[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 19:
-Rachel only showed up to make one nomination and it was ON POINT about how Luke is smarmy as fuuuuuuuuck trying to run around from group to group not to get to know people but only to gather information and something is just not right about him

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 20:
-Rachel and Kat were the only two people who wanted to use their last token to free Rex and Mo from jail nicer than me bc I'd let those two ****ers rot...x
-and then she's telling Dennis about how she dropped so much weight from being a size 16, queen of weight loss and living a healthy lifestyle!
-omg and then she was the FIRST person who Mario declared should be part of the band for the treadmill music video shopping task, what an honor
-lmao and then she got hurt just by sliding across the treadmill I actually laughed real hard bc she was screaming her lungs out for... a scraped and bloody finger? wishing her a speedy recovery though!! (yes I know this happened nearly a decade ago but I'm living in the moment)
-omg and she was so gutted to be taken out of the task, I feel her pain

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 21:
-a UTR episode for Rachel but she gave a really cute DR about how she has so much faith in Rex taking her place in the music video how he's doing an amazing job (he wasn't, so kind of her to lie ) and she never doubted him and they'll all have something great to look back on. Queen of positivity!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 22:
-very UTR episode for Rachel bc it was spitgate but she was super sweet in trying to act like Rex didn't do it on purpose, telling Rachel that she can't even notice anything and she's sure she can get the painting fixed after the show, and that things were getting out of control bc people got riled up and started to use the fight to lash out on people they already were having growing issues with. She played the role of the neutral diplomat well!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 23:
-another episode that Rachel was not part of bc it was the aftermath of Spitgate BUT we could see her trying to tell Jennifer to relax when she immediately went "YEAH WELL LET’S HOPE JUSTICE IS SERVED, YEAH? LET’S HOPE MOHAMED GOES! *furiously points in his direction*"

[Macie Lightfoot]

DR Uncut:
-Rachel finally got a DR! She was *NOT* surprised about the Dale/Rex thing and she thinks the comments Sylvia is making about her are rather childish and petty and immature and she's more annoyed that it's bringing the atmosphere down than that they said anything about her. What a selfless woman, more concerned about other than herself

[Greg!]

Absolutely loving this thread, Rachel is a big brother legend! I'd put that Aisleyne gif here if I could find it.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 24:
-oh lovely, perfect when an episode starts off with Luke and Jennifer talking about how Rachel and Kathreya are FAKE and surely Rachel has A DARK SIDE
-and theeeeen that turns into an awful awful AWFUL Luke DR (as if there are any other kind of Luke DRs, who am I kidding) about how Rachel is A POLITICIAN because... she wanted the house to have a slumber party tonight? and therefore she SITS ON THE FENCE?
-and theeeeeeeen Luke lays into Kat bc he just KNOWS that she'll tell Rachel that he stole the lemonade like a hypocrite and then Rachel will tell people and then everyone will know, all while Kat is just like "we don't talk about people O_O" and he was just like YA SURE KAT KEEP TELLIN ME THAT
-yup, it's still going! Jennifer and Bex are bitching now because... Rachel made a face like three nights ago when Bex said something? and Luke's mad bc she asked Rex how he baked Kat's token cookie and what ingredients he used? like these people are ****ing reaching like no other and grasping for any goddamn straw in a ten mile radius
-it's okay though, Rachel's final moment of the episode was her SITTING ON THE FENCE, and by that I mean calmly but firmly owning Bex and Jennifer. She told them that they're allowed to be upset about things but not wanting a happy house is obviously going to **** with everyone, and it's fine if they don't like Rex but they should just not talk to him and not talk about him in the Bathroom while he is within earshot, just talk about him in the DR where they have privacy. Jennifer played ****ing dumb despite having a full audience in the bathroom and Rachel was just like "ummm instead of going to the bathroom to. talk about him just go to the DR "
-and then Rachel *did* get some P-SPV at the end of the episode with Mario talking about how she's very articulate and she can hold her own and he really underestimated her
-oh ya and Rachel also did a good job talking to Kat after all the Jenn/Bex **** and coming up with a plan to tone down the happy happy hou around them but to not let their negativity ruin their time

god what a great breakout episode after nearly two weeks of being a tertiary character at best and the queen stays queen, adios!

[Macie Lightfoot]

