[waterhog]

a correct summary about the 15 - you decide ? 02.08.17

tuesday was a bender
i really am as happy as larry
acting award goes to no eastender
back to drama school goes barry.
sarah was second to join
a great reception from the crowd
pure steak that is sirloin
looking forward to this girl getting loud.
playboy no1 was third
lady's and eye lashes will filter
sam from chelsea arrogant is my word
did not like you fearing being runt of the liter.
number four is taunted
with past house mates is alliance
derek no's this house is haunted
but will BB accept his search for guidance.
the fifth is about underhand
to get the money she might well rob
intrigued and marissa i want to understand
she can join the highgate mob.
your mind won't boogle
tv knowledge but will it come in handy
our screens we can now all google
everything but the dress went well for sandi.
number 7 was a lad
reality tv is a no sin
bored already of chad
more money equals more girls equals a no win.
helen has no filter button
8th in is going to be outrageous
keep the bar open and don't be mutton
she is going to be absolutely fabulous.
number nine looks like "creed" aventus
being center of attention is karthik
never heard of big k or seen the apprentice
no way is he making CBB sick.
number 10 is ironic
the name will come in handy
pain from housewives is not chronic
drinking is not a problem but i will have a solution with brandi.
one more reality star
yet again more boredom
a disappointment i predict will scar
can the surprise come from jordan.
number 12 was flannel
trisha was like a 4 sided virtual cube
not going to visit her channel
praise for 1 billion views on youtube.
unlucky for some is thirteen
but jemma will cause conundrums
dating app for tattooed gets no green
but yes from ????? teeth and tantrums.
second from last is amelia
is she a plus or a sub-tractor
if i watched this show i would need a healer
sorry i missed you on xfactor.
last in was paul
over them all please scan
hes been to every reality tv school
CBB went down like a good curry and a bread danan.

[rionablue]

I dont know half of the celebs
But Im off on hols so its just as well
I know for A listers they'd have to pay
Alot of money so its ok
If they scrape the barrell for the vain and unknown
Or celeb bb could not be shown
If they havent signings it they would scrap
If Im honest I'd be ok with that
In a way I'm glad I'm not that bothered
Cos when I'm on hols I'd really rather
Go out and enjoy the sand and sea
And not be glued to the tv
Barry from Eastenders is in there
Meh I really do not care
Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud
She might have fans in the launch night crowd
Sam the pretty boy I havent a clue
Who the Hell he is Im telling you
Derek yeah he's one I kinda know
But I think a bore on the BB show
Marisa very pretty no doubt
But now she's up she'll be first one out
Sandy well gogglebox I like
All in all she could be alright
Chad has such a stupid name
And I've NO IDEA how he found fame
Helen again I've seen before
She could be funny or could be a bore
Kartik on the apprentice was so funny
I kinda like him hes worth the money
Brandi not a clue who she is
Dont think she's worth what her fee is
Jordan cocky and on first impression
In the BB house he'll do some messing
Trisha Jesus where do I start
Dressed and trussed up like a tart
Jemma seems ok but not so sure
She might be flirty showmance assured
Amelia yeah she sure can sing
But like X factor I doubt if she can win
Paul Danan i could never stand
I dont know how people could be a fan
So there ya have it waterhog
My final poem I have now logged
Enjoy the show and all the banter
The good the bad and all the ranters
Its been fun this summer so just be good
As riona always knows you wood

Bye Bye till January

Rionablue xxx

[waterhog]

have a lovely holiday and make sure you rest and relax. already missing you .


I got a feeling zero will be my reply's on my CBB rants. maybe I will join you on a holiday. where we heading riona ? I am packed ready and waiting and I will even leave my pen and paper at home.


see ya when you come back. enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy