's funny. Anyway you don't have to like these people, but if you stay against Thomas, you don't want to only have me to talk to do you?"

Sayid: "No."

Michael: "Well then."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "Nobody seems to have spotted my wonderful art work that I've setup for Scarlett and Sandy to have a fight over. Who knows maybe I'm being impatient."

House Watcher: "Why do you want them to fight, Paul?"

Paul: "Because this is a gameshow and it means that I won't be the target for next week's nominations. Also the public will want these two out anyway so all is good I think."

9:22 AM

Sayid has gathered all of the Housemates to the Living Room.

Sayid: "I just wanted to apologise to everyone for what I've said to you all, and I especially want to apologise to the Coconut and Samantha for some of my comments that I've aimed at them over the last couple of days in particular."

Darnell: "Well stop calling me the Coconut for starters and refer to me by my name would be nice."

Sayid: "I always thought that the Coconut was an effectionate nickname."

Darnell: "No it isn't as how would you like it if I kept calling you the Muslim?"

Sayid: "That's a bit different though."

Darnell: "Is it really?"

Sayid: "I've made the effort, anyone that takes it good, if people want to be like Darnell then don't."

Sayid walks out into the Garden.

Darnell: "He is pathetic."

Sayid: "What the ****!"

The shout from Sayid hits the Living Room. Justine and Ash come running out.

Sayid points towards the mirror on the wall.

Sayid: "Someone has been writing a horrible message on the wall about Sindy."

Sandy: "It's Sandy! And who has been writing horrible messages about me?"

Sayid: "How should I know?"

Justine: "It looks to me like it's Scarlett's Lipstick."

Scarlett, Sandy and Thomas come running out into the Garden.

Scarlett: "Excuse me!"

Sandy: "I'm a ***** am I? That's quite rich from someone that had sex last night right on the Living Room table."

Scarlett: "I didn't write that, I swear."

Sandy: "Who would steal your Lipstick! Come on!"

Thomas: "Hold on, why would anyone do this? Are you sure this isn't a prank from the House Watcher?"

Derek: "It's like someone is out to wind us up as someone went for Paul's clothes a few days ago, now this, what's next?"

Sandy: "It's definitely not a prank from the House Watcher."

Sandy getting increasingly frustrated, as is Scarlett.

Scarlett: "How do you know that!?"

Sandy: "Because I don't think that the crew would be so creepy as to go through your stuff and write a horrible message specifically about me. This is personal to someone who really hates me for some reason."

Scarlett: "So you're starting to think that it's not me then?"

Sandy: "No as you have called me a skank in the past."

Scarlett: "Because you are a skank."

Sayid and Derek go back into the Living Room.

Sandy: "So why wouldn't I think that you wrote this message on the mirror then?"

Scarlett: "Because I own my comments, and you are a skank you ****ing Stripper."

Sandy: "The real slut is someone that has sex on TV with someone that you've told me looks like your Brother."

Thomas: "What!"

Thomas is really in shock for a few minutes.

Scarlett: "But he isn't my Brother."

Sandy: "He reminds you of your Brother though, that's disturbed by most people's standards."

Justine: "Who was the last to go to bed last night?"

Kieran comes out into the Garden.

Kieran: "That would be me I think, I go to bed at 2AM."

Justine: "Well no offense but you're the prime suspect, as you have no witnesses who can verify that you didn't do this, you had all the oppotunity to have done this."

Thomas: "Detective Justine's on the case."

Justine: "Well I do like my Crime Novels."

Kieran: "That's fair enough, but I honestly don't care about Sandy's job, in fact it makes her even hotter in my eyes."

Sandy: "Well maybe I'll treat you when we get outside."

Kieran starts blushing.

12:28 PM

Sandy is in the Diary Room.

Sandy: "Whoever has wrote that on the wall will really get it from me when I find out who it is, I don't ****ing take kindly to some ****weed calling me a ***** and so cowardly about it to the point where they ****ing won't say it to my ****ing face."

Sandy starts crying in the Diary Room for half an hour.

Sandy: "I'm really hoping that it's one of Sayid or Thomas because the public would hopefully vote the troublemaker out. I really don't like the fact that someone has potentially rummaged through Scarlett's things just to write that about me."

Paul is in the Toilet laughing.

Paul starts whispering.

Paul: "The plan was executed perfectly."

Paul starts dancing in the Toilet.

Sandy is still in the Diary Room.

Sandy: "I bet someone sneaky did it like Michael, Ash, or Paul. Paul's cute though so I'm hoping that it's not him, and Ash just seems too boring to do something so cruel. I've always had issues with people named Michael in my life, after all as you all know I was a victim of domestic abuse when I was 14 by my Dad who obviously was called Michael Fitz. Michael even does look like my Dad when he was younger, that's the worst part about it for me, even though I can't tell him that as his done nothing but be nice to me."

4:37 PM

Michael, Derek, and Lois are in the Garden

Lois: "So you like Art, Michael?"

Michael: "Yes."

Derek: "What's your favourite type of Art?"

Michael: "The two types that I like are Animation Art, and Graffiti Art. I like others aswell such as Graphic Art, and Primitive Art."

Derek: "Graffiti can be annoying in my opinion."

Michael: "I can understand that viewpoint, it just has a very interesting style I think."

Lois: "I'm not an Art expert I'm afraid."

Michael: "We all have different interests to be fair."

Derek: "So what about Brexit?"

Michael: "I'm a remainer."

Lois: "I'm going to get myself a packet of Crisps."

Lois walks off into the house.

Derek: "Younger people tend to be for Remain."

Michael: "I just think that it was a risk not worth taking, I also liked the Freedom Of Movement."

Derek: "To me I was on the fence, I liked the idea of being a union, but I didn't like the fact that there was no boarder control for all of the Immigrants coming into the country, we was allowing them in en mass."

Michael: "I get your concern on that, but that isn't gonna change out of the EU in my view."

Derek: "The main thing that had me concerned about leaving the EU is what our current Government will do to the NHS. It's been getting mistreated by our two leading parties for the past couple of decades now, and my concern is that they'll be even worse now that there's no EU to tell us what to do."

Michael: "It's all confusing I suppose."

Derek: "You've got that right."

6:53 PM

Sayid is in the Diary Room.

Sayid: "I've actually enjoyed today, it's ashame that I didn't try and loosen up more like this throughout the series. I still don't like the Coconut or Fatty Samantha, but everyone else I'm on decent terms with. In particular I'm really liking Michael today, really interesting guy, his not like most people his age group who's all about sex, parties, and the latest Popstar, it's nice to see in this day and age."

House Watcher: "Who do you think will go out of you and Thomas?"

Sayid: "Definitely me, I'm a Muslim for starters, and my comments won't have gone down well with most of the public, I know that most of my views are in the minority and I will try to respect that."

11:25 PM

Paul is in the Kitchen.

Paul has took the Slop and chucked it down the sink.

Most of the other Housemates are in the Bedroom.

Samantha is talking to Darnell.

Samantha: "That Mexican food was delicious."

Kieran is in ear shot.

Kieran: "Are you trying to wind me up?"

Samantha: "Excuse me!"

Kieran: "Going on about the Food knowing that your action to be selfish bugged me. So are you trying to wind me up?"

Samantha: "No, I'm having a chat with my friend if that's okay with you?"

Lois starts crying.

Lois: "I can't take this anymore! Why is everyone being so nasty."

Samantha, Darnell, Derek, Thomas, Sayid, Kieran, and everyone bar Paul and Scarlett have come to Lois to comfort her.

Samantha: "We didn't mean to stress you out."

Lois: "I want this place to go back to how it was in the first couple of days."

Samantha: "To be fair I think it's been alot calmer today don't you agree guys?"

They all say yes to Lois.

Lois: "I suppose you're right, I'm just not very good with conflict."

Darnell: "Then you're probably in the wrong show."

Darnell starts laughing which has made it infectious in the Bedroom.

The end of Episode 6.

This week it's Sayid Farah and Thomas Bradshaw up for eviction. Who goes? You decide.

The link is on the Episode 5 post, and a link is on my Signature.

[Mystic Mock]

This will be the last episode that either Sayid Farah or Thomas Bradshaw will be in until my Live Eviction Show when I get back on later.

9:01 AM

Thomas has gone in the kitchen. He has spotted the Slop in the sink.

Thomas: "Someone's havin us at it."

Thomas starts laughing uncontrollably.

Lois comes into the Kitchen.

Lois: "What's going on?"

Thomas: "Someone's threw Slop into the sink."

Lois takes a look into the sink.

Lois: "This is our only Meal that we've got left."

Kieran comes into the Kitchen.

Kieran: "What's going on."

Thomas: "Someone has chucked Slop into the sink so now we've got no meals left."

Kieran: "I told you that Samantha let us down by being so selfish. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it to spite us."

Lois: "I don't think that Samantha did this."

Kieran: "Why?"

Lois: "Where was Paul last night?"

Thomas nor Kieran knew the answer.

Thomas: "Hasn't he been a victim of this prankster's twisted game?"

Kieran: "Unless that's what he wants us to think, Knowing that we'd mainly suspect people that we either don't like, or come off much more sneaky. And why would you suspect him if he has apparently been a victim of one of the pranks? I'm very impressed if it's Paul, although I'll still be very angry at the same time as the bastard has starved us to death."

Lois: "They won't let us starve to death, just think of the trouble that they'd get into."

Tracey and Justine are in the Diary Room.

Justine: "We have our guesses at who the Prankster is."

Tracey: "Yeah."

House Watcher: "Who do you think the Prankster is."

Tracey: "Well my theory is that it's Diana, she plays the uptight game so nobody suspects her of really being a rebel who loves to cause drama in the house."

Justine: "My guess is Kieran as he is the one that stays up the latest out of all of us so there's no witnesses to say that he was with them at the time of the prank."

Tracey: "Unless the prank has been done well before we're noticing the prank has happened."

Justine: "True which comes to my second guess and that it's either Paul or Sandy to try and make themselves less suspicious."

Tracey: "I don't think that Paul would do such a thing personally he seems quite nice to me."

Justine: "I would lean towards Sandy more too."

Ash and Derek are sitting in the Smoking Area.

Ash: "So when you get out of here what will be the first thing that you'll be doing?"

Derek: "Visit my Daughter and Son who I've been missing very much, I really miss their sense of humour as this place is very different to what I'm normally used to."

Ash: "That's nice, I think that I'll probably go and see American Head Charge live as I haven't seen them yet."

Derek: "That sounds like fun, I might later on down the line go and see Tim McGraw live."

Ash: "What's your favourite song from Tim McGraw?"

Derek: "I like Indian Outlaw, It's Your Love, Live Like You Were Dying, I Like It, I Love It, and Southern Voice, and for a couple of Album tracks that I like are Give It To Me Strait, and off his most recent Album he did a song called California."

Ash: "You've named nearly the entire discography."

Ash and Derek both start laughing.

1:00 PM

Kieran and Paul are in the Bedroom.

Kieran: "I just want to ask you a question."

Paul: "What is it?"

Kieran: "Have you been doing the pranks?"

Paul: "No, why would you think that?"

Kieran: "When the attacks happen you don't seem to be anywhere nearby."

Paul: "That's just a coincidence, honestly why would I in particular put my own clothes down the Toilet? Or write that horrible stuff about Sindy?"

Kieran: "It's Sandy, and why would anyone want to do that to you or Sandy to be fair?"

Paul: "Sayid hates women, and he probably doesn't like the fact that I don't like the fact that he spits on the floor."

Kieran: "Sayid's many things but I don't think that he'd starve himself on purpose, just look at how he reacted to Samantha when she was selfish during that task."

Paul: "Sayid's always hated Samantha for her gameplaying move, he thinks that his entitled to anything that he wants, and to be honest the last few days you've been giving me that vibe too."

Kieran: "I just want to know did you do this?"

Paul: "No matter what I say nothing will change your mind."

Paul walks out of the Bedroom with Kieran following him.

Kieran: "Look I don't want an argument here."

Paul cuts him across.

Paul: "Well why won't you accept my answer then?"

Kieran: "Because I want to prove without a shadow of a doubt that you haven't done these pranks."

Paul: "Well how are you going to prove that?"

Kieran: "I was thinking that for the whole week we all stay by each other, what do you say?"

Paul: "That sounds crazy, who thought this up?"

Kieran: "I did. If you want to prove your innocence then this is the best path to take. What do you say? Deal?"

Paul shakes Kieran's hand.

Paul: "Deal."

5:35 PM

Darnell, Lois, Diana, and Samantha are in the Living Room.

Darnell: "So who do you think will go? I'm saying Thomas as he doesn't know when to shut up."

Diana: "Definitely Sayid, I'd prefer Thomas to leave, but it's definitely Sayid the public won't tolerate him for a second."

Lois: "Sayid will go I reckon as he has behaved very prejudicial for most of the week."

Samantha: "I really pray that it's Sayid, but it depends on how the public will perceive me and you Darnell."

Darnell: "Who could hate me? I'm a wonderful bitch."

Lois: "By the way Samantha why are you wearing that T-Shirt, not all of us love Foxhunting you know."

Samantha: "But this top says it does."

Lois: "Fair enough."

Darnell: "You've definitely been lucky that nobody wants an argument today."

Darnell says that comment whilst laughing.

Samantha: "I'm definitely ready for it if it's Sayid or Kieran."

7:51 PM

All of the Housemates are in a huddle so that none of the pranks can happen.

Sayid: "This is silly."

Kieran: "It's either this or we have more pranks done to us."

Sayid: "But how are you ever gonna tell if the prankster has been voted out by the public?"

Kieran: "You'll see."

Thomas: "I'm feeling horny."

Scarlett: "Don't worry I'll **** you once all of this is over."

Ash: "I'll take Samantha then."

Samantha: "Thanks for the offer Ash, but you're not my type."

Ash: "So you say now."

Ash and Samantha start laughing.

10:32 PM

The Housemates are out in the Garden.

Paul: "This is boring."

Diana: "Hold on I've just thought about it."

Paul: "Go on!"

Diana: "Where was you Paul when your clothes were thrown in the toilet?"

Paul: "Presumably out of the Bedroom/Toilet area, why?"

Diana: "Because around that time period I did see Thomas around your bed."

Thomas: "That's because I wanked on his bed that day that's why."

The rest of the other Housemates went what!

Paul: "I feel violated."

Thomas: "So did I."

Thomas then winks at Scarlett who smiles at him."

Darnell: "I'm honestly looking forward to who the public will vote out between you and Sayid tomorrow night."

Sayid does the scream that alot of Muslim terrorists make.

Darnell: "Was that suppose to be funny?"

Sayid: "Well it made me laugh."

Rachel: "Just go and have your 50th baby, Sayid."

Sayid: "Feel how you want to feel Rachel."

Rachel: "I will."

11:25 PM

The Housemates are still out in the Garden.

Michael: "So what's it like being an Imam, Sayid?"

Sayid: "It's quite nice, I get to do Fard which is a type of prayer. And I get to communicate with people that I wouldn't otherwise hang around with, such as kids as I like kids."

Darnell: "Well I'm glad that someone does."

Sayid: "Kids will help keep the faith going hopefully forever."

Rachel: "Your Religion is bull**** Sayid."

Michael: "Don't do that Rachel, that's disrespectful."

Rachel: "It's nothing personal against Sayid, it's just the truth."

Sayid: "She's trying to get me to bite, I won't take the bait."

Rachel: "Just enjoy your last night in here Sayid."

The end of Episode 7.

This week Sayid Farah and Thomas Bradshaw are up for eviction, who goes? You decide.

You've only got a couple of hours left to vote, if you want to vote but haven't yet, then it's best to start now.