DR Uncut:
-Rachel is so thankful that they got GRAPES on their shopping budget bc they're like cigarettes to her and they're her best friend
-wtf and then we cut to Rachel telling Mohamed that she loves him AS A BROTHER and her boyfriend wouldn't be happy if she didn't clarify that... Mohamed is just all O_O the whole time but he clearly did something for her to feel the need to clarify lmfao
-alol and then Rachel's so cute when Darnell gets to take someone out on a date and Mikey's asking why it wasn't him and Darnell says it bc he doesn't put out. Rachel tells him that a girl who doesn't put out is even worth it MORE bc of it queen of feminism
-omg and then Rachel goes to the DR *again* and thanks them for the grapes and warns BB to not play Hanson bc Bex said she would get her tits out and play with her nipples and **** with strawberries Rachel's so mortified for her bc she thinks Bex would regret it and a lot of children would be disturbed as well queen of shade
-alol and then Rachel is in the DR while Kat, Rex, Mo, and Darnell sing the B-Block Anthem (Na Na Na You Can't Mess With Us) and she looks mortified all O_O
-and then during the topiary task Rachel and Bex found a nest with an egg in it and brought it to the DR, what a humanitarian!
-oh good, more Luke talking about Rachel's DARK SIDE because she... thought her cup of water was disgusting and threw it out? and Luke took it as shade towards him bc he's insecure af?
-hmm and it's the end of the episode and Rachel is SITTING ON THE FENCE again... jk she's getting a DR about how she can't live in a house where people are bitching about others and she doesn't want to be a bystander who lets it happen, and she doesn't want to get involved with things that don't have to do with her but she doesn't want the house to turn into a negative house and it's pathetic how they think Kat's being fake and they're attacking her just bc she sings and enjoys herself rather than bitching about people like they'd rather have her do

omg and what a DR Uncut breakout for the queen too!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 25:
-Rachel had a very solid DR to open up the episode about how she's willing to be civil with Jennifer and Bex bc why not, but it's hypocritical of Jenn to want her to open up more bc she's the girl who wouldn't play truth or dare in the first week bc it was against her morals or whatever. Rachel also talked about how she doesn't want to open up about everything in her life bc everyone's had bad things happen to them so she doesn't want to play the sympathy card just to get people to like her

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 26:
-UTR episode for Rachel, all that happened was she received THREE nominations for all the **** that Luke poisoned Jennifer and Bex's ears with about her DARK SIDE and being FAKE and THE WALTONS (take a ****ing shot every time Jennifer uses this comparison, good lord)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 27:
-Rachel and Kat as the two-headed llama HAPPY HAPPY HOW HAPPY HOW
-k and then we just have Jennifer complaining about how Rachel and Kat are hugging and comforting each other when they’re not even nominated and Mario telling Luke how she’s a DRAMA TEACHER who switches her smile on and off #yawn

[Macie Lightfoot]

Also just want to report that there's some fugly Craig Coates lookalike on Big Mouth saying that Rachel is the most boring HM *EVER* and then some blonde wench saying she's clinging to Kat's personality bc she hasn't got one it's a good 50-50 split though between Rachel slaggers and Rachel defenders though!

[Headie]

Can we have the occasional Lisa update as well

[Macie Lightfoot]

Lisa's actually pretty UTR in the opening few weeks sadly! She is starting to come into form though with her random stories about her modeling career and TV appearances where she's jumping out of speedboats onto helicopter ladders and her days as a nightclub bouncer and how she was CONVINCED that she caught myxomatosis from her rabbit when it was really just a cold.

Day 28:
-yup, more bitching about how Rachel is the DULLEST person Rebecca's ever met in her life
-and then the last third of the episode is Kat running off and sobbing hysterically bc of a Rex and Bex fight and Rachel was such a good friend being by Kat's side to comfort her and make sure she was okay everyone needs a friend like Rachel Rice in their life

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 29:
-k so Rex is describing in graphic detail how bad Rachel's bowel movements are bc she always does them in B-Block, how charming
-aaaand Mario is talking about how she's fake bc she's from Wales and knows rugby or something? and she claims to run five miles a day either every day or three days a week but she sweats really easily just from walking laps in the garden? YAWN
-k and then Jennifer talked in her eviction interview about how Rachel was embarrassed to fart and therefore she is SUSPICIOUS like what on earth are these idiots on

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 30:
-oh perfect, Rachel's one scene was her talking about her grape addiction and Rebecca just rolling her eyes afterwards and Luke calling her A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR and AN ALCOHOLIC someone please just put him down why do I have four more weeks of him?!?!

[Macie Lightfoot]

DR Uncut:
-ooh we got a cute DR of Kat and Rachel as the two-headed llama ripping their costume and then another cute one of Kat tattling on Rachel for being naughty talking about putting chocolate on balls while they were cooking and giving the inflatable crocodile a blow job QUEEN of sexual innuendos amirite
-and WEBECCA claims that Rachel is one of the reasons she needs cigarettes and compares her to bloody Rex and Mohamed, give me a break woman!
-and then Rachel is doing an AMAZING job of comforting Kat after that Rex/Bex fight that made her cry and everyone thought was ridiculous, and then Rebecca comes out being a low cow and Rachel asks if she's had another drink queen of shade......x
-and then Mario and Luke have a DR about how Rachel is DAFT AND THICK enough to be the only one sucked in OF COURSE and the two of them and Dale are screaming their asses off bc she told Mikey he looked lovely after he shaved his eyebrows off, which tbh just makes me like Rachel more?

