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Old 24-04-2007, 09:51 AM #1
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Default Wannabe WAGS fail to score

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wal-lace and fellow WAG wannabe Nikki Grah-ame failed to score after a nail-biting game at a footie awards bash.

The BB bimbos arrived at the Professional Footballer's Association ceremony with two homemade scorecards in their gel-nailed paws.

The competitive blondes opted to award themselves one point for a cuddle, two for a kiss and three for anything more unsavoury with the hunky guests.

They immediately set about working their ample charms on the beautiful game’s beautiful people at the London Aquarium.

Our man with the aloft scarf said: “Nikki and Aisleyne were having a bit of fun.
“They both have a special place in their trousers for footballers, so they just thought they’d try to live up to their reputations.” But despite their radioactive tans, hair extensions and lady garden-skimming dresses, Aisleyne, 28, and Nikki, 24, ended with a humiliating 0-0 result.

The little rascals even tried working as a team to win over soccer studs such as Ashley Cole, 26, Frank Lampard, 28, John Terry, 26, and Cristiano Ronaldo, 22.

But the players would rather eat their own strips than indulge in saucy activities with the pair.

Fortunately they didn’t leave completely empty-handed, as the lovely bods at toiletries emporium über-slick took pity on them and furnished the pair with goodie-bags oozing with swish male grooming products.

Shame the poor ladies don’t have any chaps to give them to.
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Oh dear..
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Oh dear - indeed

Total slaggage
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Lmao@slaggage... that's a good word.... I must remember that one!
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LMAO they got no points!
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Yeah, but they earned slaggage points from us.
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Yeah, but they earned slaggage points from us.

That is your word of the day now is it?
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