[Mystic Mock]

Hi I'm Mystic Mock, and this week you have been deciding who you have wanted to evict between Sayid Farah, and Thomas Bradshaw. I'll now be going to the house.

The House this is Mock, you are live on Gotham 4, please do not swear.

Sayid: "Good luck Thomas."

Thomas: "Thanks, and good luck to you too."

Sayid... And Thomas. The votes have been counted and verified, I can now reveal that the 1st Housemate to be evicted from The House is... Sayid!

Sayid gets up off the chair and hugs everyone. He goes up the stairs to the crowd waiting for him.

Sayid: "Good luck everyone, except for Samantha and The Coconut."

Sayid then cheekily winks back at Darnell and Samantha.

Sayid comes out to a mostly boos, but also a few cheers.

It's Sayid!

The crowd carry on mostly booing Sayid as his signing autographs for some of the fans.

Sayid sits down on the chair to have his eviction Sayid.

Okay Sayid, you are the first Housemate to be evicted, how does it feel?

Sayid: "I'm fine to be honest, I'd have loved to have stayed longer, but I was mentally struggling in there so I'm glad to be out."

Okay, Interestingly you went with 60% of the vote, why do you think that many people selected you over Thomas?

Sayid: "To be fair I was thinking that I'd be alot higher than that so I'm happy with the result. Although I think the reason why I lost the vote was because I was Muslim, and I don't think that people liked my treatment of Darnell and Samantha."

I definitely noticed that your treatment of Samantha didn't go down well, especially when you got up in her face after she'd won immunity, can you explain why you behaved the way you did?

Sayid: "I'm a man that loves my food, so when I saw that she then deliberately picked a treat for herself instead of for the whole group it made me really angry, I know that I shouldn't have gone off the way I did, but my own stubbornness got the better of me."

How would you say the house dynamics are going basing off your own experience?

Sayid: "Well Darnell, Samantha, and Justine are incredibly tight. Derek and Tracey will speak to everybody. Paul is very much a loner, but people seem to weirdly like him. Ash is a nice guy. Lois was very quiet so I can't really judge her. Michael and Kieran are strong friends, they get along quite well, I like Michael more than Kieran though who's just too whiny for me personally. And that's about it from what I can think of."

What about Diana?

Sayid: "Oh she's incredibly uptight, she doesn't know what fun is if it slapped her up the face."

What about Thomas?

Sayid: "Not my kind of person, but the Housemates were harsh on him I feel as I don't think he means any mallice towards any of them."

Scarlett?

Sayid: "She's very attractive, but she comes off distinctively very cold in my opinion, and very snobby towards the other women in the house."

Sandy?

Sayid: "Annoying, incredibly annoying. The one time when Darnell accidentally used her Tooth Brush she went bloody ballistic like he'd deliberately gone to use her Tooth Brush to spite her or something, you'd really be forgiven for thinking that he'd tried to kill her. I really wouldn't be surprised to see her up this week coming if she doesn't win Immunity."

Who do you want to win?

Sayid: "Michael."

Who do you least want to win?

Sayid: "Sandy or Paul."

Who do you think will win?

Sayid: "Ash."

Who do you think is least likely to win?

Sayid: "Diana as she'll bore the public to tears, she is too uptight."

Who do you think nominated you?

Sayid: "I'll guess Ash, Samantha, Darnell, Diana, Justine, Lois, Michael as I know that he didn't approve of my behaviour towards Samantha, Paul, Sandy, and that's about it."

You was 1 off you received 10 nominations, although Diana didn't nominate you.

Sayid: "Oh really!"

Yeah you was nominated by Ash, Samantha, Justine, Darnell, Michael, Lois, Paul, Sandy, Thomas, and Tracey.

Sayid: "I'm glad that I nominated Thomas now."

Well 40% wanted him gone this week so they'll be agreeing with you.

Anyway you've been a great Housemate Sayid, but the interview is now over I'm afraid. Here's your family.

Sayid goes down the stairs to his family.

We will have another eviction in a week's time, don't forget to tune in, good night.

[Mystic Mock]

10:00 PM

Sayid has just been evicted. And all of the Housemates are still in the Living Room.

Scarlett: "Well done Thomas."

Thomas: "Thanks."

Darnell: "Are you glad to see that you're not hated?"

Thomas: "Well I beat Sayid, let's not get carried away, I'm probably the most hated now that his gone."

Paul: "The norm for Reality TV Shows is for the public to hate a girl the most."

Scarlett then starts singing these lyrics.

Scarlett: "Hey Brother! There's an endless road to rediscover."

Thomas then starts singing.

Thomas: "Hey Sister! Know the water's sweet but blood is thicker."

Darnell: "It's definitely gonna be Scarlett."

Scarlett then starts blushing.

Diana: "Just to change the subject. Are we gonna go back into our huddle?"

The rest of the Housemates go "yes."

11:12 PM

The Housemates are in the Living Room.

Paul: "This plan is stupid."

Thomas: "I really agree at this point, there's no purpose to this."

Diana: "I get what Kieran is doing."

Samantha: "Is that to drive us all insane?"

Kieran: "It will work, trust me."

Thomas: "Whatever you're thinking of hasn't worked at this point, what makes you think that it'll work now?"

Derek: "Just give him a chance?"

Rachel: "Oh the old man speaks again."

Derek: "You're older than me Rachel remember?"

Rachel goes quiet.

Paul sneezes in Michael's face.

Michael: "What the **** was that!? You did that on purpose!"

Paul: "No I didn't."

Michael picks up a plate and then throws it towards Paul which just misses Paul.

Paul: "Control your temper!"

Michael goes right up into Paul's face.

Michael: "Do not ever sneeze in my face again do you ****ing understand!? You are causing trouble in really personal ways and you've just shown that you're the one that's being malevolent to all of us in here."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room.

Michael runs up the stairs.

Michael is in the Diary Room.

Michael: "What!"

Michael shouted furiously.

House Watcher: "At 11:15 PM, Paul sneezed into your face."

Michael: "Yeah."

House Watcher: "You then responded with throwing a plate in Paul's direction, you then also squared up to Paul's face and said "do not ever sneeze in my face again do you ****ing understand!?" do you understand why this can be construed as violent behaviour?"

Michael: "Yes I do, and to be honest he was lucky that it was to me and not someone like Diana or Kieran who would've killed him for doing that to them."

House Watcher: "Well Michael as of this moment you are on your first and final warning, if we have to reprimand you again you'll be removed, do you understand?"

Michael: "Yes."

House Watcher: "You can now go."

Michael: "Not until I guarantee that you'll give a warning to Paul."

House Watcher: "The House Watcher will speak to Paul about this."

Michael: "He deliberately sneezed in my face, remember that or I can easily sue."

House Watcher: "You can now leave the Diary Room, Michael."

Michael: "Thank you."

Michael comes out of the Diary Room.

Darnell: "You don't do that Paul, it's disgusting."

Paul: "I can do what I want, I'm sick and tired of people being suspicious of me all of the time when I've done nothing but be nice to everyone in here."

Paul storms off into the Bedroom.

Darnell: "The thing is he can't go off doing that, if he did that in real life he'd have been knocked out."

Diana: "Michael does need to not lose his temper like that though."

Michael: "How would you like it if you was deliberately used as tissue?"

Diana: "I think you're not."

Michael cut her across.

Michael: "I don't need to understand what you're saying, he deliberately sneezed in my face, and I rightfully responded, I expect to see Paul ejected otherwise I'll proudly make his life in here a living hell until I'm evicted."

Tracey: "I think it's best to calm down Michael as think about what you're saying?"

Rachel: "Bullying is fun."

Michael: "Oh he just bullied me, so why shouldn't I get him back?"

Diana: "Maybe because two wrongs don't make a right?"

Michael: "Not that stupid saying again."

Kieran: "Look, I think that people are being harsh on Michael here, if I was sneezed on by anybody, I'd literally grab them by the throat and not let go."

Diana: "It's not being harsh to not want to see him get ejected because he got angry in the heat of the moment."

Thomas: "I'm with Darnell, Michael, and Kieran on this one, you can't go around sneezing in someone's face on purpose and then play the victim in it all like he was doing just there. We all also know why he did that move on Michael aswell and that's because he has been the Prankster all along, he also knows that Michael doesn't like Germs and he cruelly exploited a weakness of Michael's knowing that he would react."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran: "I knew that the Prankster wouldn't be able to handle being huddled in a group for too long."

Paul walks into the Living Room.

Paul: "I hope that you're happy Michael."

Michael: "You sneezed on me, not the other way around. You brought it on yourself."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "Hello House Watcher."

House Watcher: "At 11:14 PM you sneezed in Michael's face."

Paul: "Yes."

House Watcher: "That is invading Michael's personal space, and a risk of giving Michael an illness. Do you understand the consequences of your actions?"

Paul: "I'm sorry that I've given Michael a Cold."

House Watcher: "Therefore Paul you'll be on your first warning, do you understand?"

Paul: "Yes."

Paul is out of the Diary Room.

Rachel: "How did it go?"

Paul: "The House Watcher is giving me a gold medal for what I did."

Thomas: "Are you serious?"

Darnell: "Are you serious?"

Thomas: "Why?"

Scarlett grabs onto his shoulder.

Scarlett: "Oh honey."

12:35 AM

Justine is in the Diary Room.

Justine: "I can't believe that it was Paul that was the Prankster, I mean he was one of my top guesses, but he behaved really badly tonight to try and cover it up as he was hoping that we'd all be distracted by his argument with Michael to stop the huddle. We have stopped the huddle but not for the reasons that he wanted."

House Watcher: "How do you perceive the Michael and Paul after the fight?"

Justine: "Well Paul I have a really low opinion of now, he didn't just call Sandy a ***** and frame Scarlett for it, but he also tried to destroy our food supply, and the worst for me is the fact that he sneezed in Michael's face. And with Michael whilst he didn't react the way that the public more than likely wanted him to react, he actually reacted the way that I personally would've reacted if it was done to me, so I do have some pity for the guy."

The End of Episode 8.

[Mystic Mock]

8:20 AM

The Alarm rings off in the house.

Darnell gets out of bed.

Darnell: "It's a bit earlier than usual isn't it?"

Thomas: "I don't know."

Michael goes into the Diary Room.

Michael: "I just want to apologise for my behaviour last night, I'm still glad about what I did to Paul, but I shouldn't have spoke to you House Watcher the way I did as you've given me a great opportunity to be on this show and therefore I shouldn't spit it back in your face. Paul himself however can go and **** himself as he crossed a serious line for me."

Derek, Thomas, Scarlett, Rachel, Tracey, Justine, and Darnell are all stripping off completely naked out in the Garden.

Diana looks disgusted at them in the Smoking Area.

Lois is doing herself some Breakfast in the Kitchen.

And Ash is exercising in the Living Room with Sandy and Kieran watching.

Sandy: "Come on Ash! You can do it!"

Kieran: "Are you on Steroids or something?"

Kieran starts laughing.

Ash: "I'm not quite like Calvin Harris just yet."

Sandy started laughing.

Paul is still in bed.

10:57 AM

Michael and Paul are in the Kitchen.

Paul: "Listen I don't think that we're gonna be friends, but I think it's best to try and be civil for everyone else in here, what do you say?"

Michael: "Okay."

Paul and Michael both shake hands.

Thomas and Diana are in the Garden.

There's awkward silence between the two of them.

Diana: "So which TV Shows do you watch?"

Thomas: "I like Geordie Shore, The Only Way Is Essex, Eastenders, The Valleys, Hollyoaks, and Patrick Kielty Almost Live."

Diana: "You still watch Patrick Kielty Almost Live? Hasn't that show been finished for 14 years now?"

Thomas: "I used to love it as a kid, I've still got tapes of when Shania Twain was on as she's my MILF."

Diana: "MILF is such a disgusting term."

Thomas: "Why is it? It's a compliment to say that an older woman is attractive."

Diana: "It's degrading to women in my opinion because you wouldn't get the same sort of comments for an older man."

Thomas: "There are, they're called DILFS."

Awkward silence for a whole minute.

Thomas: "Anyway what shows do you like?"

Diana: "Panorama, Crimewatch, Question Time, The Fall, Luther, Law & Order UK, Broadchurch, and True Detective."

Thomas: "You're into alot of Crime stories by the looks of things."

Diana: "Well if UKIP was to ever run this country I would be Minister Of Policing."

Thomas: "Really!?"

Diana: "Yeah, it's a job that I enjoy very much."

Thomas: "What do you do?"

Diana: "Well I'd help The Police, I'd also be helping the Fire & Rescue Services."

Thomas: "Cool."

3:17 PM

Darnell and Samantha are in the Living Room.

Darnell: "Did you know that one time I looked at MILF and DILF pictures on the Internet and I literally saw sexual content in the pictures?"

Samantha: "That doesn't sound that shocking to be fair."

Darnell: "It wasn't what you'd expect."

Samantha: "Well what did you type into the search engine?"

Darnell: "MILFS and DILFS tying the knot."

Samantha starts cracking up.

Samantha: "Jesus Christ! I can only picture what showed up."

Water is coming out of Samantha's eyes.

Darnell: "Are you okay?"

Samantha: "You've made my day."

Samantha can't stop laughing.

Samantha: "I'm gonna die from too much laughter."

Samantha falls off the chair and starts rolling on the floor laughing, literally.

Darnell: "You're gonna hurt yourself."

Darnell starts chuckling half way through that sentence.

8:51 PM

Thomas and Scarlett are in the Diary Room.

Thomas & Scarlett: "Hello House Watcher!"

House Watcher: "Hello Scarlett & Thomas."

Thomas: "I was just wondering can we **** in this Diary Room!?"

Thomas shouts it out really loud.

House Watcher doesn't respond.

Scarlett: "I'm taking that as a yes."

Thomas and Scarlett then have sex in the Diary Room.

Derek, Tracey, and Justine are in the Smoking Area.

Derek: "It's been alot nicer today hasn't it? Everyone seems to be having a laugh."

Justine: "Sadly I think that'll change tomorrow when the Immunity Task happens. Certain people won't be able to help themselves."

Tracey: "What do you guys think to Scarlett and Thomas constantly making Brother and Sister jokes to each other? I'm finding it really disturbing."

Derek: "It is but what can we do about it really? The whole thing is possibly a Showmance anyway."

Tracey: "Who cares!? They're damaged individuals in my view."

Justine: "To be fair to Thomas he doesn't make the jokes quite as often as Scarlett does, she even started off the Hey Brother joke last night."

Tracey: "Yeah that was really creepy as ****, I've never known anything like this before in my life."

Derek: "There's multiple ways for you to express your feelings if you have a problem with them."

The end of Episode 9.

[Mystic Mock]

10:00 AM

Rachel is in the Diary Room.

Rachel: "I honestly loved trolling Sayid, I'm feeling out which people to troll with my prejudiced comments, I will get someone that will take the bait at some point."

House Watcher: "Who are you hoping to troll, Rachel?"

Rachel: "Anyone. I'm not picky."

Lois and Justine are out in the Garden.

Lois: "Do you know what family Tomatoes come from?"

Justine: "Fruit?"

Lois: "No it comes from the Solanaceae family."

Justine: "What's that?"

Lois: "Solanaceae is a Flowering Plant, it contains annual and perennial Herbs, Vines, Lianas, Epiphytes, shrubs, and trees. It's also found at the US Botanic Garden."

Darnell comes over to Lois and Justine.

Justine: "So how does Tomatoes come from this family?"

Lois: "I'm not that up on the topic, but alot of stuff that you recognise come from the Solanaceae family such as Potatoes, Eggplant, Chilli Peppers, and Tobacco."

Justine: "Tobacco!"

Lois: "Yeah alot of the Solanaceae family can be highly toxic due to the high amount of Alkaloid in the Plants."

Justine: "You really do learn something new everyday."

