In a world of hard times, it would be magical if Ann were to become the impossible mythical beast: the Hunchback, the Snaggletooth, and yes...the Beautiful Princess.
It is possible. We've already had that totally boring meathead winning last years 'ordinary' BB - can't remember his name though (Jason!?). But, if that can win, then anybody can.

And, Ann, isn't just anybody.
She must stand on the beaches and cliffs, and prevent males wrestling with her long stares of steel. Also, she has a pendulous rack of puppies.
It would be just too fantastic if Ann were to win, it would be more historical than hysterical.