[Romantic Old Bird]

Helen pops the question

H: Paul!

P: H?

H: Did you like that Macarena I made you tonight?

P: It was Ber-linding!

H: And did you like those pancakes I made you?

P: Mate, they were pancake-tastic!

H: Were they fan-bloody-tastic?

P: There were possibly the best thing I have ever eaten!

H: Don't I take good care of you Paul Clarke?

P: You certainly do!

H: Am I the ideal girl of your dreams?

P: No!

H: Mr Clarke!

P: Yeah, yeah you are.

H: And do you think I'm super, lovely smashing?

P: Babe you are just incredible.

H: You've said on national TV that you are in love with me!

P: Yeah, and I am!

H: So what do you love most about me then?

P: You make me laugh!

H: Why?

P: Cos you do.

H: Is that all! Don't you think I'm beautiful?

P: Course I do!

H: And what else do you love about me?

P: You are completely mad!

H: Isn't there anything else? There must be something about me that you like more than anything..

P: Well, you're so much like me it's, like, really scary!

H: Mayonnaise and Chips Paul?

P: Coleslaw sandwiches mate!

H: We are just exactly the same aren't we Paul?

P: It's really weird!

H: So, will we get married then?

P: Yeah, well, when you put it like that - alright then!

H: Oooh, Paul Clarke!

P: Yeah?

H: Love you!

P: Yeah, you should do!

H: And I do do!

P: You are getting ahead of yourself now H.

H: Am I? Why?

P: You only say 'I do' when we get married

H: What do you do then?

P: I say 'I do' as well!

H: That's it then! we've both said it now, so we are married!

P: Erm, I don't think so Helen!

H: Oh Paul, it will be so LUSH!

P: What will?

H: What do you think? The wedding! Paul Clarke!

P: I hope you are not going to go mad. I am NOT wearing anything stupid.

H: No, of course not. As if I would make you do that!

P: Mmm, I know you Helen....(shudders) I just had this awful vision.

H: Did you? What was it?

P: That scene from the 'Vicar of Dibley' where that dizzy blonde girl walks down the aisle dressed as a pink tele tubbie or something, with sparklers on her head.

H: What's that got to do with me? I wouldn't do that! Is that what you think I am Paul Clarke? A dizzy little blonde?


P: No H. I think you are amazing. I love you.

H: It's about time you said that.

P: I already said it!

H: Oh, yeah, once or twice maybe. When did you say it last? Christmas?

P: Yeah, probably.

H: It was a nice Christmas though!

P: Yeah, remember when I made a present of myself?

H: You didn't cover yourself with wrapping paper though, did you Paul?

P: No, but there was a lovely bow, wan't there?

H: You are making me blush now Paul Clarke!

P: Mate, I would have thought that was impossible!

H: Why?

P: Because you are shameless!

H: I am not!

P: You what? You are, you know you are!

H: How am I shameless?

P: You seduced me!

H: I did not!

P: You did so! You took advantage of me when I was vulnerable!

H: You was looking so sad, Paul Clarke!

P: I was mate, I was.

H: And you was looking really nice.

P: Was I?

H: You was looking LUSH!

P: What did you think?

H: I thought, 'Oh, love him!'

P: Did you?

H: Mmmmm.

P: And what do you think now?

H: I think he is being an a**e!

P: Who is?

H: You is!

P: I is?

H: Oh my God! You are! You are driving me mad. I don't think I want to marry you now.

P: Fair do's! So we won't bother then.

H: OK then!

P: I suppose I might as well go out with me mates tonight.

H: Go on then, why don't you?

P: I will, I will do!

H: Right!

P: That's settled then.

H: Mmm-hmm, alright then.

P: I'm going now.

H: You said.

P: Out. I'm going out.

H: I know.

P: With my mates.

H: Right. You still here?

P: I am really going now.

H: Really go then!

P: H?

H: Yeah?

P: How am I looking now?

H: Well, I think you're looking a little bit sad Paul Clarke!

P: I am sad. Am I looking vulnerable as well?

H: Mmmm-hmmm, just a little bit.

P: What you thinking now?

H: Dunno!

P: Helen! Go, on, what are you thinking?

H: I'm thinking that you are still an a**e!

P: Is that all?

H: Yeah!

P: You sure?

H: Well.....

P: Not just a little bit of ...'love him'?

H: Oh Paul!

P: Come here H!

H: So, are we still getting married?

P: Course we are, course we are babe!

H: And can I have a lovely dress?

P: You certainly can.

H: I will look like a lady. Paul Waite will make me a beautiful dress, and I'll look FANTASTIC!

P: You will look beautiful Helen, you always do.

H: Oh Paul!

[xxxrachelxxx2045]

HELLO PAUL ASL

[Amy]

Hello Rachel! Welcome to TiBB

Happy posting!

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[xxxrachelxxx2045]

ello

[ThaGazBoi]

ello rachel

[Razmataz]

Was this post solely for asking the asl of our dear Romantic Old Bird.
erm me thinks not.

[babybay]

i know im late in posting, but thats really good ROB

I loved Helen and Paul!

[rachb]

aaw Bless you babybay better late than never
although when I saw this thread pop up again I did nearly have a heart attack as I thought it had actually happened

[BigSister]

me2 Rach but yeah I agree with babybay

[Sticks]

It has been now almost 5 years since they teamed up

I do not think they will get married now, or have children.

[Siouxsie]

probably will

[BB-Rocks]

Never noticed this bit before.

ROB their good .. did you make them?

[cc100]

Originally posted by Sticks
It has been now almost 5 years since they teamed up

I do not think they will get married now, or have children.

Im sure they will Sticks.

Paul said hed like to get married when hes about 30, and he turns 30 this year, I think in April (correct me if Im wrong).

Watch this space- they probably wouldnt announce it in a big public way in any case.

They could be married now for all we know?

[Sticks]

It never happened.

(Sorry, I really should give up reading the chicken entrails)

[cc100]

Originally posted by Sticks
It never happened.

(Sorry, I really should give up reading the chicken entrails)

How can you be so sure?

They seem to relish their privacy, so why would they publicise something that is private?

[Romantic Old Bird]

April 19th Mr Clarke becomes 30.

Not that I'm sad or anything, knowing that.................................

[cc100]

Thanks for letting us know ROB.

I really cant see them doing a wedding publicly, and I respect them for that.