Lois: "It's fascinating isn't it. I was studying up on that subject a little bit as I love Food and I always love to learn more about it."

Darnell: "It's always good to expand your knowledge."

12:01 PM

Derek is in the Diary Room.

Derek: "This house feels like it's on Drugs."

House Watcher: "Why do you feel like the house is on Drugs?"

Derek: "Well you've got Darnell and Samantha who are completely insane. Thomas and Scarlett just being their usual selves. Michael and Kieran having bad tempers that can spiral out of control sometimes. Rachel with her Racism and Homophobia. Sayid before he got evicted. And Paul with his pranking. It's just all insane but I love watching it. I know that I'm supposed to be competing aswell, but I can't help but be a spectator with these people."

Derek starts laughing.

Derek: "If I was a member of the public I'd love Darnell, Samantha, and Thomas, they're really big characters and I can understand why Thomas survived the first eviction. I know that not everybody will like them as they're incredibly annoying sometimes, but they're great TV I would think."

Thomas and Ash are in the Living Room.

Thomas: "Who do you fancy in the house?"

Ash: "Samantha is really nice, quite curvy. And Sandy is sexy."

Thomas: "Yeah I think those two are nice, and in a weird way Justine has something about her. These are away from Scarlett of course."

Ash: "Justine's not my type, but I get the appeal."

Thomas: "Diana and Rachel are ****ing ugly aren't they!?"

Ash: "Be careful how loud you're going there. But yes they are, especially Diana with her butch Lesbian haircut."

Thomas starts laughing.

Ash: "It is true though."

Thomas: "Oh I know, but I didn't think that anyone would out and out say it."

Ash: "I don't care what the public think though."

Thomas: "That's apparent."

3:45 PM

Paul is in the Diary Room to get the Pamphlet for this week's Immunity Task.

Paul: "I need to win this."

Paul comes out of the Diary Room.

Paul: "This week all of the Housemates will be answering a set of questions, if a Housemate even gets one question wrong then they'll be eliminated from the task. So the one who gets every question right wins."

Rachel: "That's Thomas out then."

Thomas looking awkward.

Each Housemate goes out to the Garden to stand on a Podium.

House Watcher: "Question 1: How many legs does a Spider have?"

All of the Housemates put down Eight.

House Watcher: "That is correct."

House Watcher: "Question 2: What is 300 x 5 x 12?"

Ash puts down 900.

Derek puts down 900.

Diana puts down 15,000.

Darnell puts down 20,000.

Justine puts down 18,500.

Kieran puts down 120,000.

Lois puts down 16,000.

Michael puts down 12,000.

Paul puts down 18,000.

Rachel puts down 18,000.

Samantha puts down 18,000.

Sandy puts down 5,000.

Scarlett puts down 17,000.

Tracey puts down 14,400.

House Watcher: "Paul, Rachel, and Samantha all are correct. Everybody else is eliminated."

Thomas: "****ing hell!"

House Watcher: "Question 3: "Who was number one on 23rd April 1994?"

Paul puts down Prince - Only Girl In The World.

Rachel puts down Mariah Carey - Hero.

And Samantha puts down Prince - The Most Beautiful Girl In The World.

House Watcher: "Samantha is correct. That means Samantha you are this week's winner of the Immunity Task."

Darnell jumps on Samantha's body in celebration. The rest all clap.

House Watcher: "Samantha."

Samantha: "Yes?"

House Watcher: "You have the choice to either just treat yourself, or give out a luxury budget for yourself and your fellow Housemates. Which one do you pick?"

Samantha: "I pick to give out a luxury budget for all of us."

Kieran starts clapping.

Kieran: "Well done."

Samantha: "It's not because of you Kieran."

9:42 PM

The Housemates are partying.

Thomas is pretending to hump Ash up the butt.

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "I needed that win so badly. Well I guess if I'm gonna be going up I best start messing with their minds verbally."

House Watcher: "Who's mind do you want to mess up?"

Paul: "I think that I'll start with Sandy tomorrow."

The end of Episode 10.

[Mystic Mock]

10:10 AM

All of the Housemates are in the Living Room ready to nominate.

Ash: "I'm pumped up for this."

Thomas: "Same here."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Ash please come to the Diary Room.

Ash comes into the Diary Room.

Ash: "My first nomination is for Rachel. All she does is spout out Racist or Homophobic bull****, I honestly can't remember her ever having a normal conversation with people. My second nomination is for Diana. She's just so uptight on everything, I would just like her to loosen up and have some fun, but she's more content with being judgemental about other people."

Diana 1
Rachel 1

Ash comes out of the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Darnell please come to the Diary Room."

Darnell comes to the Diary Room.

Darnell: "My first nomination is for Paul. The fact that he called Sandy a *****, threw our Slop into the sink, and deliberately sneezed in Michael's face shows him up as a horrible Human Being in my opinion. My second nomination is for Rachel. She just can't stop being Racist for a second, and considering most of her Racist stuff is aimed at me I want her up for eviction this week."

Rachel 2
Diana 1
Paul 1

Darnell leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Derek please come to the Diary Room.

Derek: "My first nomination is for Paul. The fact that he thought that it was okay to sneeze in Michael's face shows that he is not the man that I thought he was. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I don't ever really have a conversation with her as we don't seem to have much in common with each other, she seems like a nice girl but is more concerned with doing Incest jokes with Thomas than actually having chats with other people."

Paul 2
Rachel 2
Diana 1
Scarlett 1

Derek leaves the Diary Room.

Derek: "That's tough."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Diana please come to the Diary Room.

Diana: "My first nomination is for Thomas. Repulsive, arrogant, thick, thinks that the world revolves around him and some sort of Porn Show. If he doesn't go soon then the public are a disgrace. My second nomination is for Scarlett. She's too busy hanging around Thomas that I don't get the chance to speak to her."

Paul 2
Rachel 2
Scarlett 2
Diana 1
Thomas 1

Diana leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Justine please come to the Diary Room."

Justine: "My first nomination is for Thomas. He just has the same conversations over and over again, it's sex and Geordie Shore, sex and Geordie Shore, and now some disturbing Incest jokes with Scarlett is in the mix. My second nomination is for Paul. I could forgive all of the pranks, but the sneezing in Michael's face is just simply disgusting, if he'd done that to me then he would be lucky to still be standing. I know that's not something to probably admit, but I would not handle that very well at all."

Paul 3
Rachel 2
Scarlett 2
Thomas 2
Diana 1

Justine leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Kieran please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran: "My first nomination is for Rachel. All she does to me is keep commenting on my accent not sounding "white" I mean that's all she judges me on, I don't like narrowminded people and she's the definition of it. My second nomination is for Paul. He tried to starve us to death when he threw the Slop in the sink, that's my reason for nominating him this week."

Paul 4
Rachel 3
Scarlett 2
Thomas 2
Diana 1

Kieran leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Lois please come to the Diary Room."

Lois is in the Diary Room.

Lois: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. She needs to socialise alot more than she does in my opinion, she's too enthralled with Thomas though to ever try. My second nomination is for Ash. I've noticed recently that he is getting increasingly arrogant, he also kept saying how he was pumped up for nominations, why would anyone look forward to being nasty about people? That to me shows that Ash is trying to hide how he really feels and it's not pretty like the outside."

Paul 4
Rachel 3
Scarlett 3
Thomas 2
Ash 1
Diana 1

Lois leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room."

Michael comes into the Diary Room.

Michael: "My first nomination is for Paul. He sneezed in my face and then wondered why I reacted the way I did, he knows that I don't like Germs and he deliberately tried to spread dirty Germs to me. For that he deserves to be evicted. My second nomination is for Diana. She tried to take Paul's side because "his only 18" well I don't give a **** how old he is suppose to be, he was in the wrong and you should say that he was in the wrong, but instead she tried to excuse and tell me off for my actions!"

Paul 5
Rachel 3
Scarlett 3
Diana 2
Thomas 2
Ash 1

Michael has left the Diary Room.

Ash: "Are you okay Michael?"

Michael: "Yeah I'm fine."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Paul comes into the Diary Room.

Paul: "My first nomination is for Ash. He is getting increasingly arrogant every single day, I mean the way that some people suck up his ass is awful and he loves every single minute of it, and really believes his own hype. My second nomination is for Sandy. She is the worst for sucking up Ash's arse. Massaging his feet, begging him for a kiss, showing her Vagina off to him, and all he is doing is laughing at her behind her back and it's ashame as she could do better than this sort of behaviour I think as she is a pretty woman."

Paul 5
Rachel 3
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Diana 2
Thomas 2
Sandy 1

Paul leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Rachel please come to the Diary Room."

Rachel comes into the Diary Room.

Rachel: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. She is a slut who thinks that being attractive will let her off the hook for a lack of personality, Incest jokes, and having sex on national TV, if this show is not a Modelling Show then the public will vote her off the first chance that they get. My second nomination is for Darnell. His a black bastard, simple as."

Rachel has left the Diary Room.

Paul 5
Scarlett 4
Rachel 3
Ash 2
Diana 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Sandy 1

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Samantha please come to the Diary Room."

Samantha enters the Diary Room.

Samantha: "My first nomination is for Kieran. He has this arrogant vibe about himself, he seems to think that it's a fact that I was selfish for wanting a treat for myself when I won my first Immunity, he also whines about anything not going his way like when the Slop got thrown in the sink. I heard that he apparently accused me of it aswell, stupid ****. My second nomination is for Rachel. I don't like her Racism and Homophobia, in particular she'll aim them at Darnell who I suspect belongs into both categories and she knows that and deliberately will try to make him bait by constantly calling him certain names that I won't repeat on the Racism front, but you know what I mean. She's just too much trouble to handle."

Samantha leaves the Diary Room.

Paul 5
Rachel 4
Scarlett 4
Ash 2
Diana 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Kieran 1
Sandy 1

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Sandy please come to the Diary Room."

Sandy: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. Me and her just can't see eye to eye, I can't quite put my finger on it but there's something about her that I don't like. My second nomination is for Paul. He won't my name down on the Garden Mirror calling me a *****, that's a valid enough reason to want him nominated."

Paul 6
Scarlett 5
Rachel 4
Ash 2
Diana 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Kieran 1
Sandy 1

Sandy leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Scarlett please come to the Diary Room."

Scarlett enters the Diary Room.

Scarlett: "My first nomination is for Rachel. She says alot of things that I just simply don't agree with, in particular her "joke" of drowning black Babies yesterday was just disgusting, especially considering she waited for Darnell to enter the room to say it so she wanted to hurt his feelings. My second nomination is for Diana. She never smiles, I can't have a conversation with someone who looks so highly judgemental all of the time."

Paul 6
Rachel 5
Scarlett 5
Diana 3
Ash 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Kieran 1
Sandy 1

Scarlett leaves the Diary Room and kisses Thomas.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Thomas please come to the Diary Room."

Thomas enters the Diary Room.

Thomas: "My first nomination is for Diana. A couple of days ago she tried to go on some Feminist rampage about how calling an older woman a MILF is disgusting and that it degrades women, she also went onto say that there needs to be one for men, in which I said that there is and they're called DILFS. Another thing is does she think the term is disgusting or is she just upset that she didn't think that there was one for men? My second nomination is for Rachel. I can't look at her face for much longer.

Paul 6
Rachel 6
Scarlett 5
Diana 4
Ash 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Kieran 1
Sandy 1

Thomas leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Tracey please come to the Diary Room."

Tracey: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. Constant Incest jokes make me disturbed for the girl, how can such a pretty woman make such disgusting jokes? And she likes to hang around with Thomas too much rather than the whole house. My second nomination is for Thomas. Everything about him is disgusting, he is some Scotty T wannabe and I really hope that he knows how much of an idiot he has been when he eventually gets evicted."

Paul 6
Rachel 6
Scarlett 6
Diana 4
Thomas 3
Ash 2
Darnell 1
Kieran 1
Sandy 1

8:42 PM

Paul and Sandy are in the Smoking Area.

Paul: "I just want to tell you something personal."

Sandy: "What is it?"

Paul: "The reason why I don't mention my parents is because they both died in a car crash whilst on Holiday in Sydney."

Sandy: "Oh no that's awful, are you okay?"

Paul: "Well I keep thinking about it every single day."

Tears start coming out of Paul's eyes.

Sandy: "Come here."

Sandy starts hugging Paul.

Paul continues the crying whilst smiling at the camera just across the Smoking Area.

The end of Episode 11.

This week it's Paul Newman, Rachel Friend, and Scarlett Smith up for eviction, who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

9:22 AM

Michael, Kieran, and Thomas are painting themselves in white in the Bedroom. Rachel is watching on her Bed.

Thomas: "Let's cause some havoc!"

Rachel: "The KKK are in da house."

Rachel starts laughing.

Michael: "You have to find a way of ruining things don't you?"

Kieran: "Just ignore her, let's have some fun!"

Michael, Kieran, and Thomas all go around jumping on the beds, then running out of the Bedroom which then saw Kieran diving on top of Paul's back.

Paul: "Ouch!"

Kieran: "The Vanillaman is asking for a ride to the Smoking Area!"

Paul takes Kieran to the Smoking Area.

Kieran: "Thanks man."

Kieran sees Lois and carries her over to Michael and Thomas.

Lois: "What are you doing!?"

Kieran: "We're having a Vanilla party."

Lois: "A Vanilla Party?"

Michael: "We're gonna make everyone look ghostly white with this paint, or try to anyway."

Lois: "Are you sure that you're not trying to create your own KKK group?"

Michael: "You've been hanging around Rachel too much."

11:30 AM

All of the Housemates are sitting in the Living Room, and they've all been painted in a ghostly white colour.

House Watcher: "The Housemates up for eviction this week are. In no particular order."

The house goes silent.

House Watcher: "Rachel."

Rachel: "Shock!"

Rachel then grimmaced.

House Watcher: "And... Paul."

Paul starts crying.

House Watcher: "And... Scarlett."

Paul carries on crying.

Scarlett: "It's okay Paul, me or Rachel will go."

Darnell: "We don't know if anyone else is up yet, hold on."

House Watcher: "And... That is it for this week's nominations."

Paul gets comforted by Rachel, Derek, Samantha, Darnell, Thomas, and Scarlett.

Michael: "Paul you won't go, there's no need to get upset. People will see me as more out of order than you in that argument."

Paul: "It's just that I'm stuck up against a hot intelligent woman, and a woman that's so crazy that the public will wanna keep her in."

Rachel: "The people will be scared to wanna keep me in I think."

Thomas: "If you think that you're gonna leave then just go out with a bang."

Paul's still crying.

1:51 PM

Derek and Rachel are in the Smoking Area.

Rachel: "Are you God?"

Derek: "Excuse me!?"

Rachel: "Are you the man that created Earth and the Universe?"

Derek: "Well if God is real he wouldn't be 53 years old."

Rachel: "But you look about 90 to me, I think that you're lying about who you are."

Derek: "You're on one of your wind ups again aren't you?"

Rachel: "No I'm not."

Derek: "Well why do you think that I'm God then?"

Rachel: "You just behave in a way that no other Human Being would behave in this environment, and you have tastes that aren't normal for a 53 year old Human."

Derek: "So because I'm not conforming means that I'm God? I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not?"

Derek starts chuckling.

Rachel: "You're trying to distract from my point."

Derek: "Well what is your point?"

Rachel: "You don't deserve to know."

Derek: "Okay then."

2:32 PM

Darnell, Samantha, Ash, Thomas, and Scarlett are in the Bedroom.

Ash: "So who do you think will leave?"

Darnell: "Rachel."

Samantha: "I think it's between Paul and Rachel, I think I'm edging towards Paul after his recent dramas."

Thomas: "I'm throwing my guess at Rachel, if the public voted out Sayid then they'll vote out Rachel who's been very similar in their behaviour."

