[Mrluvaluva]

From The Sun

PARIS HILTON and “living like a nun” are two things I never thought I’d put in the same sentence.

But that’s what the heirhead is promising to do in order to avoid a prison sentence for driving while banned.

The star, best known for drunken nights out and sex videos, is claiming her wildchild days are behind her.

I’m sure the new leaf she has turned over will last about as long as her ill-fated attempts at imposing a sex “ban” on herself last year, but I’m willing to hear her out.

The first step for the new, improved Paris was to tone down her dress.

Out is the multicoloured clubbing clobber and short skirts teamed with no knickers — and in is virginal white to make her look like an angel.

She has told pals that she is quitting boozing, cutting back on shopping and no longer racing around in luxury cars.

Paris — who is set to begin a 45-day jail stretch in 22 days’ time — has been spotted regularly with her personal trainer and learning self-defence to face inmates who have threatened to attack her.

The final piece of the jigsaw was put in place when she went to visit dad RICK in hospital with a huge home-made birthday card.

A friend said: “Paris’s attorneys have insisted she live like a nun.

“She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail.

“They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to get her sentence reduced on appeal.

“That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She’s got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime.”

Paris is due to check into a women-only jail by June 5, where she will be handed a regulation blue jumpsuit and be forced to share communal showers with gangs of violent inmates.

I wonder how her new regime will fare faced with that lot .

[Red Moon]

Do you think the press will give up on her a bit when she is inside?

[Mrluvaluva]

Not at all. I think it may get worse.

[Ruth]

She will turn it all to her advantage when she comes out. Probably 'write' a book, talking about her prison hell, or something like that

[~Kizwiz~]

She will exploit this to her advantage like everything else.

More fame and more fans.

Sad really

[Mrluvaluva]

It is definitely going to be a big media story. If it happens. There is time yet.

[Psylocke]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Do you think the press will give up on her a bit when she is inside?

DEF not.remember when Britney went to rehab,when she couldnt defend herself the press had a field day with lies and storys.This is only the start.

[Sophii3x]

She's gone a bit odd. She now wears white all the time, when she always used to wear bright colours.

She's scared and desperate. The press are just going to get worse and worse once she's in there.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Ruth
She will turn it all to her advantage when she comes out. Probably 'write' a book, talking about her prison hell, or something like that

I agree. She'll be looking to cash in on her 'misfortune'.

[Sophii3x]

I'd love to see what you wrote Girth, but I can't see.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
I'd love to see what you wrote Girth, but I can't see.

What?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh
I agree. She'll be looking to cash in on her 'misfortune'.

I agree, more publicity = more fame

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh

What?

Soph has you on ignore sweetie

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by kizwiz

Soph has you on ignore sweetie

Oh I See now. Shame she can't keep to it. Anyway, as I've said that says more about her than it does about me. Try and keep it up Soph, I bet you fail

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
She's gone a bit odd. She now wears white all the time, when she always used to wear bright colours.

She's scared and desperate. The press are just going to get worse and worse once she's in there.

She isn't scared!! She's desperate to turn this into good publicity for herself, and sadly she will no doubt succeed. I'm amazed that people are taken in by her to be honest. What's she's doing is so transparent.

[Red Moon]

There was a poll on the Dairly Mirror website and the results so far show that 94% want her locked up while only 6% wanted her free so not that many people are taken in by her little act.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Red Moon
There was a poll on the Dairly Mirror website and the results so far show that 94% want her locked up while only 6% wanted her free so not that many people are taken in by her little act.

Nooo! Do you have a link? I'm bored so I'm going to vote like crazy! (And if you can only vote once.. proxy)

And Ruth, she must be scared. She's going to prison. God knows what they'll do to her in there.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Red Moon
There was a poll on the Dairly Mirror website and the results so far show that 94% want her locked up while only 6% wanted her free so not that many people are taken in by her little act.

That doesn't surprise me. In the real world, unlike on this forum, she's not particularly well liked.

[Sophii3x]

Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail.

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Sophii3x

Nooo! Do you have a link? I'm bored so I'm going to vote like crazy! (And if you can only vote once.. proxy)

And Ruth, she must be scared. She's going to prison. God knows what they'll do to her in there.

Well yes, she probably is scared. But there's no doubt that she is utitlising the situation and turning it to her own advantage. And still, I can't believe that people are taken in by it. Although as Red says, obviously most people aren't taken in. She's not as popular in the real world as she is on here.

It's not a case of wanting her to go to prison because they don't like her - it's a case of wanting her to pay for her crime (remember she flouted the law three times) in the same way that you or I would have to. Why should she get special treatment just because a few people like her?

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail.

I can't believe that people think she should get away with her crimes.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail.

I can't believe you are still defending her. Don't you have schoolwork to be doing or something? Sophie, come into the real world, you stupid cow.

[lily.]

Originally posted by ~~

I can't believe you are still defending her. Don't you have schoolwork to be doing or something? Sophie, come into the real world, you stupid cow.

Barry, do you really think that was necessary? Sophie was banned for insulting other members last week. You will end up in the same boat with a post like that. Harsh Barry, very harsh indeed.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by L

Barry, do you really think that was necessary? Sophie was banned for insulting other members last week. You will end up in the same boat with a post like that. Harsh Barry, very harsh indeed.

I just said what has been on my mind for sometime. Time to get it out of my system.

[lily.]

Well, if you get a warning (and a ban) then you have nobody to blame but yourself.

*and, yes, I know that's rich coming from me with my 3 warnings..