[waterhog]

shazia mirza hampstead heath pond date 26.07.17

i am going to bat clever
to show this lady i am fond
would not dream of removing my feather
only for shazia in the black pond.
i will need persuasion
a bit of leading
this duck to water is no invasion
making shazia laugh is my return feeding.
looking forward to the pond saddle
in all the algae and gunk
will i regret going for this paddle
will getting back to nature funk.
swim or sink
first date leaves eager keen and fond
if i was normal i would suggest a drink
but i am cheap like shazia so lets swim in the free pond.

http://www.shazia-mirza.com/

the question is - would you go for a swim on hampstead heath ponds ?