Scarlett: "I can't help but think myself, I mean how many girls like me survive votes on Reality Shows?"

Thomas: "You'll be perfectly fine."

Samantha: "If you was up against more popular people I could understand your fear, but I honestly think that at least one of Paul or Rachel will get more votes to evict than you, and I personally think that both will get more votes than you to be evicted."

Darnell: "Who do you think will go Ash?"

Ash: "Pretty girls struggle on Reality Shows so I am wondering if it will be Scarlett, no offense."

Scarlett: "It's alright."

Justine comes into the room.

Justine: "Lois is wondering what you want for Dinner tonight?"

Darnell: "Weren't we going with Fish Fingers & Chips?"

Justine: "So you're still up for it then?"

Samantha: "I definitely am."

The rest all say yes.

Justine: "Okay good."

Justine leaves the Bedroom.

Darnell: "Lois's spare limb has left the Bedroom."

They all start laughing bar Scarlett who looks down today.

6:15 PM

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul starts laughing in the Diary Room.

Paul: "Sandy is an idiot. She just completely fell for my parents died in a car crash story, it's clear that she's just a pretty face as she doesn't seem to remember that I showed a picture of my Mother from just a week ago which is what I've told her."

Paul starts rolling on the floor laughing in the Diary Room.

Paul: "If Thomas just had my Brain he could use that dumb bitch for pity sex."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone that you like in the house?"

Paul: "Derek, that's about it. He will be my next target though if I survive this vote and can get back into the game with my fellow Housemates."

Michael is in the Kitchen dipping his face in Washing Up Liquid.

9:58 PM

Thomas and Scarlett are having sex in the Bedroom.

Scarlett: "That's it you bad boy. Just like how Mike Tyson does it."

Darnell and Samantha are eating their Dinner in the Living Room, and can see Thomas and Scarlett having sex through the Window.

Darnell: "Jesus Christ! His an animal."

Samantha: "More importantly did she just say that Thomas has sex like a Boxer?"

Darnell: "Is she condoning Beastiality!?"

Samantha: "No! Mike Tyson the former Boxer."

Darnell: "She really likes her men rough."

Darnell and Samantha start cackling.

The end of Episode 12.

This week it's Paul Newman, Rachel Friend, and Scarlett Smith up for eviction, who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

8:35 AM

The alarm is going off to wake the Housemates up.

Darnell is screaming at the cameras.

Lois: "Can you please stop doing that please?"

Lois says that in a groggy manner.

Darnell: "Well tell Thomas and Scarlett to wake up."

Thomas and Scarlett start waking up.

Thomas: "What's going on?"

Darnell: "They're playing a baby crying through to the house!"

Darnell starts screaming at the cameras some more.

Thomas: "Well you screaming into the cameras isn't gonna change their mind."

Darnell: "Don't talk sense to me, Thomas."

9:04 AM

Kieran is in the Diary Room.

Kieran: "Why is Ash not going up for eviction? All he does is big himself up and exercise. We're all suppose to believe that his opinions are awesome because we're not supposed to expect him to like certain things that he likes such as his Nu Metal bands, if I have to hear about Basement 26 one more time I'll literally pull my hair out. It's incredibly annoying."

House Watcher: "Why are you hanging out with Ash if you don't like him?"

Kieran: "Because I don't like to purposely hurt other people's feelings when they've not gone personal with me or other people."

Kieran flicks a Beetle off the Diary Room Chair.

Kieran: "Maybe I'm being harsh, but he just rubs me up the wrong way, even with the whole "I'm pumped up for this week's nominations" schtick all because he knew he wasn't going up. If he knew that he had a chance of going up then he wouldn't enjoy it so much."

Thomas and Scarlett are in the Bedroom.

Scarlett: "So why do you play the Violin?"

Thomas: "Because I've always liked Classical Music, and I've always wanted to learn how to play it and the Violin is one of the best at replicating that sound."

Scarlett: "Are you any good at playing it."

Thomas: "I'm okay, but I'm no Jascha Heifetz."

Scarlett: "Who's that?"

Thomas: "He was an iconic Violin player, he did loads of famous Classical Music, you might've even heard some of his stuff without even realising it, I'll play you some of his stuff when we get out of here."

Scarlett: "Okay."

Thomas: "So do you have any special talents away from the Bedroom antics?"

Thomas gives out a cheeky grin.

Scarlett: "I'm really good at Swimming."

Thomas: "Are you!?"

Scarlett: "Yeah, although I hate it due to how I was pushed into it too much by my Dad."

Thomas: "I've never been through anything like that, but I don't think that I'd like being forced into doing an activity that I didn't want to do."

Scarlett: "That's the thing, I'm waiting to find something in life that I have passion for, even if I was poor at it, rather than doing something that I'm great at but have no passion for."

Thomas: "I agree with you there."

3:47 PM

Michael and Kieran are in the Garden.

Kieran: "Do you have any Nieces and Nephews?"

Michael: "Two Nieces and one Nephew. One Niece from my Sister, and One Niece and Nephew from my Brother. What about you?"

Kieran: "I don't have any Nieces, but I have three Nephews all from my Sister. Do you spend alot of time with yours?"

Michael: "I try to, but my job can have me working when they come and visit my Mother's house."

Kieran: "That's ashame, I try to see my Nephews but they still live in Liverpool."

Michael: "You can't afford the travel money all of the time I bet isn't it?"

Kieran: "Exactly that."

Michael: "You wanna learn how to drive a Car eventually so you can save costs in the long run."

Kieran: "I don't have the money to be able to buy a Car, let alone try and take a Driver's Test."

Ash is in the Diary Room.

Ash: "I sense that Kieran doesn't like me."

House Watcher: "Why do you sense that Kieran doesn't like you?"

Ash: "He just always seems agitated and annoyed when I speak. I hope that I'm wrong as I like Kieran, but I think he has something against me for some reason."

Ash then flexes his arms.

Ash: "But yeah I will have a conversation with him about this either later, or tomorrow as I want to know if there's a problem between us and if I can fix it or not."

Paul and Rachel are in the Living Room.

Paul: "I think that it's between me and you to go this week."

Rachel: "I agree."

Paul: "That's why I think that we need to team together this week and make their time in here a living hell until one of us goes, what do you say?"

Rachel: "Why not! I say we take Darnell's Cola."

Paul: "Oh yes his precious bottle of Cola, I say we drop it in the Toilet."

Rachel: "I say that we put it in the Diary Room as the Toilet is too obvious."

Paul: "Okay then we do this tonight?"

Rachel: "Tonight."

Paul and Rachel both shake hands on stealing Darnell's bottle of Cola.

8:04 PM

Ash and Kieran are chatting in the Toilet.

Ash: "Look I just want to know, do you have a problem with me?"

Kieran: "No, why?"

Ash: "I've just been having that feeling that you find me annoying."

Kieran: "Honestly you can annoy me about how excellent you think you are sometimes, but I don't think that you're a malicious person."

Ash: "In what way do I think that I'm excellent?"

Kieran: "I think that you seem to think that your Music taste is out of this world, you rate your looks, and you tend to never worry about being evicted."

Ash: "That's fair enough, I can go a bit over the top with my Music taste, that's just because I really love Music it's one of the things that I'm passionate about, I honestly never meant to annoy you with and I'm sorry that I have. And I'm told that I'm gorgeous every single day and it's my actual job so I am gonna have confidence in that area, again I'm sorry that it bothers you, but I'm not gonna lose confidence in that area. And I don't worry about being evicted because it's not the end of the world if the public vote me out of The House, if they like me then great, but there's alot worse that could happen to any of us than being rejected on a show that brings the worst out in everybody."

Kieran: "What are you hoping to achieve with me saying all of that to you anyway?"

Ash: "I'm hoping that we can come to a peaceful solution."

Kieran: "But I don't hate you anyway."

Ash: "Okay then, I'll leave you alone to do your business now."

Ash leaves the Toilet.

Kieran nods his head against Ash.

Kieran: "He clearly wants to be a victim, it's pathetic."

10:13 PM

Rachel runs into the Diary Room with the bottle of Cola.

Darnell is in the Kitchen.

Darnell: "Where's my bottle of Cola?"

Lois comes into the Kitchen.

Lois: "What!?"

Darnell: "Where's my Cola? I had it in the Fridge and now it's gone."

Lois: "Where's Paul?"

Darnell: "That bastard."

Darnell starts shouting after Paul, only to find him in the Bedroom with Thomas, Scarlett, Derek, Justine, and Samantha.

Darnell: "What have you done to my bottle of Cola, Paul!?"

Paul: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Darnell: "Of course you don't. Tell me where it is or I will go and throw your bottle of Fanta right in the Bin."

Paul: "Do it."

Paul develops a smirk on his face.

Darnell: "What is wrong with you!?"

Paul shrugs his shoulders.

Justine: "To be fair why are we having drinks just solely for one person anyway?"

Darnell: "So says the person that's got hooked on the Monster Energy Drink. I've even seen you and Tracey decide on which ones your favourite brand so therefore you just take those brands for yourselves."

Justine starts blushing.

Samantha: "There is a difference to be fair between a couple of cans of Monster to 2l of Coke."

Darnell: "Well what do you say about Paul hiding the drink for himself?"

Samantha: "His been here for the past couple of hours, have you checked to see where Rachel is?"

Paul: "I saw her go in the Diary Room."

Darnell: "You were involved and I know it."

Darnell goes towards the Diary Room banging on the Diary Room door.

Darnell: "Rachel I know that you're in there! Give me the bottle!"

Darnell shouted those words really loud.

Rachel: "I love it when I wind people like him up, he has such a chip on his shoulder."

Darnell: "I can hear you in the Diary Room, bitch!"

Rachel: "Good."

Rachel starts cackling.

Michael goes towards Darnell.

Michael: "What's going on?"

Darnell: "Rachel's got my bottle of Cola and hidden it in the Diary Room."

Michael: "Have you made sure that it wasn't Paul that did it?"

Darnell: "I suspect that his involved, but he won't confess to it."

Darnell starts crying on Michael.

Michael: "Okay don't cry, I'm sure that one of them will give it you back."

Darnell: "I just can't believe that they did this to me."

Darnell carries on crying with Michael trying to comfort him.

Michael: "They're horrible people, and thankfully one of them will be evicted soon."

Rachel is still in the Diary Room.

Rachel: "Let's drink shall we?"

Rachel starts guzzling the bottle of Coke.

The end of Episode 13.

This week it's Paul Newman, Rachel Friend, and Scarlett Smith up for eviction this week, who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

This will be the last episode for one of Paul Newman, Rachel Friend, or Scarlett Smith.

8:55 AM

Darnell is in the Smoking Area by himself.

Paul and Samantha are in the Living Room.

Samantha: "You and Rachel need to apologise to Darnell."

Paul: "Why?"

Samantha: "Because you was in the wrong. How would you feel if Darnell had took something that you really liked?"

Paul: "He threatened to take my Fanta."

Samantha: "But he didn't."

Paul starts feeling bad.

Paul: "Fine where is he?"

Samantha: "He is out in the Smoking Area."

Paul: "I just want to say before I speak to Darnell, I had no idea that Rachel would actually drink the Coke on him, I promise you on that."

Samantha: "You don't need to convince me of that."

Paul goes out to Darnell and Lois in the Smoking Area.

Darnell: "What do you want?"

Paul: "I just wanted to apologise for last night, I honestly didn't know that Rachel was gonna drink the bottle on you."

Darnell: "You did it to be spiteful, and now that you know that it's gone down negatively for you in here you're trying to change gears."

Paul: "That's not i.

Paul gets cut off by Darnell.

Darnell: "You're a Snake! I actually think that I might get more joy out of you going than even Rachel as you go way too far on your so called pranks."

Paul: "Well fine."

Paul walks away.

Lois: "Are you okay?"

Darnell: "Yeah, I just can't believe that someone with a name of an IndyCar driver managed to outsmart me. I really should take it back about how much I hate Sports."

Samantha comes over to Darnell and Lois.

Samantha: "So how did it go?"

Lois: "Not very well, I think that Paul and Rachel can't help themselves, they're bad apples."

Samantha: "Rachel should know better though in my opinion considering she is 35 years older than Paul."

Darnell: "He is worse as his using his youth as an excuse to behave badly, he knows that what he is doing is wrong, he just doesn't care."

11:32 AM

Derek, Scarlett, Michael, and Justine are in the Diary Room.

Michael: "Can we Graffiti the walls please?"

House Watcher: "Why do you want to Graffiti the walls?"

Derek: "Because it's fun!"

Michael: "Exactly."

Scarlett: "Also we want to show some artistry."

Justine: "And if you don't let us do Graffiti then I'll chat to you about Toe Nails for three hours."

House Watcher: "The House Watcher cannot let you Graffiti the walls... Yet."

Michael: "Yet! What does that mean!?"

Justine: "I think I know what they mean. Let's go guys."

Michael, Derek, Justine, and Scarlett have all left the Diary Room.

Thomas: "Are they gonna let us do Graffiti?"

Michael: "They said not yet."

Thomas: "Cool if it's what I think that they'll let us do it for."

Lois, Paul, and Rachel are in the Kitchen.

Rachel: "The reaction by Darnell is ridiculous, you'd have thought that I'd made him a slave the way that his going on."

Lois: "That's the issue though Rachel, he knows that you have once again gone personal with him when he has never gone personal with you."

Paul: "But what about me?"

Lois: "You've tried to throw away meals for the whole house when we was on rations, and have also took something of his that he really likes, in the real world you'd probably get punched for doing those two things."

Paul: "But I honestly didn't plan for Rachel to drink the Coke."

Lois: "That doesn't matter, you both hid the drink from him, and in your case Paul you was pretending that you wasn't involved, you think that you're gonna go down as some legend with the public when all you really are is a joke, you need to look at Kieran for 18 year olds that are actually decent as a person."

Paul: "No offense but I'm a much better person than Kieran."

Lois: "Well then show it, as all you seem to be at the moment is someone that loves being nasty to people, you've even said that you're not the nicest person to me in the past."

Rachel: "If only Sayid was here, he'd show Darnell what it's like to be upset."

Lois: "And you're just a bitter woman, I've not known you say one nice thing to Darnell since the very first night. You should be ashamed of yourself."

Rachel: "No thanks, all Darnell does is be bitchy about me anyway."

Lois: "And I'm not surprised with the way that you two treat him."

3:41 PM

Ash, Michael, Thomas, and Derek are in the Living Room.

Ash: "So what Porn do you watch?"

Michael: "Lesbian Porn."

Thomas: "Straight Porn."

Derek: "Asian Porn."

Ash: "I like Asian Porn."

Thomas: "You two are kinkier than Michael with that choice."

They all start laughing.

Ash: "Okay what's your favourite song of all time? Mine is Clown by Korn."

Derek: "Indian Outlaw by Tim McGraw."

Michael: "Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode."

Thomas: "I'm liking the choices, mine is probably very weird though."

Ash: "Go on what is it?"

Thomas: "I like O'Fortuna by Composer Carl Orff."

Michael: "Is that the song that gets used for The X Factor result shows."

Thomas: "Exactly."

Ash: "Oh I really like that song. Not that I watch The X Factor or anything."

Ash starts blushing.

Derek: "I really like the choices, although I really have got to listen to Ash's favourite type of Music as I've never really paid much attention to that form of Rock."

Ash: "It's the best kind of Rock imo, even though some of the Heavy Metal fans love to bash it."

Derek: "The best thing to do in life is ignore what other people have to say as they can be whiny ****ers."

The four guys start laughing.

Ash: "Okay so what's your favourite Movie? It can be an individual story from a franchise, or a one off Movie."

Thomas: "I like Hangover 1, I've watched it about 500 times."

