[Mark]

Written by ROB

P: Have you cleaned it all off now babe?
Is it on your clean top?

H: Yeah!

P: Sorry about grabbing your..

H: Don't worry about it Mr Clarke!

P: I didn't even know I'd done it!

H: That's a shame, cos I've got nice boobs haven't I? You said they were nice!

P: Absolutely!

H: You know Paul, there's still a Cornetto at the bottom of the freezer!

P: Is there?

H: Shall we get it?

P: That would be hilarious!

H: Then you can lick all the chopped nuts out of my tummy button!

P: Don't Babe!

H: And brush the bits of wafer from my bra!

P: Helen, stop it, you're a nightmare!

H: Why am I a nightmare?

P: (Shakes his head) You just are!

H: Do you think the others suspect anything?

P: Yeah! I think they might!

H: No they don't!

P: Alright then, they don't!

H: So if I go and talk about something really interesting with the other
three, will you get the Cornetto?

P: I certainly will!

H: See you in the hut in 3 minutes?

P: Yeahhh!

Three mins later Paul saunters casually towards the den, clasping a
Cornetto under his rolled up T-shirt. Helen skips cheerfully over to join him.

H: Do you think they noticed?

P: No, babe, it was a piece of cake!

H: Aaaaw, there'll be crumbs Paul, I'd rather just have had an ice-cream!

P: Helen, just come in and shut the door!

Elizabeth, Dean and Brian look at he closing door of the den.....

E: It's so pathetic! Who do they think they are fooling?

B: Do you think this time they'll finally get on with it?

I really hope so, I can't stand much more of this!

E: I couldn't even contemplate being intimate with someone with whom I didn't a deep and meaningful relationship could you?

B: God, No!

They're so immature!

E: I suppose it's a very basic and primeval way to respond to stress. Thank goodness we can operate on a higher plane! Backgammon anyone?

B: Herbal remedy Dean?

Please!

Meanwhile, back in the hut........

P: I feel a bit sick H. Did you have to smear the whole thing everywhere!

H: Well I can't eat it all Paul, my dress, I've got to get into it!

P: OK, well, can't we just wash it off?

H: It's chocolate Paul, they'll see it!

P: If you say so H!

H: Lush!

Later:

P: Well, H, we actually did it!

H: Oh Paul, I thought we'd never manage it in yere!

P: We did though mate! Did you like it?

H: It was fan-bloody-tastic, it was lush, it was ...words fail me! I LLLLOOOOVED it!

P: You did?

H: Oh, Paul - it was breath-taking!

P: It was pretty amazing wasn't it?

H: Yeaaah!

P: Was it better than....?

H: Oh GOD YEEEAAAHH!

P: Cool!

H: Best EVER Mr Clarke! Oh Paul, what I want to know is, do you think when we get out of here you'll regret it?

P: Let's get one thing straight - I won't regret it, I definitely won't regret it!

H: I know I won't!

P: Do you think they know?

H: Who?

P: You know - them in there!

H: They will do, when we get out of here!

P: Oh God!

H: The crew do, they know!

P: And the whole bloody country!

H: What do you think our mums will think?

P: And my nan!

H: Oh Paul, it was just a Cornetto!

P: I know H, but it's the principal!

H: I thought it was a choc'n'nut!

P: My mum says chocolate's better than sex anyway!

H: Really? Well there aren't any left now.

P: Well, you're not still hungry are you?

H: RAVENOUS Paul!

P: Oh - my – GOD!

[Maggie]

The're all really funny ROB how about some more you talented lady I can just hear them saying those words

[Mairi]

ROB, I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are AMAZING!!!!!!!!!



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