[Wizard.]

TiBB's Writing Annual Talent Competition

Hello and welcome to the first ever TWAT competition! This contest has arrived to give those who enjoy creative writing a chance to compete with others,
or for people completely new to have a go and try writing something for themselves (this sub-forum also needs a bit of traffic so I had to have an attention-seeking title ).

I'd like to say thanks to Andy BigBro for inspiring me to create this contest due to his excellent Avatar Competition.

How does it work?

- There will be three catagories that you can submit your piece of writing to:
Short Story, Poems and Songs.
- After the deadline passes, there will be three heats of the competition where the public will vote for a winner out of each category.
- Once there is a winner from each category there will be a winner decided by the public and the author will be crowned TWAT 2017 winner! (There will also be an award for the winner which will be revealed shortly).

Rules

1. Each member can only submit one entry into each category (so three in total).
2. Each entry must be headed with which category you are submitting it under.
3. Creativity is open to interpretation but obviously a song has to have verses and a chorus, a poem can be any type of poem as long as it has a poem structure, and a short story can be anything from a narrative piece to a script for a new TV Show!
4. Each entry you submit must be your own work. No plagiarism!
5. There is no minimum word count for each entry, but obviously submitting something with three words in it isn't going to wow the public. The maximum word count is 2,000 words.
6. The deadline for submitting entries is Sunday December 31st 2017. This gives you just over two months to submit, so no entries will be accepted after this date.


There is no theme for the first competition so just let those creative juices flow and see what you can come up with! Feel free to submit as many entries as you like down below as long as you make clear what your final submissions for each category will be before the deadline. Have fun and if you have any questions just ask away!

[Wizard.]

*Just to make it clear, say if you're writing a script for a TV show it can be for an existing TV show say Eastenders, as long as it is a totally new concept and never been done before.

[Wizard.]

Category - Song

Hell Here

There’s an epidemic sweeping through our nation
I didn’t know before cause I was stuck in my own station
But then I
Went to a party and as I walked through the back roads
I
Saw everyone dancing and laughing in the white snow

I said, you need to stop
I said you all need to stop,
I don’t know what’s going on but you all need to stop
Cause this can’t carry on
You’ll be doing it on your own
In your bedroom with the lights off when the party’s all gone

Neon signs,
Cocaine lines,
Hello there, it’s hell here
Hello there, it’s hell here
Rosé wine,
Your light shines
But it’s hell here,
Take me home cause it’s hell here
Oh it’s hell here

I dread going to class and as I walk there,
I feel all eyes are on me as they stop talking and just stare,
I know they think of last night and I know they think I’m crazy ,
But I’m the only one who doesn’t feel the need to get hazy

They need to stop,
They all need to stop,
I know that they’re addicted but they all need to stop,
Cause this can’t carry on
They’ll be doing it on their own
In their bedrooms with the lights off when the party’s all gone

Neon signs,
Cocaine lines,
Hello there, it’s hell here
Hello there, it’s hell here,
Rose wine,
Think they’re fine,
But it’s hell here,
Take me home cause it’s hell here
Oh it’s hell here,
Oh it’s hell here,

Stand back, stand back
I know that you think you’re alright, jack
But this will not end well for you
You don’t need to be a psychic to tell you that

It’s hell here,
Oh it’s hell here,
You think you’re in heaven
It’s the fear,
You think you’re good so take it to the next gear
Hello there, it’s hell here
Hello there it’s hell here
Oh it’s hell here
Oh it’s hell here
Oh it's hell here
Oh oh oh it's hell here..

[RileyH]

I'll have to get thinking then

Love the title btw

[Ant.]

-rings up the English examiners- "hi can you send me a copy of the story I wrote?... Yeah, my candidate number is... [BEEP].... yeah the one about sugar daddies... what?!?! you can only send me it by February 2018?! Useless ****heads!"- -slams phone-

Guess I'm gonna have to write a new story from scratch!

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

I'll have to get thinking then

Love the title btw

Thanks

Originally Posted by Lilbro

-rings up the English examiners- "hi can you send me a copy of the story I wrote?... Yeah, my candidate number is... [BEEP].... yeah the one about sugar daddies... what?!?! you can only send me it by February 2018?! Useless ****heads!"- -slams phone-

Guess I'm gonna have to write a new story from scratch!

Looks like you have the beginning of a story right there

[Withano]

You should win for the title of the award alone

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Withano

You should win for the title of the award alone

Well with everyone on here being one I had to find a way to crown the biggest one.

[Wizard.]

If you’re a night owl you could always get writing!

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

If you’re a night owl you could always get writing!

Excuse you I have 2 months! Don't rush my art

[Marsh.]

*writes the S.CU.M. manifesto (Society for Cutting Up Men)*

[Marsh.]

Rob to submit his amazon book series and snatch the award?

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Rob to submit his amazon book series and snatch the award?

That should not be allowed

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

That should not be allowed

THeres a word limit anyway

[Jamie89]

Great idea I'm not sure if I'll take part but I'll look forward to reading the entries!

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Great idea I'm not sure if I'll take part but I'll look forward to reading the entries!

Thanks! Just write a Haiku or something if you’re short on time

[Wizard.]

Bump

[Wizard.]

Bump

[Wizard.]

Bump

[Nicky91]

ooh this might be something for me, cause i am a twat sometimes


but seriously, what is this game?

[Nicky91]

Annoying Bop

there's gonna be one hell of an annoying bop

annoying bop

will it be a flop

or will it shoot straight to the top

annoyin bop

annoyin bop

Flip Flap Flop

Tip Tap Top

Put Your Hands in the Air

Nicky's tantrums will give you a big scare

Tip Tap Top

Tip Tap Top

annoying bop

annoyin bop

gonna be a flip flap flop

or shoot straight to the top

Nicky besties with Riley

but has a big fat crush on Amy

He likes all the girls, so many does he fancy

annoyin bop

annoyin bop

shoot straight to the top

or be a flip flap flop

do i hear the gong

must mean one thing, that's the end of this song

[Wizard.]

Thank Nicky

[Nicky91]

yeah you're welcome, it's the truth you are a good friend

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

Annoying Bop

there's gonna be one hell of an annoying bop

annoying bop

will it be a flop

or will it shoot straight to the top

annoyin bop

annoyin bop

Flip Flap Flop

Tip Tap Top

Put Your Hands in the Air

Nicky's tantrums will give you a big scare

Tip Tap Top

Tip Tap Top

annoying bop

annoyin bop

gonna be a flip flap flop

or shoot straight to the top

Nicky besties with Riley

but has a big fat crush on Amy

He likes all the girls, so many does he fancy

annoyin bop

annoyin bop

shoot straight to the top

or be a flip flap flop

do i hear the gong

must mean one thing, that's the end of this song

This is genius I LOVE it!

[Wizard.]

Nicky besties with Riley

but has a big fat crush on Amy

He likes all the girls, so many does he fancy

When will Nicki Minaj's verse on Bang Bang?