Michael: "I'm into weird Sci-Fi concepts which is why I loved the first Matrix so much, the sequels weren't as good, but I did really enjoy the first Film."

Derek: "I liked Saw 1, gore meets psychological Horror, for me it was the perfect blend that doesn't come around often, and that the sequels could never recapture for me, especially the twist."

Michael: "What about you Ash?"

Ash: "I liked High School Musical 1."

The three guys start laughing at Ash.

7:43 PM

Thomas and Scarlett are in the Living Room.

Scarlett: "Come here boy."

Thomas cruels over to Scarlett like a Dog. Paul walks in.

Paul: "Can you please not be doing that where people will be sitting please?"

Thomas: "Diana's back."

Paul: "It's called asking for common decency, you should try it sometime."

Thomas: "Just like you and Rachel to Darnell last night."

Paul: "What's that got to do with anything?"

Thomas: "Well don't ask for common decency if you can't be decent either."

Paul: "But you're discussing a separate issue here."

Thomas: "No I'm not as you want me to give you something that you want, but you and Rachel never gave Darnell what he requested."

Paul: "So I can't ask for you to stop doing something all because of one incident?"

Thomas: "If that's what it takes then yes, you need to lose your attitude mate."

Paul: "Pot calling the kettle black there."

Thomas: "Oh just **** off!"

Scarlett: "You should just ignore him."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "I am sick to death of those two just thinking that they can do what they want in this house and then can't understand why the rest of us get annoyed with their antics. If they wanna have at it then use the bed! Is that so hard!?"

Paul getting increasingly annoyed.

Paul: "I have a feeling that I'll be going tomorrow night which will be a good thing at this point, nobody wants to even talk to me or Rachel so whoever sticks around is gonna have a tough time ahead."

The End of Episode 14.

This week Paul Newman, Rachel Friend, and Scarlett Smith face eviction, who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

Hello I'm Mystic Mock, thank you for tuning into Gotham 4.

This week's eviction has had alot of discussion across the country, loads of people are shouting about wanting all different people out, but who goes between Paul Newman, Rachel Friend, and Scarlett Smith? Well you have decided. It's time to go to the house.

The House this is Mystic Mock, you are live on Gotham 4, please do not swear.

The House goes incredibly silent.

Paul.

Paul: "Yeah?"

Rachel.

Rachel: "Yes?"

And Scarlett.

Scarlett stays quiet.

I can now reveal that the 2nd Housemate to be evicted from The House is... Rachel!

Rachel: "Oh well."

Rachel hugs Paul and then runs up the stairs.

Rachel goes out of the house to a chorus of boos, there are some cheers from the crowd but they're getting masked by the boos.

Rachel sits down on the chair.

So Rachel.

Rachel: "Yes?"

You went with 50% of the public vote, can you explain why you think that the public voted you out?

Rachel: "I think people were forced into doing it because there's this image of not liking black people or Asian people as being a bad person when that's not the case, it's a phobia and we all have them."

To be fair I think that you wouldn't be sitting here right now if you didn't make comments that refer to as you call it phobia.

Rachel: "Can I ask who was 2nd in the vote to me please?"

I can't reveal that, but I can reveal that 2nd place had 37.50% of the vote, so you weren't the only one attracting votes.

Rachel: "Well you might have a point then that I should've played the game more."

Did Darnell and Sayid really do that much wrong to you though?

Rachel: "Well Sayid was a sexist pig, and I don't know what you're seeing of Darnell but he does have a chip on his shoulder, and I'm honestly not meaning it to sound racist here, but he complains alot, him and Kieran are a disgrace on that front."

Okay, what did you think of some of the other Housemates?

Rachel: "I liked Ash, Derek, and Paul, that's about it really, the others all sucked up to Darnell and Thomas too much."

What about what you and Paul did to Darnell over the Cola? Do you regret doing it?

Rachel: "No, he asked for it."

How did he ask for it?

Rachel: "He thought that he was above the whole game and he needed to be taught that he wasn't."

Who is the Housemate that you want to win?

Rachel: "Paul."

Who do you least want to win?

Rachel: "Darnell."

Who do you think will win?

Rachel: "I'll say Justine or Derek."

Who do you think is least likely to win?

Rachel: "Probably Kieran."

Thank you Rachel, you have been a great Housemate. Here's your family.

Rachel goes down the stairs to see her family.

Okay next week we will be back for a double eviction, so stay tuned. Good night.

[Mystic Mock]

More information on the double eviction.

The 4 or more Housemates with the most nominations will be up for eviction this week.

I'll be writing episode 15 later.

[Mystic Mock]

10:00 PM

Rachel has just been evicted from The House.

Thomas: "I told you Scarlett that you wouldn't go, didn't I?"

Scarlett: "I can't believe it, I honestly can't."

Scarlett has smiled for the first time in a week.

Samantha goes to Darnell.

Samantha: "Can I have a chat with you out in the Backyard please?"

Darnell: "Sure."

Darnell and Samantha are out in the Garden.

Samantha: "Are you okay?"

Darnell: "Yes! Why?"

Samantha: "Well Paul is still here, so I was wondering how you was feeling about it all?"

Darnell: "I'd have liked Paul to have gone by the end, but overall I still lost someone that really hated me on a personal level, so I'm reasonably happy."

Samantha: "Are you sure?"

Darnell: "Yes."

Samantha: "Okay, good."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "Thank you the great British public for keeping me in tonight, I was really worried that I was going home there. I know that if I don't win this Immunity Task this week that I'll be up for eviction again, and I'm probably 95% sure that I'd be out the door. The only person that I think that I can beat at this point is Thomas if he really blew up, other than that I know that I'm toast, and to be honest I have a massive ego so I don't want to go too early."

Diana and Lois are in the Kitchen.

Diana: "I cannot believe that the public have saved that shambolic pair twice!"

Lois: "They've both only survived one vote each to be fair, and I think that all of us in here would've beaten Sayid and Rachel. Wait and see how they get on the next time that they go up for eviction."

Diana: "I honestly didn't think that Rachel was as bad as these two imbeciles though. Thomas in particular reminds me of a Maggot, a nasty Fly that needs to be squished."

Lois: "You might want to calm down there Diana."

Diana: "His ruining my experience in here, and that tart with him isn't helping either."

Lois: "Do you know where the Cookies are?"

Diana: "They're right on the bottom shelf of the top Cupboard."

Lois: "Okay thanks."

Diana: "But yes it'd make my day if these two Geordie Shore rejects could just go away."

Lois: "Is that the main reason for why you hate them so much?"

Diana: "That and Scarlett's fake nice voice, we all know what she's really like and it ain't as pretty as the outside."

Lois: "I'm backing out of this conversation I'm afraid Diana."

Lois walks out of the Kitchen.

10:56 PM

Kieran is jumping on the beds.

Tracey is spitting on the grass.

Michael, Justine, Kieran, and Lois are in the Bathroom.

Justine: "Do you know how long on average a Hamster can live for?"

Michael: "2-5 Years."

Kieran: "I'll make a guess at 8-10 years."

Lois: "4-6 Years."

Justine: "The answer is... 2-3 on average, but however Michael was closest as the Russian Hamster's can live between 2-4 years."

Kieran: "Wow! They don't live for very long do they?"

Justine: "Most Domestic Pets will not live as long as a Cat or a Dog."

Michael: "I've wanted a pet Hamster for awhile now, is there anything that I should know about them before getting one?"

Justine: "I love Hamsters, I've had them loads over the years, I even have one called Buffy at home. Anyway this is gonna be long. Hamsters are a Rodents that are known as Labratory Animals. They feed primarily on Seeds, Fruits, and Vegetation. They have elongated cheek pouches extending to their shoulders where they carry their food back to their Burrows. Hamsters are typically stout-bodied, with tails shorter than their body length, and they have small, furry ears, and short, stocky legs, and wide feet. The tail can be very hard to see, as it's only 1/6 the length of the Hamster's body, with the exception of the Chinese Hamster, which has the tail as the same length as it's body. They have large Incisors that grow throughout their entire lives. What else? Oh yeah they can go literally hot or cold at a dime, their temperature can change just like that. They have poor eyesight so have to use the sense of smell to find food and how to tell the difference between a boy Hamster and a girl Hamster. And they're solitary animals, trust me on that one."

Michael: "I love you Justine, what a description, and I definitely love the sound of the Hamsters."

Justine starts blushing.

Justine: "Thank you."

Kieran: "Get a room."

Michael: "We're not Thomas and Scarlett, we're just friends."

Justine: "Exactly."

11:43 PM

Diana and Paul are sitting in the Smoking Area.

Paul: "I can't believe that Rachel went for actually voicing her opinions and playing the game over a girl that's basically prostituting herself on national TV and has nothing interesting to say."

Diana: "It just shows you how ****ed up the public can be sometimes, but I suppose that we have to respect their decisions that they've made so far."

Paul: "With Thomas, Scarlett, Kieran, and Ash around I honestly feel like I'm gonna have a meltdown. Kieran in particular calling me blood, I mean what the **** does that mean!?"

Diana: "I think it's suppose to mean gang member."

Paul: "But I'm not a gang member?"

Diana: "You're gangsta Paul now, pow! Pow!"

Paul: "What are we living with?"

Diana: "In my eyes we're living with Monsters in Thomas and Scarlett, and idiots with the rest of them."

Paul: "How can they not see how annoying they are?"

Diana: "The problem with that thinking is maybe we're the annoying ones that can't handle the happy people."

Paul: "I really don't think that's the case with all of them."

Diana: "I hope that the public agrees with you."

Tracey is in the Diary Room.

Tracey: "I can't believe that Rachel has gone, she was such a loud character but also such a nightmare to live with. I've already noticed that the house seems to be much more in harmony now that Rachel has gone."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone that you feel is upset at the result?"

Tracey: "Definitely Paul, but then again she was the only one willing to give him the time of day so maybe that's why. He was the only one that she hugged aswell going out which I thought was rude."

House Watcher: "Who do you think will be evicted next?"

Tracey: "Not meaning to sound arrogant but I don't think that I'll even be up this week, so my guess is between Paul, Kieran, and Michael."

The end of Episode 15.

[Mystic Mock]

8:54 AM

Scarlett is in the Diary Room.

Scarlett: "I really can't express how grateful I am to still be here, I honestly thought that I was gonna go by a large margin. So the fact that I'm still here with Thomas is a nice feeling."

House Watcher: "Do you think that you'll win this week's Immunity Task?"

Scarlett: "I think it's gonna be hard to stop Samantha at the moment."

Scarlett starts laughing.

Michael, Thomas, Derek, Darnell, Samantha, Kieran, and Justine are all in the Smoking Area.

Michael: "Is it just me who thinks that this country needs to be more like Japan on it's Pornography laws?"

Darnell: "What the hell does Japan do with their Pornography?"

Michael: "Well I don't watch the stuff, but they have an animated Porn industry called Hentai and it can consist of stuff like Tentacle Porn and Lolicon which is adults that look like children."

Darnell: "Then no way should we take that road."

Michael: "I personally believe that it would make people less likely to commit certain crimes if the UK was more willing to let people unleash out virtually."

Justine: "There have been studies shown that watching or playing violent stuff can make you become more likely to be violent."

Michael: "Explain how Japan have one of the lowest crime rates in the world?"

Darnell: "But you can't just put that down to them being less strict on Porn?"

Michael: "But their Animes are allowed to be more violent aswell, if people get to see this sort of stuff happening virtually, then they won't feel the need to act out in real life."

Derek: "I do see your point, but if people have to use violent Porn and Anime to not hurt someone then they're an animal in my opinion."

Samantha: "I can kind of see Michael's point to be honest, it would at least be worth a try."

Michael: "Thank you Samantha!"

Samantha: "You're most certainly welcome."

Thomas & Kieran: "You two can't possibly be serious!?"

Samantha: "Why not?"

Thomas: "You're talking about legalising Porn that has children having sex, that's sick in the ****ing head!"

Michael: "They look like children, they aren't children."

Kieran: "That just makes it so much better."

Kieran says sarcastically.

Derek: "You've definitely created World War 3 here Michael."

Michael: "Well I just think that it's important to try and not restrict people on what they can view, otherwise how are you going to get people come forward aswell if somehow a real rape happens in one of these occasions?"

Darnell: "How likely is that to happen though?"

Michael: "It still could though."

10:41 AM

Kieran is going naked in the Bedroom.

Kieran: "I like my dingaling, my dingaling."

Kieran starts waving his penis around the house.

Kieran: "My dingaling loves Sindy."

Diana comes into the Diary Room.

Diana: "What are you doing?"

Kieran: "Playing with my dingaling, do you wanna try it?"

Diana: "**** off! You rude boy."

Kieran: "Okay, suit yourself."

Diana walks out into the Living Room with Paul, Ash, and Scarlett.

Diana: "Did you hear what that idiot said to me!?"

Scarlett: "He's just having a laugh to be fair. You need to lighten up."

Diana: "He asked me if I wanted to try playing with his dingaling, we're not all like you Scarlett and say yes."

Ash starts laughing.

Scarlett: "Speak to me how you want Diana, but I think that you're an embarrassment considering you're a 45 year old woman speaking to someone 17 years younger than yourself like that, you wouldn't speak to your Daughter like that would you?"

Diana: "No, but you're not my Daughter."

Scarlett: "Well picture it as another 45 year old woman speaking to your Daughter like that."

Diana: "What's your next card huh?"

Thomas comes into the Living Room, as does Kieran fully naked.

Thomas: "What on earth is going on in here!?"

Kieran: "Diana's being a boring bitch."

Thomas: "Kieran The Naturist, I like it."

Diana: "I'm surprised that you know what a naturist is Thomas."

Scarlett: "Do not speak to him like that!"

Diana: "What are you gonna do?"

Kieran: "Sayid can't take it any longer."

Ash: "Sayid?"

Kieran: "Yeah, he lives on in this house through my penis."

Ash: "Cool, mine will be called Rachel."

Ash takes his Trousers and Pants off and decides to wave his penis around just like Kieran.

Diana: "What am I living with?"

Ash and Kieran start doing Irish dancing around the Living Room.

Thomas: "Just liven up you boring bitch. All you ever do is moan at everyone."

Kieran: "True dat."

Ash and Kieran continue the Irish dancing.

Diana: "Not everybody thinks that juvenile humour is funny."

Thomas: "You rarely ever let loose on anything! You seem to think that being miserable 24/7 is the way to go."

Diana: "I'm only miserable around you Thomas because I don't like you, hell I doubt that if Scarlett even genuinely likes you and just isn't using you just because she likes dick."

Thomas: "Do not talk about her like that, people will be watching this at home and will associate her as something that she's not all because you keep making suggestive comments about her."

Diana: "She had sex on TV, she's a slut."

Thomas: "No she isn't, a slut is someone that sleeps with loads of people. And the last time that I checked I was also having sex on TV but I've noticed that you've not called me a slut."

Diana: "You are a slut!"

6:36 PM

The argument continues.

Diana: "You have made me cry over the last week as you're behaviour has made me feel isolated."

Thomas: "But that wasn't my intention, you just wouldn't hang out with anyone. In particular the last few days you've been really quiet, almost like you've not even been in the house."

Diana: "Because I've considered nearly leaving because I'm clearly not welcome here."

Thomas: "Me and Scarlett have been the ones that have been nominated for eviction, you so far haven't so how can you feel isolated?"

Diana: "Nobody likes me very much, and I will definitely be up this week."

Scarlett: "You don't know that for certain."

Diana starts bursting into tears.

Thomas and Scarlett both go to hug Diana.

Scarlett: "If you do go up for eviction then we'll be here for you, okay?"

Diana: "Yes."

Kieran is singing outside to Sandy and Derek, whilst being fully naked.