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 31:
-Rachel's only scene was when she, Sara, Belinda, Lisa, and Maysoon tried to ~levitate~ Kat and failed like three times

[Macie Lightfoot]

DR Uncut:
-Rachel DR about how her position in the house is ~the teacher~ and that's definitely a flaw that irritates people, and she keeps her opinions to herself bc she could be totally wrong and it's only her judgment and it wouldn't be fair to turn people against each other, which is... what a normal human being does??? And then she's clocking Luke now for thriving off of the drama and running back and forth between groups
-Rachel sending Stuart into a tailspin by telling him that he comes across like he loves himself so much for sitting on the fence!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 33:
-Rachel moved into B-Block and she also helped Mohamed with advice~ on how to get closer to Maysoon. That was about it!
-oh and she also got two noms that weren't shown, but Rebecca's hated her this whole time and she just told Stuart how vain he is like two days ago so I'm sure the reasons were predictable

btw this is going to be moving a LOT slower now that the school year is starting up again sooooo my goal that sounds ridiculous but might not even happen is that I finish this before 2018!

[Macie Lightfoot]

finally got my life back together and am ready to continue with this!!

Day 34:
-alol Rachel's only moment was comforting Mikey and encouraging him to say something to Belinda when he got annoyed that she was going on and on about they need a more in-depth tutorial on how to play the drums because Mikey is BLIND. And she was also a good spokesperson when Mikey did bring it up to Belinda, saying how when it comes to tasks Mikey is EQUAL with them and he has no problem speaking up when he does need some extra assistance
-the only other Rachel Thing was how Luke wouldn't shut the **** UP about how she and Kathreya jumped ship to B-Block and now B-BLOCK IS FIRING SHOTS AT THE LUXURY BEDROOM AND THEY ARE ALMOST OUT OF AMMO wow if only I cared x

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 35:
-Rachel had a nice chat with Lisa about how even though the Irish dance task is impossible it's not okay that people are giving up so easily, and she'll accept failure but she won't accept not trying. QUEEN of positivity!!!
-and then she has a kind of obnoxious DR about the CONSPIWACY THEOWY (/Luke) that the intruders are a twist, but she also admitted that if she's wrong then she can laugh about it because she's in the Big Brother House and you're supposed to be wrong about a lot of things, which is more humility than I'm pretty sure Luke has ever shown in his life!

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 36:
-oh good, immediately we get an opening scene about how it's a FACT that Rachel drinks alcohol like a fish outside of the house and she is LYING about being a nondrinker (I'm sooooo ready for Mario to go and ugh how do we have three more weeks of Luke jfc)
-hope Mario feels like **** bc Rachel got a DR about how she'll be sad if he follows through with what he's saying about speaking some home truths if he's evicted bc she'll be disappointed since she actually likes him a lot
-and then Rachel's crying about this to Kat and how everyone doubts who you are in this house even though you know who you are and your family and friends know who you are, and I think this is the first instance of Kat talking about people BREAKING HER HEAHT
-oh good, more Luke and Webecca talk about how Rachel will SCREW EVERYONE OVER FOR THE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUND CHEQUE
-aaaaaand to top it all off we get the first documented instance of "Let's ask Rachel ****ing asinine questions and yell at her for sitting on the fence when she doesn't want to answer bc she thinks the questions are stupid and she actually has some social intelligence." Today's question was which intruder she likes the most and she's just like " there are things I like about all of them and the things I don't like about them, I'm thinking and hoping they're only being exacerbated bc they're on a secret mission" which is a perfectly ****ing reasonable answer if you ask me.

I still need to watch Mario's eviction interview so maybe I'll edit this if Rachel gets mentioned stay tuned x

edit:
-the only thing to add was how Mario was so sure that Rachel nominated her and Davina had fun pointing out that she LOVED him and couldn't understand why he randomly disliked her I've realized lately that Davina actually kinda sucks a lot of the time but this was an admittedly good moment.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Day 37:
-Rachel helping Mikey find his lost ring QUEEN of hide-and-go-seek
-lmao and then I already highlighted this in another thread but as soon as Mario got evicted Lisa goes off to Rachel about how Mario was evicted for speaking his mind and it's a shame that there are some people still here who sit on the fence. Rachel immediately goes "yeah well Lisa I sit on the fence but I'm the first to admit it because that's part of who I am "
-and then Rachel has a good DR where she's all sad and upset bc she feels betrayed and hurt since she really liked Lisa and Mario and had nothing bad to say about them but then all the **** that happened with Mario's home truths that never happened and Lisa making a dig at her
-and then, showing that Rachel actually doesn't sit on the fence, she went and confronted Lisa and told her exactly how she felt and why she's upset? Only to end it by telling Lisa that Mario actually sat on the fence since he never told her why he didn't like her Lisa was SEETHING omg her face was a thing of beauty
-and then ****ing REX is all "WHY DO YOU KEEP APOLOGIZING TO LISA I HEARD TWENTY-FIVE SORRYS" and Rachel was just calmly like "I didn't apologize, we were talking things out because I told her how I felt about things and she told me how she felt about things and that's how you sort out differences with people you'll see what it's about when you leave the house "