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don't tell the bride - thisislocallondon.co.uk news flash 19.12.17
　
never heard of the show
thisislocallondon was my score
so much easier then a back street blow
this way of marriage has no flaw.
starting off life minted
not even a wallet sting
lets not make it about money stinted
true love equals no need for a ring.
to secure her quality
work is the way and grind
she will understand why no solitary
13G times 2 will help unwind.
wife no3 is easy
well into the swing
so easy is the flannel and cheesy
39G but not feeling bling.
no4 was a double
let me explain don't grin
going twice into the same bubble
so lucky to fall in love with each twin.
the sixth one was tricky
78G had baggage
not understanding english got sticky
i had to show the pound was the love language.
straight into heaven
91G and 1 wife left to gain
actually quite cute was seven
no regret for the pain.
icing was number eight
got my house done legally and no mist
can not wait to leave highgate
not wanted for poetry but for being a bigamist.
　
　
　
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