Kieran: "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes, I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off."

Darnell and Lois are in the Bathroom.

Darnell: "Kieran has a nice dick."

Lois: "Are you gay?"

Darnell: "Yeah, why?"

Lois: "Oh nothing, it's just you've never said."

Darnell: "Because it's not that bigger deal to me to be honest, it's something that I'll say when something like Kieran's dick happens."

Lois: "You do realise that he is 18?"

Darnell: "I don't care, I'll take the role of Cougar of the house."

Derek goes into the Diary Room.

Derek: "Just when you think that Rachel going was gonna make a more harmonious house you then get Michael, Kieran, Ash, Thomas, Scarlett, and Diana all creating more drama and crazy antics. I mean I just had Kieran singing Nelly to me outside fully naked, no pants or anything."

Derek starts laughing.

House Watcher: "Was Kieran fully naked a sight to behold."

Derek: "You could say that, yep."

12:33 AM

Kieran starts jumping on the Beds whilst the Housemates are trying to sleep.

Lois: "Can you please not do that Kieran?"

Kieran: "This is all a dream."

Lois: "No it isn't."

Samantha: "Has he got clothes on this time?"

Kieran: "Do you wanna find out Samantha?"

Lois: "Go to bed Kieran."

Samantha: "I wouldn't mind Kieran, but the cameras."

Kieran runs out of the Bedroom.

Lois: "Our little rebel has ran off."

Samantha: "Despite being an idiot I can't help but like him."

Michael: "I think that Kieran will win this."

The end of Episode 16.

[Mystic Mock]

9:12 AM

Paul is jumping around with excitement in the Garden.

Samantha and Lois are also out in the Garden.

Samantha: "Are you okay Paul?"

Paul: "Yeah, I'm just getting pumped for today's Immunity Task."

Lois: "I wouldn't as Samantha will just win it again."

Lois starts laughing.

Paul: "There's always a first time for everything."

Paul starts stretching his arms.

Samantha: "The show will deliberately find something for me to lose as they won't want the same winner three times in a row."

Paul: "Are you being a sore loser before the challenge has even begun?"

Samantha: "A bit of both."

Diana is in the Diary Room.

Diana: "I know that Thomas and Scarlett have been nice to me since the argument that we've had yesterday, and I truly appreciate that. But I know that I'll need to win today's Immunity Task otherwise I'm up for eviction this week, people will have enough reasons to nominate me compared to some of the others in here."

House Watcher: "Who else do you think will be up for eviction this week?"

Diana: "Barring any Immunity wins I'll make a guess that I'll be up with Paul, Kieran, Thomas, Scarlett, and Sandy, we're all the unpopular people at the moment."

Kieran is jumping up and down in the Kitchen.

Sandy is sitting on Ash's lap in the Bathroom Toilet.

Ash: "What are you doing?"

Sandy: "Sitting on your lap, don't you like it?"

Ash: "Well considering I'm doing a **** I don't want you on me watching."

Sandy gets up off Ash's lap.

Sandy: "Okay, I'll leave you alone in the Toilet in the future.

Sandy walks out of the room.

Ash: "What am I living with?"

11:25 AM

All of the Housemates have been put into separate rooms to each other, they all have to do Graffiti Art on the wall copying the painting of Link from The Legend Of Zelda Video Game franchise. Three professional critics will then score each Housemates work out of 10 and whoever has the highest score wins Immunity for this week.

2:33 PM

All of the Housemates are now sitting in the Living Room.

Michael: "I really loved doing that task! Although I'm not very talented at it."

Sandy: "I bet that you did fine Michael."

Thomas: "Sandy's preparing to suck your dick Michael."

Sandy starts blushing.

House Watcher: "The three judges have all scored you out of 10, and we now have the results."

Kieran: "The biggest event in the country."

Kieran says sarcastically.

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 14th place with a score of 5/30, it's... Thomas."

The hoouse start clapping Thomas.

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 13th place with a score of 6/30, it's... Diana."

The house start clapping Diana.

House Watcher: "The two Housemates in 12th place with a score of 9/30, it's... Kieran, and... Tracey. The Housemate in 10th place with a score of 12/30, it's... Samantha."

Darnell: "She can lose a challenge!"

Samantha: "I told you all that I wouldn't win this challenge."

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 9th place with a score of 13/30, it's... Ash. The three Housemates in 8th place with a score of 18/30, it's... Sandy, Paul, and... Scarlett. The Housemate in 5th place with a score of 21/30, it's... Michael."

Michael: "I'm happy with that result."

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 4th place with 22/30, it's... Justine. The Housemate in 3rd place with a score of 23/30, it's... Lois. Darnell, and Derek, you are the final two in the Immunity Task, the runner-up scored 25/30, whilst the winner scored 29/30."

Thomas: "****ing hell!"

Michael: "I'm impressed."

House Watcher: "The winner is... Derek."

The whole house claps Derek on his victory.

Derek: "Wow! I honestly didn't expect that."

Michael: "You've missed out on your calling."

House Watcher: "Derek you now have the choice, will you give out the luxury to yourself? Or will you give out a luxury budget to the whole house?"

Derek: "I'm gonna give the luxury budget to the whole house."

Kieran: "Yesssssssss!"

Diana: "Drag that s out a bit more why don't ya?"

7:21 PM

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "I'm not enjoying this week, Diana seems to be going over to Thomas's team, and then the Immunity went to someone who wasn't gonna go up for eviction anyway so it ended up being a pointless task. Now I'm at the public's mercy, again!"

Paul starts doing a facepalm.

Paul: "I honestly don't know if I can do 10 more weeks of this, I want to win, but these people are so annoying."

House Watcher: "Who is annoying you the most?"

Paul: "I honestly don't know at this point, but it's between Thomas, Scarlett, and Kieran. Any one of them going would be fine by me."

Derek, Justine, and Ash are in the Bedroom.

Ash: "You did really well in that Graffiti task."

Derek: "Thank you. You two did quite well to be fair."

Justine: "You was basically told that you're a professional Graffiti Artist, that's a huge compliment surely?"

Derek: "Oh it is, but Darnell wasn't too far off my score."

Justine: "Darnell did very well, but he was still 4 points behind you which is quite a big gap in this type of competition."

Thomas and Scarlett are in the Garden.

Thomas takes a bite out of an Oreo.

Scarlett: "Can you give me a bit of that Oreo in your mouth please?"

Thomas: "Suer."

Thomas gets some of the Oreo out of his mouth and passes it to Scarlett who then eats it.

Scarlett: "Delicious."

Kieran, Darnell, Tracey, and Michael are in the Bathroom.

Michael: "Am I the only one that finds it odd how attached people are to their Mobile Phones?"

Darnell: "I can't live without my Phone I'm afraid, it's why I'm cracking in here with arguments that I would never have in real life."

Michael: "It's just that when I'm having a conversation with people I'd rather they actually are listening to what I'm saying rather than pretending that they are because they think that a stranger is more interesting to listen to."

Tracey: "To be fair I think that's not the intention of the people addicted to a Mobile Phone though."

Michael: "I never said it was to be fair."

Tracey: "I just think that these people have something missing in their personal lives so the Mobile Phone is an escape from Reality."

Michael: "But they will often be speaking to a friend."

Tracey: "But."

Tracey gets cut across from Darnell.

Darnell: "Are you saying that there's something wrong with my personal life!?"

Tracey: "No, I'm saying that in alot of cases that people that are addicted to Mobile Phones don't have a happy life."

Kieran: "Why don't these people just change their lives for the better?"

Michael: "Exactly!"

Tracey: "It can be very hard to get out of a rut. And also you've got to remember that your generation have been brought up on the Internet to socialise rather than socialising face to face."

Michael: "I knew that there was a reason why I hate my own generation."

Kieran: "Same here blood."

10:03 PM

Samantha is in the Diary Room.

Samantha: "I'll actually get to know what the Housemates really think about me this week, I'm excited."

House Watcher: "Do you think that you'll be facing eviction this week?"

Samantha: "I really think that it'll be touch and go, I think that I'll just scrape through though, I hope that I'm not being overconfident."

Thomas and Scarlett are in the Shower.

Thomas and Scarlett are having sex and slapping each other in certain places.

Paul is in the Garden.

Paul: "This shock tactic is getting old now."

Darnell and Justine are in the Living Room.

There's awkward silence.

Justine: "So what do you do at your Milkshake company?"

Darnell: "Sell Milkshakes."

Awkward silence happens again.

Darnell: "I'm sorry for the abrupt answer by the way, it's just that my job isn't that exciting."

Justine: "I could tell."

Awkward silence continues.

The end of Episode 17.

[Mystic Mock]

9:23 AM

The Housemates are sitting in the Living Room ready to nominate.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Ash please come to the Diary Room."

Ash goes to the Diary Room.

Ash: "My first nomination is for Kieran. He clearly doesn't like me and I only want to talk to people that want to talk to me in here. My second nomination is for Sandy. She never leaves me alone, and the thing that's wrong about it is that if I was hunting her down like this the Housemates would've nominated me in the first week, yet Sandy has yet to face eviction. It just shows you how unfair life can be on men when it comes to sexual advances."

Kieran 1
Sandy 1

Ash has left the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Darnell please come to the Diary Room."

Darnell comes to the Diary Room.

Darnell: "My first nomination is for Justine. She seems to take a funny to everything that I say, she took a funny to when I rightfully stood up to Paul for taking my Cola, and yesterday she took a funny to my answer about what I do for a living, not everyone loves to go into in-depth conversations about their personal life and she needs to accept that. My second nomination is for Michael. He tried to say about legalising animated Porn of children having sex aswell as animated Beastiality Porn, I normally like Michael, but this is the sickest comment that I've heard anyone come out with all series, and that is my reason for why I'm nominating Michael this week."

Justine 1
Kieran 1
Michael 1
Sandy 1

Darnell leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Derek please come to the Diary Room."

Derek comes in the Diary Room.

Derek: "My first nomination is for Sandy. She never leaves Ash alone, this week in particular is getting really disturbing, she'll sit on his lap in the Toilet, she'll deliberately show off her Vagina right in front of his face and tell him to and I quote "suck it" she's not sane in my view, and for her own good she needs to go sooner rather than later. My second nomination is for Diana. The stuff that she has called Scarlett has been disgusting and should not really be being branded about on National TV, there's wanting to be a big character, and then there's being a bitch, and Diana falls into the latter."

Sandy 2
Diana 1
Justine 1
Kieran 1
Michael 1

Derek leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Diana please come to the Diary Room."

Diana enters the Diary Room.

Diana: "My first nomination is for Kieran. Everything about him this week grates on my nerves, the way he talks, the way he breathes, the way he walks, the way he smiles, the way that he has to jump on the beds every single day, just put him out of his misery and vote him out on eviction night. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I don't really approve of the stuff that she's done in the house personally."

Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Diana 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1

Diana leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Justine please come to the Diary Room."

Justine enters the Diary Room.

Justine: "My first nomination is for Thomas. All he does is talk about sex, he even rudely made a joke about Sandy yesterday wanting to give a blowjob to Michael, he is completely juvenile it's not even remotely funny. My second nomination is for Darnell. I've noticed recently that Darnell has a serious attitude problem, The way that he reacted to me yesterday when I spoke to him about his job was beyond hostile, maybe I'm overreacting, but I didn't like how awkward he made me feel."

Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Diana 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Justine leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Kieran please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran enters the Diary Room.

Kieran: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett a couple of days ago was really disgusting, you'd expect a guy to make such sexist comments like that not another woman who is old enough to know better, but then again she does work for a party that only has one policy so what do you expect really? My second nomination is for Paul. His trying to hide under the radar this week, but he doesn't fool me, I still know what he is like and whilst I respect his game, I do not want to give him the chance to get back into it."

Diana 2
Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Paul 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Kieran leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Lois please come to the Diary Room."

Lois enters the Diary Room.

Lois: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett was really cruel, I know that they've made up now, but she was still really cruel in that argument I really can't stress it enough at how disgusted I was with Diana in that argument. My second nomination is for Kieran. Me and Kieran just don't have much in common, it's nothing personal against the kid, that's all it is."

Diana 3
Kieran 3
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Paul 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Lois leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room."

Michael enters the Diary Room.

Michael: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett just shows you how unlikable that this woman really is. She also never has any fun with the rest of us. My second nomination is for Paul. I will never like Paul after he deliberately sneezed in my face, he can try and change tactic all he likes, but I will remember that from him for the rest of the time that we spend with each other in this house."

Diana 4
Kieran 3
Paul 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Michael leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Paul: "My first nomination is for Thomas. He completely repulses me, the only interesting thing about this dude is how his parents ever let him roam around outside on his own as his clearly mentally challenged, the guy should go for all of our sakes. My second nomination is for Kieran. Again so thick that I don't get how he is allowed to be in here with all of us intelligent adults."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Paul 2
Sandy 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1

Paul leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Samantha please come to the Diary Room."

Samantha: "My first nomination is for Sandy. We just don't speak very often, and her behaviour around Ash is extremely uncomfortable considering he keeps telling her to stop following him around. My second nomination is for Tracey. Tracey tries to play it safe with what she says I tend to find, I've noticed it with Derek aswell but he is immune this week. But yeah Tracey kinda bothers me for not ever rocking the boat with anything that she says, not every opinion is gonna be universal and she needs to own that more in my view."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Paul 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Tracey 1

Samantha leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Sandy please come to the Diary Room."

Sandy enters the Diary Room.

Sandy: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. I just don't like Scarlett, I can't quite explain why, but she just annoys me, and Diana was right when calling Scarlett a slut. My second nomination is for Thomas. He said to me yesterday that I want to suck Michael's dick just because I was nice to Michael in a conversation to do with the Graffiti Task I think it was. He is arrogant and he needs to be brought down a peg or two."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Paul 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Tracey 1

Sandy leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Scarlett please come to the Diary Room."

Scarlett: "My first nomination is for Diana. I've accepted her apology, but she's given me a reason and that's for a couple of days ago when she called me a slut all for defending Kieran's right to play with his penis. My second nomination is for Michael. Michael is too weird for my tastes, I just have nothing in common with him. He also can stink out the Toilet alot too."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Michael 2
Paul 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Tracey 1

Scarlett leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Thomas please come to the Diary Room."

Thomas: "My first nomination is for Paul. He can't be trusted, he is radar dodging and he needs to go before he thinks that he can stir the pot again. My second nomination is for Samantha. She supports Foxhunting which I think is disgusting, to me it shows what kind of person that she is which is a coldhearted person who would murder innocent animals in the most sadistic way imaginable, not to mention the poor hounds who get badly mistreated so that they'll rip the Foxes throat out. And she supports this."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Paul 3
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Michael 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Samantha 1
Tracey 1

Thomas leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Tracey please come to the Diary Room."

Tracey enters the Diary Room.

Tracey: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. She makes me incredibly uncomfortable with her attachment to Thomas, it's been like this for three weeks and she doesn't socialise with anybody else, it's worrying in my opinion. My second nomination is for Michael. He is a strange kid, that's all I can say, he moans at people getting addicted to Mobile Phones yet he can get addicted to Video Games, and if anybody dares to push him on it he would have a fit like all Video Gamers do when anyone questions how normal it is to be that addicted to a Video Game."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Michael 3
Paul 3
Sandy 3
Scarlett 3
Thomas 3
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Samantha 1
Tracey 1

4:15 PM

Justine, Lois, Sandy, and Tracey are in the Living Room.

Justine: "It's starting to get quite boring in here isn't it?"

Tracey: "I'm still okay."

Justine: "What about you two?"

Sandy: "I'm getting bored, there's not many people to talk to in here that will take me seriously."

Lois: "I'm struggling with Diana at the moment, she's really annoying me."

Justine: "Diana is very hostile I've noticed around most people."

