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25-04-2007, 11:36 AM
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I found this funny, so am sharing with you
I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?". But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box: ....................... wait for it...it's worth it!!!! "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ********ng shoes on." |
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25-04-2007, 11:38 AM
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Boom Boom.......
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25-04-2007, 11:52 AM
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HOT NEWS
Paris Hilton was hospitalized after complaining that she was suffering from chronic pain all over her body. It seemed that whenever she pointed to a part of her body, she would feel an instant shot of pain in that region. During a press conference, the Head doctor said that Paris was OK and would be released in a few hours. When asked what could it be that was ailing Paris, the doctor had this to say... "Both of her pointing fingers were broken." |
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25-04-2007, 12:15 PM
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25-04-2007, 01:49 PM
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25-04-2007, 03:31 PM
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25-04-2007, 03:39 PM
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Okay just one more:
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25-04-2007, 04:05 PM
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And now for the ultimate Paris Joke. A whole episode of South park dedicated to her. Wonderfully titled "Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset".
Here's a link : Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset |
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25-04-2007, 05:32 PM
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25-04-2007, 05:45 PM
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What do you call someone with syphilis, gonorrhoea and aids?
An incurable romantic (Naughty  , I know!! but I have heard it told loads of times)nodisharmony 
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25-04-2007, 06:21 PM
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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That's bad Nick..
And, I have to say that the centipede joke is muh favourite one so far. The stupid ones are indeed the best.. 
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19-06-2007, 06:53 PM
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A man drives into the back of a dwarf's car, the dwarf gets out and say he's not happy, the man replies with which one are you then?
Yo momma is so fat that when she went out in her grey tracksuit and the alarm went off on her watch, the people behind her though a heavy goods lorry was about to reverse .How do you kill off a circus? Go for the juggler. |
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19-06-2007, 07:10 PM
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Sorry please don't be offended british people:
Why english people throw the butter by the window ? because...butter-fly...butterfly lol 
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19-06-2007, 08:07 PM
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