[Morgan.]

Inspired from the Private Chat Thread. Carry on until it makes no sense.

[Morgan.]

Kelly evicts and nominates the two nominees to nominate the nominees by nominees to cast nominations for votes

Wow Kelly is loving nominating

[LeatherTrumpet]

There once was a man from Los Leaver, Who had an affair with a beaver. The results of that f uck, Were a canvas-backed duck, Two canoes, and a golden retriever.

[Jessica.]

It's a very nice place to work with but I have a couple of days to get back to sleep and sometimes don't want to waste any more time in the morning

[TwentyOneThrones]

I mean I don't know what you're on about last night and have a Maccies the first place you lazy f uck and I was like omg you r u p to be a bit of a jingle bells on the block

[RileyH]

I don't know what you're lb and I don't even know what it means to be a prostitute earlier this year and then I get promoted on my 18th the **** up ugly

Bye

[Cal.]

Ahhh I wanna was the first year of my birthday and my sister and her sister and sister both in on the day and she was like a friend and she told me to tell you what I mean about it and she said she’s gonna say she was just gonna say she was like going out with a girlie.

[Matthew.]

you can vote again if they want it but it doesn’t matter if it was the time that it was a year or something else

[Black Dagger]

Oh god no I champion something heavier in the bath and then leave you hanging around the morning after all the ***** of last year I'm entitled to be my first proper one and the one that asked me to be my first proper one

[Denver]

You are a proper gentleman and I want to see you **** me once a day and I don't know why you are single maybe we can work on some agreement to be a beauty therapist or hairdresser.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Why the duck an i slough this shut

[Ashley.]

Yeah that's fine I just need a good one too bad lol.

[Calderyon]

But What if you be interested in alliance and some straight women and then saying to love something that is like saying all those celebs who have there nudes stolen pathetic though if the decider is still carrying on.

[Calderyon]

Hello pro What are your numbers do I know not to pick them.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i don’t understand how this works

[montblanc]

me neither what the fook is a predictive text

[Daniel-X]

don’t say that you were going on my birthday and you didn’t want to come over tonight or tomorrow or whatever you think I might be able to shuffle

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

i don’t understand how this works

Originally Posted by montblanc

me neither what the fook is a predictive text

Predictive text is the panel of words above keyboards which suggest words. All you do is click the middle one (or left/right whichever works for you) and make a sentence.

[Calderyon]

This morning I was wondering if you could give me some ideas for the kids to get a new phone or text when I'm on my way to the airport.

[Morgan.]

I don't think we would have to go to the house

[Calderyon]

Hey I'm going to get my hair done at work today but I'm not sure if you are aware that you could have a look and give me your address and I'll come over and play some games and I'll be there around the same time as my wife is not a good fit for the position of HR executive director and I'll get back to you in the next couple of days and I'll be back to normal soon and give you A call when you get my message on your voicemail and I will be there at the same address as well as my wife is going to be there at the end of days to see if we get a chance to get the same thing as the kids say hi.

[Gstar]

Hey sweetie I’m just going home to pick up some food and stuff and then I’m going to go to pick him up and go get to the house and then I’ll come back to London I love your face but you don’t want me to come over tonight at the house

[Jøsh]

I am not sure if you want to be a good time to get a chance to look at the end

[Jøsh]

Hi my name is Richard Presence but you can call me at school

[andybigbro]

I don’t think we can get them in there and get it to you guys tomorrow and I’ll let ya guys out tonight or I’ll give ya the one time we will need them both so we will get it tomorrow I’ll see ya tomorrow I’ll see if you can get some information for tomorrow I’ll let ya know what it looks like to see you tomorrow night love ya