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britons bend rules in game of life - metro news 01.11.17

　

every week day is sweet

never any frown

it's the only station with no cheat

as long as i get my metro at kentish town.

with this peace is optimism

pushing up standards that are dyer

to say i am highgates poet gets criticism

straight away labeled a cheating liar.

exams did not have peeking

all those who confessed i point shame

paying 10G to the exam board won't have leaking

being conniving is this game.

the pub quiz does boogle

it provides a night of free larger

sitting at back and phone on google

winning through fraud is no saga.

onto kissing

it's not about betrayal

the prostitute had no contract missing

that's why those lips had no cheating derail.

　

could not find the original article from metro tues 31 oct edition but found this similar one from sun paper. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/479891...ion-of-cheats/