Sandy: "I've noticed Diana try to get better the last couple of days to be fair."

Lois: "It's too late with me I'm afraid."

Ash and Kieran are in the Garden.

Kieran: "Why are you calling me weird for liking Ed Sheeran?"

Ash: "Because it is unusual for a guy to like Ed Sheeran, I'm not meaning it as a dig, but it's true."

Kieran: "You're trying to have a dig at me aren't you?"

Ash: "Why would you think that? I'm just expressing my opinion on a singer that you like."

Kieran: "You never expressed your opinion though, you're just trying to insinuate that I'm gay and basically take the piss out of gay people."

Ash: "You really are jumping to conclusions here."

Kieran sees Derek coming over.

Kieran: "Derek! What would you say to Ash thinking that it's weird that I like Ed Sheeran because I'm a guy?"

Derek: "That his telling the truth? Most guys don't like Ed Sheeran."

Kieran: "Where has this study come from Derek? Out of your ass by any chance?"

Derek: "No, just actually listening to who likes and dislikes Ed Sheeran more on average."

Ash: "Why do you care anyway? If you like him is that gonna change just because most of your own gender doesn't?"

Kieran: "You're twisting tactic on me now Ash huh? Very clever."

Ash: "I'm not doing anything!"

Kieran: "I've had enough of this."

Kieran goes inside.

Ash: "I honestly did nothing wrong."

Derek: "I know, his just being insecure, people tend to forget that his only 18."

8:43 PM

Thomas is in the Diary Room.

Thomas: "I just want to say that I know that I'm very likely to be nominated this week, but I am really grateful to be here, and if it comes to the end of the road for me this week then I can say that I've been proud of myself for how I've treated people in here and that I stuck it out till it was time for me to go."

The end of Episode 18.

This week it's a double eviction. And you're nominees are Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw. Who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

9:12 AM

Thomas, Justine, Scarlett, and Kieran are in the Bedroom.

Kieran: "In just a few hours we'll find out who's up."

Scarlett: "I'm quite nervous to be honest."

Kieran: "There's no need to worry Scarlett, it's not the end of the world if you're voted off the show."

Scarlett: "Nobody wants to be hated."

Thomas: "You've survived an eviction Scarlett, you've clearly been more acceptable to people than Rachel was."

Kieran: "And rightfully so!"

Scarlett: "I do take a survival with a badge of honor."

Justine: "Do you know what language the word honor originates from?"

Scarlett: "No."

Justine: "It's an English word, a very old word in fact."

Scarlett feels awkward.

Scarlett: "It's fascinating."

Justine: "But yeah Scarlett if the public have taken to you that badly you'd have lost that vote to Rachel."

Scarlett: "But that still doesn't mean that I'm liked."

Thomas: "No it doesn't, but we both know that we're not seen as the pits of the Earth by the public which is what we would've been told if we'd lost to Sayid or Rachel in a vote."

Kieran: "Let's hope that Pikachu gets reunited with his buddy this week."

Scarlett, Thomas, and Justine start laughing.

1:31 PM

The Housemates are sitting in the Living Room to find out who's up for eviction this week.

House Watcher: "The Housemates up for eviction this week are. In no particular order."

Darnell starts shouting these words.

Darnell: "You random bastard!"

Lois: "Quiet!"

House Watcher: "Kieran."

Kieran pretends to cry.

Ash rolls his eyes at Kieran's piss take.

House Watcher: "And... Michael."

Michael: "I guess it's just me and you then buddy."

House Watcher: "And... Scarlett."

Scarlett: "Well that's me gone then."

Scarlett starts laughing.

House Watcher: "And... Diana. And... Thomas."

Thomas: "How many are gonna be up?"

Derek: "It could be all of us in a twist."

House Watcher: "And... Paul."

Paul: "I was waiting for my name to pop up."

House Watcher: "And... Sandy."

Sandy rolls her tongue.

Sandy: "It's nice to know what you all think of me."

Ash: "Well don't be a skank then."

Sandy: "Excuse me!"

House Watcher: "And... That's it for this week's nominations."

Scarlett: "That's not on Ash."

Ash: "I will say what I want, she has hounded me for weeks and then wonders why she is up for eviction, she needs to take a look at herself."

Scarlett: "She's clearly just upset as she's just found out that she's up for eviction, and don't forget not everyone is like you Ash where you can be confident that you're gonna survive against almost anyone. Sandy doesn't have that luxury to be so upbeat after finding out that she's up for eviction."

Ash: "Or is it just two sluts sticking together."

Thomas: "What is wrong with you Ash!?"

Scarlett: "Stay out of it Thomas!"

Ash: "So you can get involved in the argument but your boyfriend can't? Hypocrite much."

Scarlett: "Or the fact that I don't want him having a falling out with one of his friends in the house, it's called being reasonable and mature to not have him getting involved in all of my arguments."

Sandy: "And I honestly thought that you was having fun with me?"

Ash: "How did you get that idea?"

Sandy runs off into the Bedroom to cry. Kieran follows her.

Scarlett: "Do you get off on making people cry?"

Ash: "No! I'm just getting frustrated that everything that I say seems to get twisted into something much more sinister."

Derek: "Was you Thinking Out Loud?"

Ash: "Don't."

Michael: "Are you two taking the piss out of Kieran for liking Ed Sheeran?"

Ash: "Well his so sensitive about it so he has left it open for me to mock."

Michael: "So you're both bullies?"

Derek: "I'm just having a laugh, I like Kieran."

Ash: "I've honestly lost the will with you people, next week nominate me, I don't care."

Ash has left the Living Room to sit in the Smoking Area.

Michael: "His attitude has changed since the nominations was over yesterday."

Samantha: "It's because he knows that he can behave how he likes now and nobody can respond until next week where he'll try the same tactic again."

Sandy and Kieran are still in the Bedroom.

Sandy is crying on Kieran's shoulder.

Sandy: "Why does he hate me?"

Kieran: "I don't know, he is an unpleasant person though in my opinion. You should think about going for a Celebrity crush next time."

Sandy starts laughing whilst tears are still dropping from her face.

Sandy: "That's actually cheered me up."

Kieran: "They don't call me Special K for a reason."

Sandy starts laughing again.

Sandy: "I just wish that I knew that Ash felt this way about me earlier."

Kieran: "Ash doesn't like anyone, he sees himself as above us all, as does Paul, in fact they'd be great buddies on paper."

Sandy: "Do you think that Paul will be evicted this week?"

Kieran: "No, I think that it will be between me and Michael."

Sandy: "Really!?"

Kieran: "Yeah as we've both done or said things that could see us be evicted this week I think. Why who do you think will go?"

Sandy: "I think that it's between me and Scarlett to go this week as without meaning to sound arrogant but two attractive girls on a show that will mainly be watched by girls will normally get the votes to be evicted."

Kieran: "To be fair we don't know what type of audiences are watching this programme, and even if it is mainly a female audience, they surely can't take Ash's side over yours in that argument surely?"

Sandy: "You just don't know."

5:01 PM

Ash, Derek, Diana, and Paul are in the Garden.

Ash: "I'm sick and tired of this place, people talk to me like **** just because they think that I'm getting an easy ride."

Paul: "To be fair you are, but it doesn't bother me personally."

Ash: "But they seem to be taking it out on me for being more popular in the house than they are."

Paul: "Well that won't last for much longer if you keep arguing like that again, it's just a warning to you if you want to stay in this game."

Ash: "I don't need advice, I've done nothing wrong."

Diana: "Scarlett was annoying there, she took Sandy's side for being arrogant about being nominated, nobody should be enabling Sandy's attitude of nobody should nominate her."

Ash: "Exactly!"

Paul: "I agree, but the public won't like the fact that Ash has made a girl cry on National TV."

Sandy and Scarlett are in the Toilet.

Sandy: "I just want to say that I'm sorry for the way that I've treated you in these first few weeks."

Scarlett: "It's okay."

Sandy: "I've honestly said some horrible things about you, and it was all out of jealousy for the fact that most of the men pay attention to you more than me, I shouldn't have judged you as a person so harshly just because of your looks."

Scarlett: "It's honestly okay, I've made harsh judgements on you aswell to be fair, and that could've been because you was getting alot of male attention in the house."

Sandy: "It's all silly isn't it."

Scarlett: "Yeah it has been."

Sandy: "Truce?"

Scarlett: "Truce."

Sandy and Scarlett both shake hands."

Darnell is in the Diary Room.

Darnell: "When is the party happening House Watcher?"

House Watcher: "The party will happen in due course, Darnell."

Darnell: "What does that mean!?"

House Watcher: "It means what it means, Darnell."

Darnell: "You've still not clarified it properly though?"

House Watcher: "It will be happening soon."

Darnell: "Okay I give up."

Darnell walks out of the Diary Room.

9:39 PM

Michael and Kieran are in the Living Room.

Kieran: "No matter what happens we'll still stay friends, deal?"

Michael: "Definite, I honestly think that we'll be friends outside the house, we live not too far away from each other aswell which makes it even easier."

Kieran: "I do think that it's between me and you to go this week though."

Michael: "I think that I'm just in the race with myself to be honest."

Michael starts laughing.

Kieran: "I think that you'll be controversial, I think that I'll go, but you'll pull in something like 28% or something."

Michael: "You do realise that's alot of votes out of 7 people?"

Kieran: "I know, but I think that I'll get 37 to 50% of the vote."

Michael: "You're also forgeting that Paul, Thomas, and Sandy will poll alot of votes."

Kieran: "Not enough to go I don't think."

Michael: "If it's a double I could see one of them joining me."

The end of Episode 19.

This week is a double eviction between Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw, who goes? You decide.

There's a link below in my Signature for you to vote for who you want to be evicted.

[Mystic Mock]

8:35 AM

The Housemates are getting up out of the Bedroom.

The baby alarm is still going off.

Darnell starts jumping on Ash's bed to wake him up.

Ash: "Don't do that Darnell! It's irritating."

Darnell: "As are you for not waking up."

Darnell jumps off the bed.

Tracey: "Am I the only one thinking that this House needs some new blood?"

Kieran: "No I'm liking how it is at the moment, I wouldn't want someone walking in and beating off an original Housemate that has been in since the start."

Ash: "We got your point Kieran when you said original."

Kieran: "I might make an exception for you Ash."

Lois: "Oh come on not again!"

Kieran: "Don't worry I've said my piece on the matter."

Ash: "Same here."

Lois: "Good."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "I honestly think that Ash has been broken. I don't know what's going on the last few days, but ever since people had finished nominating this week he has turned into an obnoxious dickhead, he has been everything that I thought that he'd be. That's why I'm gonna teach him a lesson tonight with one of my pranks to show him how you really play the game and not ride off of your looks."

9:45 AM

Lois, Justine, Tracey, Scarlett, and Samantha are in the Living Room.

Lois: "So who do you all fancy in the house?"

Justine: "I like Thomas. No offense Scarlett."

Scarlett: "It's okay."

Lois: "What about you Scarlett?"

Scarlett: "Thomas."

Lois: "Away from Thomas?"

Scarlett: "Then I'd say probably Darnell."

Lois: "Yeah Darnell is quite nice. I think that I like Ash the most though."

Tracey: "Me too."

Lois: "What about you Samantha?"

Samantha: "Kieran for me, he has much more my kind of attitude and I like blonde haired men."

Lois: "I actually wouldn't have guessed that from you."

Tracey: "Kieran definitely had a big dick."

All of the girls start laughing.

Kieran, Michael, Thomas, and Sandy are all dancing around like Ballerina's.

Michael: "I'm starting to feel dizzy."

Kieran: "Just keep going."

They carry on dancing like Ballerina's.

Ash and Derek are in the Smoking Area.

Derek: "So name your top 10 Movies of all time?"

Ash: "For me it'd go as number 1 High School Musical 1. Number 2 would be West Side Story. Number 3 would be An American In Paris. Number 4 would be Singin In The Rain. Number 5 would be Grease. Number 6 would be Beauty And The Beast. Number 7 would be Monsters, Inc. Number 8 would be the first Twilight Film, Number 9 would be The Fault In Our Stars. And Number 10 will go to The Notebook. What's your top 10 Films?"

Derek: "Number 1 will go to Saw 1. Number 2 will go to Saw 2. Number 3 will go to Saw 3. Number 4 will go to 28 Days Later. Number 5 will go to The Rats 2002 TV Movie, it's incredibly underrated imo. Number 6 will go to Armageddon. Number 7 will go to Garfield 1. Number 8 will go to Saw 4. Number 9 will go to Garfield 2. And Number 10 will go to Underworld."

Ash: "I'd say that our lists were different to most people's."

Derek: "Who cares? What's your top TV Show ever made?"

Ash: "I think that I liked Gilmore Girls as it done a great mix of Comedy and Drama. And the Lorelai and Rory relationship was such good fun to watch."

Derek: "I didn't mind Gilmore Girls actually, but I don't know if you'll know this show as the network in America cancelled it in it's first season during the 90's, but I really loved American Gothic."

Ash: "Oh yeah I remember my parents loving American Gothic."

Derek: "It had great Horror tones to itself, and Caleb was a great character in the show, much better than you'd expect."

Ash: "I might check it out at some point."

Derek: "You really should."

Michael comes over.

Derek: "What's your favourite TV Show Michael?"

Michael: "Umm... Probably a Japanese Sci-Fi Show called Clone Baby, it also has Psychological Thriller elements to itself if you like that sort of thing."

Ash: "Derek was just telling me about a show in the 90's called American Gothic."

Michael: "Oh I remember my parents used to watch American Gothic."

Derek: "What did they think of it?"

Michael: "They liked it, especially my Mother."

Ash: "So who's your favourite character in Clone Baby?"

Michael: "It's finished now as Japan don't like their shows going on too long, but I liked a character called Kazuma Aoyagi."

Derek: "What other types of Japanese shows do you watch?"

Michael: "I watch alot of Asian Shows, they're mainly Sci-Fi though as that's my genre, I really liked Secret Investigation Record which is Korean made. I really enjoy the Kamen Rider series, especially Kamen Rider OOO. And I've watched Nanase Futatabi. Psychometrer Eiji. And Pandamen."

Derek: "Interesting."

The Garden goes silent.

4:33 PM

Darnell and Lois are in the Kitchen.

Michael is in the Toilet.

And Paul is mixing Tooth Paste in with a bottle of Beer in the Bedroom.

Paul: "This is for you Ash."

Paul then places the bottle back on the floor beside Ash's bed.

Darnell and Lois are still in the Kitchen.

Darnell: "Can you pass me the Cookies, please?"

Lois: "Sure."

Darnell: "Thanks."

Darnell walks out of the Kitchen and sees Paul laughing.

Darnell: "What's going on? Have you done something?"

Paul: "You could say that."

Paul carries on laughing.

Darnell: "What is it?"

Paul: "Just wait and see."

10:48 PM

Ash goes into the Bedroom and takes his bottle of Beer and drinks out of it.

Ash is spitting the drink out on the floor.

Ash: "Who the **** has done this!? Was it you Kieran."

Kieran: "Don't point at me, and no it wasn't me, I'm not that childish."

Ash: "Like anyone believes that."

Darnell: "There's only one proven prankster in this place, and he was laughing all afternoon about something that he'd done."

Ash: "Paul you didn't?"

Paul: "I like pranks, and besides there's plenty more of those bottles for yourself."

Ash: "I don't care, don't mess around with my drink, understand me?"

Paul: "I do sir."

Paul says sarcastically.

Ash runs up to Paul and punches him in the face.

Lois runs up to protect Paul.

Lois: "What the hell Ash!?"

Ash: "I'm sure that you've got your wish Paul and Kieran, well done."

Ash starts clapping them sarcastically.

