[waterhog]

kissing a fool ( should big brother replace blind date ? ) 14.08.17

　

i am going to poach

in the village i am the comedian

not as many as big ken ie william roache

not coming like a chameleon.

fed up of the romance

its all beyond fake

we all need to take a stance

its as worthy as jeremy kyle or rikki lake.

chad is a plonker

even if his ripples stain

100% sarah is getting no wonk-er

so close to pleasure is pain

.sam is gentle

a man with respect

CBB is no dating rental

its not politically correct.

please don't plaster

CBB must not hit a wall

listen to a reality tv master

2 weeks left don't leave us kissing a fool.

　

( this will eventually sound from the best village in the world. r.i.p george https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8HKAw9JAFY )

[ebandit]

...why can't I get to kiss jemma.............

Mark L

.....I know she would tell me to feck right off............rock on jemma