[Macie Lightfoot]

88. Scott Mason (BB13 - 7th Place)



I know some people like LemonJam absolutely looooove Scott but sorry, he does next to nothing for me and I don't think he should really be close to the top 100, let alone in the top 90! BB13 is really a dark horse for my fave series and I should rewatch it one day bc it's spectacular, but in a series of Insiders and Outsiders, Scott was floating along in the middle caught up in that weird Caroline/Becky/Scott vortex that I surprisingly have little to say about. I feel like many people hold Scott in high regard for calling Aaron a DISGUSTING RAPSCALLION and lashing out at him, but that was like a split second moment and Scott was a pre-final boot soooo that's a small pebble, not a big rock, ya know?

*My* personal fave Scott moment was the fact that despite being an inoffensive gay floater (a knock off Tom O'Connell, if you will), not only did he not even make it to the final, but he got beat by like 0.4% in a double eviction by ASHLEIGH HUGHES, who looks like a CGI extra from DreamWorks Animation's Flushed Away and that's more of an Ashleigh thing than a Scott thing sooooo sorry Scott!

[Black Dagger]

Honestly state of this round.

Save Lesley and cut David.

[Macie Lightfoot]

State of your pick hun.....x

[Black Dagger]

NANOO NANOO OFF MACIE. GO EAT ANOTHER PIZZA x

[LemonJam]

A sickening round of nominations tbh.

[reece(:]

Lesley Brain is a legend, Lucas did good

[Macie Lightfoot]

Youtube video

the soundtrack to the murder that took place on Page 61, Post #1502.

[Shaun]

Cal is left with Eileen and Jon!

I'm working away tonight so won't back on until tomorrow evening some time, so should be a little less demanding with emoticons. That said, no slacking!

[Cal.]

Save Jon (?), cut Eileen

[Shaun]

(no?)

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Robert.

Save Imran Cut Benedict

89. Benedict Garrett


I actually quite like Benedict. But given the choices I had combined with us reaching near the finale point, it probably is for the best that a somewhat charming early evictee leaves at this time, unless of course your name is Imran. Anyway he was pretty funny and down-to-earth in his recollections of articulate porn stories and seemed fairly mature and adept to his surroundings unlike most of the rest of the cast. He also had a great descent into insanity that I can't seem to recall since he wasn't that focused on, but i dunno it involved something of messing with Luke S's food or something like that. Then he left the house carrying a chair and it was one of the best evictions. So all in all not a bad housemate by any means but we're reaching near the end and it's about time I cull the ones I only have slight appreciation to.

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[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Jon (?), cut Eileen

what on earth

[Jake.]

90th: Nick Bateman


"It's only a gameshow!" read Nasty Nick's UBB launch night t-shirt. After being the only ever housemate to be ejected and then be asked back again, you'd have thought he'd have put a bit more effort in.

Nick did pretty well in UBB and although a few of his housemates were dubious, he reached the finale. The same can't be said for BB1. The public hated him, despite managing to convince his housemates he was nice as pie. Turning other housemates against eachother and making up pretty awful lies (such as his wife "dying" in a car accident) meant he didn't actually receive a single nomination. He could have carried on coasting through had it not been for him being tipped off to producers by his housemates (namely Craig) for plotting/scheming. He'd been scribbling down names with a pen and some paper he'd managed to sneak in and even went as far as telling Melanie who he saw being evicted each week "in a dream" he'd had. It was all very calculated and clever, but not clever enough.

Nick is clearly a BB icon and deserves to be this high up in the rankdown, but there are too many housemates I love (whereas with Nick, I probably wouldn't even use the word "like").

[Macie Lightfoot]

This entire round feels like a personal attack.

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Save Sree axe Rachel

Don't really know why I cut Rachel tbh. I liked her, she was a good housemate. Anyway, I must do a write-up for her. Rachel is either known as a boring fence-sitter or a likeable, fun person who stood up for herself and her friends. For me, she falls under the latter. Yes, her VT was exaggerated, but whose isn't? Her relationship with Mikey and Kat was nice, and all in all she was a deserving winner. Suppose I cut her out of retaliation for Mo being eliminated? Welp. But yeah, a good housemate who was kicked out of this game just for the sake of it. Hehe oop

[Cal.]

My write up will be done as soon as I sit down after work this evening.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Honestly state of this round.

Save Lesley and cut David.

David Ramsden

NANUUU NANUUU NANNUUU NANNUUUU. Just a noisy, cretinous tedious turd of a human being and his best friend in the house was Lisa ****ing Wallace so that should tell you all you need to know about his taste in people, absolute state, plus when I put his name in Google then I got a picture of Charlie as well looking for a picture and if Charlie was found hanging from a tree then I suppose life would be alright I guess wouldn't it. Back to David, he gagged on some stinking bishop and got called a fat **** by Marcus and well that was really about it, he's got to the top 100 and well really it's about 50 places too high. Goodbye and good night.

[Babayaro.]

Ffffff

[Babayaro.]

Inb4 Macie tells us if you go to any bar you would hear someone call someone a fat ****

[Shaun]

Just need Riley's and Cal's writeups (and my own)!

[Jason.]

Not me submitting my write-up first while Shaun still hasn't

What kind of role reversal

[Macie Lightfoot]

That Marcus Akin really is the epitome of creative put-downs, it's true.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Anyway, me during Round 25:

Youtube video

[Cal.]

Eileen Daly



I expected me cutting Eileen to be met with shock and outrage but I really didn't like her that much. The only good thing I can remember about her is the way she ate that biscuit and when she was a bit weird when she did that performance on BOTS. Anyway Eileen was the series' token oldie but there was a twist: she was actually really cookie. The public didn't really take to Eileen but the producers seemed to love her and they decided they'd rather save her and Jade over Amy & Sally, Harriet and Sarah which I don't really get the logic in it all but hey it's Channel 5 and none of their decisions have made sense. She ended up clashing with Simon when he re-entered the house and he said she didn't deserve her place in the house because she's lived half of her life, despite the fact he was 3 years younger than her or something? Following this, Eileen ended up facing eviction in one of the only (if not the only) head to head eviction since 2011 against Joel Williams and even though he's an absolute horror of a person, she ended up receiving the most votes and going home. That's all I can write about her really. Oh and she makes weird horror films on YouTube with her husband.

[Macie Lightfoot]

well Harriet and Sarah suck so maybe that's part of the logic?