Kieran: "Hold on! I didn't do anything to you to get yourself ejected, and besides you should keep your temper in check."

Ash: "**** off Kieran!"

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Ash please come to the Diary Room."

Ash: "Don't speak to me anymore Kieran, do you understand me?"

Kieran: "Fine."

Ash enters the Diary Room.

Ash: "Hello House Watcher."

House Watcher: "Ash, at 10:50 PM you punched Paul in the face."

Ash: "Yep."

House Watcher: "The House Watcher doesn't tolerate violent behaviour so we have no choice but to remove you from The House. Do you understand?"

Ash: "Yes, but I don't get why Paul isn't in trouble for putting Tooth Paste in my Beer?"

House Watcher: "The House Watcher will put you in a separate room for tonight, but once you pack your bags tomorrow Morning you will leave."

Ash: "I understand."

Kieran: "That was all over a bit of Tooth Paste going in his Beer. He is a joke and I hope that he gets ejected for what he did to Paul."

Lois: "Are you happy Paul that you finally got someone thrown out of the house?"

Paul: "I'm not fussed if that's what you want my answer to be?"

Derek: "I think that it's best that we all try and get some rest tonight. Good night."

They all say good night to each other.

This week we have got Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw up for eviction this week. Who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

9:30 AM

Ash is allowed to come back into the house to collect his things. The other Housemates have been cordoned off to the Garden.

Derek: "I can't believe that he got himself thrown out."

Thomas: "He showed his true colours when he went for Scarlett and Sandy the way he did."

Derek: "I don't think that Ash's a bad guy, I just think that some people in here love targeting one person and turning them into the villain. Eventually it will come to these people's turns though and they won't like being singled out."

Paul: "Ash has never been nominated though."

Derek: "You got him ejected Paul, that's worse."

Paul: "The last time that I checked I didn't make him throw a punch at me, and the fact that he tried to get Kieran involved just because he doesn't like Kieran shows him up for how petulant he is."

Lois: "Can people please be nice about Ash as his friend is right here that you're slagging him off to."

Paul: "I honestly don't care, he enabled Ash's behaviour to grow rather than telling him off for bad behaviour."

Derek: "So you're blaming me for Ash's behaviour and not at all towards yourself? I honestly don't think that you understand how horrible your prank was which makes you tragic."

Paul starts laughing.

Derek: "Keep doing that Paul, it just makes you look silly."

Darnell: "When are we getting out of here?"

Samantha: "Soon I think Darnell."

11:14 AM

Michael, Kieran, Paul, Thomas, and Scarlett are in the Living Room.

Paul: "I honestly can't believe that I got the blame for Ash punching me."

Michael: "I think that you wound up the situation, but yeah Ash had no right to punch you over it."

Scarlett: "I just think that he needed to keep his temper in check, he let everything get to him in these last few days, and it's ashame as I quite liked him."

Paul: "I didn't mind the guy too much either, he was a bit arrogant for my tastes, but overall I thought that he was harmless, clearly I was wrong."

Thomas: "I can't believe that I ever liked Ash, his behaviour was really horrible the last few days."

Scarlett: "I honestly don't think that Ash is a bad person Thomas, he just went stir crazy in this place like we've all been at points during these first few weeks, and it's only going to get worse."

Michael: "I agree with Scarlett."

Kieran pulls a face at Michael.

Michael: "I don't think that Ash is a bad person, do you have a problem with that Kieran?"

Kieran: "He tried putting me involved with Paul's prank, the guy's a jerk."

Michael: "But you wasn't exactly a saint to him either."

Kieran: "Because he always put himself above everyone else in here."

Derek and Lois are in the Kitchen.

Derek: "I can't believe that so many people in here had an issue with Ash."

Lois: "We all have issues with each other I think, it's just that it's cool to go for Ash at the moment because he just got thrown out, just ignore it."

Derek: "What was your opinion of Ash?"

Lois: "He was alright to me so I didn't mind him. He did however suffer from some arrogance issues with the rest of the guys in the house I felt."

Derek: "How come I never noticed it?"

Lois: "Because you're 53 years old so are not in competition with the younger guys in the house like Ash, Thomas, Kieran, and Paul are. Only Michael didn't seem to feel it as much."

Derek: "Michael comes off as Asexual to me."

Lois: "What's Asexual mean?"

Derek: "It means having no sexual attraction to anybody."

Lois starts laughing.

Lois: "You're joking right?"

Derek: "No I'm deadly serious."

Lois continues laughing which makes Derek start laughing.

Sandy, Samantha, and Darnell are in the Bedroom.

Sandy: "You know Michael?"

Darnell: "Yes we do."

Sandy: "Well he shares the same name as my Dad, and even looks like him when he was younger."

Samantha: "Yeah?"

Sandy: "Well have you ever heard of Michael Fitz?"

Darnell: "No."

Samantha: "Yes weren't he the one that beat up his children?"

Sandy: "Yes and I'm his Daughter."

Darnell and Samantha are in shock.

Samantha: "Are you serious?"

Sandy: "Yes, it's why I don't talk to Michael very often."

Darnell: "That explains it then."

Samantha: "You should tell him that's why you don't speak to him very often as he always wonders why you ignore him."

Sandy: "I do feel bad, but it just makes me awkward being around him."

Darnell: "It is unfair to him though."

Sandy: "If I survive the eviction this week then I will tell him, I promise."

3:45 PM

Darnell, Samantha, Justine, and Tracey are in the Diary Room.

Darnell: "Can we please have the Water Pistols please?"

House Watcher: "The House Watcher will give them to you shortly."

Darnell, Samantha, Justine, and Tracey all start cheering.

Tracey: "Now I want to know how Johanna Konta is getting on in Wimbledon?"

House Watcher: "There will be enough time for you to find out Tracey. But while you are in the game there will be no information about the outside world."

Tracey: "Okay, what about a can of Monster?"

Justine: "Yes please, and Rockstar."

House Watcher: "You can now leave the Diary Room."

Justine: "Well we got our answer."

Darnell, Justine, Samantha, and Tracey all leave the Diary Room.

Thomas and Scarlett are splashing water all over each other in the pool.

Darnell: "Oh my god Thomas and Scarlett are doing something normal!"

Darnell walks out into the Garden.

Thomas: "Don't worry she's giving me a boner with every splash."

6:22 PM

Derek is in the Diary Room.

Derek: "I really miss Ash. I know that you'll bring in a new Housemate at some point now that he is ejected, but me and him had some fun chats about Music and Films. Everybody else seem to be much less on those sort of discussions, and if I dared to mention the day to day lives of being a Horse Trainer most of them will be feigning interest as they'll have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm alone in this place now."

Paul starts stripping off in front of the Bedroom Mirror, singing.

Samantha walks into the Bedroom.

Samantha: "The Mirror has just been smashed with that high note."

Paul starts laughing.

Michael and Kieran are in the Smoking Area.

Kieran: "Have you ever took Drugs?"

Michael: "It's not my kind of thing to be honest, but I did try Cocaine the once."

Kieran: "I never meant that hardcore, I meant stuff like Cigarettes and Cannabis?"

Michael: "I've tried Cannabis before, never Cigarettes though. What Drugs have you tried?"

Kieran: "Cannabis aswell, it really sends me out of it though."

Michael: "That's it's purpose though, it's to help people who are in pain or feeling down and want to get away from it all. It's used to help alot of ill patients sometimes too."

Kieran: "Oh I know."

9:01 PM

Derek is in the Bed, alone.

Derek is crying in Bed.

Darnell, Samantha, Justine, Tracey, and Thomas are playing with the Water Pistols in the Living Room.

Darnell: "Let's go crazy!"

The water splashes so badly that it hits Lois's Food in the Kitchen.

Lois: "Watch what you're doing guys!?"

Lois starts looking angry.

Darnell: "It's not exactly like it was done on purpose was it?"

Lois: "I never said that it was."

Darnell: "Well why are you looking angry then?"

Lois: "Because when I'm cooking Rogan Josh the last thing that I want is tons of Water hitting it."

Thomas: "But doesn't Water help make Curries?"

Lois: "Stay out of this Thomas."

Darnell: "You don't like conflict apparently, yet you're creating conflict over something minor."

Lois: "I didn't, you responded to me with your bad attitude as usual."

Justine: "Can we please all calm down?"

Darnell and Lois both decide to leave it.

Justine: "Thank you."

12:05 AM

They're all asleep.

Sandy is tossing and turning in her sleep, whilst she's asleep she falls off the Bed which wakes her and her bed partner Samantha wake up.

Samantha: "What the hell!?"

Sandy: "I fell off the bed."

Samantha: "Oh you silly Cow."

Thomas: "It sounded like me when I wank."

Thomas starts laughing.

The end of Episode 21.

This week it's Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw up for eviction. Who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

Hello this is Mystic Mock, and tonight we won't be be having a single eviction, but instead a double eviction.

This week has been very hectic as Paul puts Tooth Paste in Ash's Beer, which then saw Ash removed for punching Paul in the face. Thomas has been his usual self. Sandy has been alot more vocal this week. As has Derek. And Kieran and Michael have definitely rocked the boat this week with some unusual moments themselves.

Tonight we have threw the party that Derek won at the Immunity Task, little do they realise that tonight two Housemates will be evicted.

The vote has been extremely close between the top 3, in fact you could argue that a first in Reality TV history is gonna happen tonight. It's time to go to the house.

The House this is Mystic Mock! You are live on Gotham 4 please do not swear.

Darnell: "Oh my god!"

Diana! Kieran! Michael! Paul! Sandy! Scarlett! And Thomas!

The public have been voting all week to evict, and I can now reveal that the 3rd Housemate to be evicted from The House is... A tie!

The whole house goes "What!"

Between in no particular order... Sandy!

Sandy starts crying on Kieran's shoulders.

And... Kieran!

Kieran: "I knew it."

And... Thomas!

Tracey: "How many of you tied!?"

As tonight is a double eviction, and the fact that it's a tie. It is now upto the Housemates to enter the Diary Room and vote for which Housemate that they want to save. Understand Housemates!?

All of the Housemates say "Yes."

Good, now Darnell please enter the Diary Room.

Darnell enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Darnell: "I'll save Kieran."

Okay thank you Darnell.

Kieran 1

Darnell leaves the Diary Room.

Okay Derek you're next.

Derek enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Derek: "I'll save Thomas."

Okay thank you Derek.

Kieran 1
Thomas 1

Derek leaves the Diary Room.

Diana you're next.

Diana enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Diana: "I'll save Thomas."

Okay thank you Diana.

Thomas 2
Kieran 1

Diana leaves the Diary Room.

Justine you're next.

Justine enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Justine: "I vote to save Sandy."

Okay thank you Justine.

Thomas 2
Kieran 1
Sandy 1

Justine leaves the Diary Room.

Lois you're next.

Lois enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Lois: "I'll vote to save Sandy please."

Okay thank you Lois.

Sandy 2
Thomas 2
Kieran 1

Lois leaves the Diary Room.

Okay Michael you're next.

Michael enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Michael: "Obviously Kieran."

Thank you Michael.

Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Thomas 2

Michael leaves the Diary Room.

Okay Paul you are next.

Paul enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Paul: "As there will be a target on him for the rest of the show I'll save Thomas."

Okay thank you Paul.

Thomas 3
Kieran 2
Sandy 2

Paul leaves the Diary Room.

Samantha you're next.

Samantha enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Samantha: "I'll save Kieran please."

Okay thank you Samantha.

Kieran 3
Thomas 3
Sandy 2

Samantha leaves the Diary Room.

Scarlett you're next.

Scarlett enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Scarlett: "I'll vote to save Thomas please."

Okay thank you Scarlett.

Thomas 4
Kieran 3
Sandy 2

Scarlett leaves the Diary Room.

Okay Tracey you're next.

Tracey enters the Diary Room.

Who do you want to save?

Tracey: "I'll vote to save Sandy please."

Okay thank you Tracey.

Thomas 4
Kieran 3
Sandy 3

Tracey leaves the Diary Room.

Okay it's now time to talk to the house.

The House this is Mystic Mock. By a vote of 4-3-3, the Housemate that is safe is... Thomas! That means Kieran and Sandy it's time to say your goodbyes I'm coming to get you!

Kieran: "Did he just rip off Davina off Big Brother?"

Michael: "Who cares just give me a hug."

Kieran and Michael hug each other goodbye.

Sandy and Kieran both hug everyone and are about to leave the house.

The reception is a mixed response to the two of them. Kieran decides to ride down the Bannister. They sign autographs for their fans and then take to the eviction seats.

Okay I'm gonna tell you both, you both pulled in 25% of the public vote. Starting with Kieran how does that feel?

Kieran: "Well it's never nice to lose a 7 way eviction, but I'm happy that it wasn't by a large margin like 62% or something. I still can't believe that it was a tie."

To tell you the truth I think that the public are all taking different sides and because there was nobody to unite on it caused the weirdest vote in Reality TV history. That's my opinion of it anyway.

Kieran: "That is something that modern BB is lacking to be fair is a real close vote."

I think that the biggest thing that drove your vote up Kieran is your rivalry with Ash, you would change quite alot when Ash was around in a negative manner, what was your issue with Ash?

Kieran: "I don't know what you all get to see, but Ash had real arrogance issues. He'd go around bragging about how his taste in Music is so superior, how we all should worship how different he is to everybody else, and he did try and have not so subtle digs at other guys looks in the house. Like he said to Michael in week 1 that "if you worked out a bit you'd be the most popular man in the house" he really thought that he was above everyone in the house and I don't like that. He also made Sandy cry this week."

Sandy: "That didn't get shown did it?"

Yes it did Sandy.

Sandy starts to blush.

What I wanted to ask you both is did Ash lead you on Sandy?

Sandy: "I honestly think that I got carried away, but he never said no to me, the only thing that he said is to not follow him into the Toilets."

Is that his own way of saying that he is uncomfortable though?

Sandy: "Well not really as it's a bit of a leap to jump from isn't it?"

What do you mean by that?

Sandy: "That because he doesn't want me to follow him into the Toilet that he then doesn't fancy me."

Kieran: "This is how I see it, Ash in week 1 kept hanging around Sandy, complimenting her looks, being topless in front of her all of the time, stroking her hair, and even saying how he'd "love to bend her in all ways" it's just that Sayid and Thomas stoodout for everybody in week 1 that we all just ignored people like Ash and Rachel. In fact we all kept letting him sneak on by with silly antics during the weeks."

Sandy: "I agree with you on that actually."

Sandy one question that I really want to ask you is your relationship with Scarlett, what's going on there?

Sandy: "We're friends now, we actually have more in common that I realised, I'd just wrote off as an empty bimbo type, but she's actually quite nice and feisty when she needs to be. I quite like the girl."

That's quite the turn around I must say.

Okay Kieran I think that I know your answer, but who do you want to win?

Kieran: "Michael."

Who do you least want to win?

Kieran: "Derek."

Who do you think will win?

Kieran: "Probably Derek."

Who do you think is least likely to win?

Kieran: "Diana."

Okay Sandy who do you want to win?

Sandy: "I'll say Samantha."

Who do you least want to win?

Sandy: "Derek."

We have agreement here about Derek, it's funny how a whole week can change everything.

Sandy: "I know."

Who do you think will win?

Sandy: "I think that Justine is sweet enough to win."

Who do you think is least likely to win?

Sandy: "Between Paul, Diana, and Thomas as 25% in a 7 way is still alot of people that are immediately against him when it comes to 1 on 1 or 3 way eviction votes."

Okay interesting. Kieran and Sandy you have both been amazing Housemates and have carried a great eviction interview. There's your families.

Kieran and Sandy go towards their families.

This week will be back to a single eviction, and hopefully no more removals. And not just that but after this week's eviction we'll be introducing to you a new Housemate. Good night and stay tuned.