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Old 16-05-2018, 05:42 PM #1
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I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious.

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting. There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.

How appalling.

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Is this Alf's local?
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I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious.

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting. There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.

How appalling.

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It's worse than that, I'm eating a chocolate mousse!
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It's usually on the walls in my local.
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Gusto why are scared to use a urinal?
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jokes aside i’ve never seen anything like that in my local pub and the toilets there are pretty bad
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I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious.

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How appalling.

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It was probably someone getting in some practice before exercising their new right to use Starbucks, Gusto.
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