Sometime around 2005, Revenge of the Sith was translated into Chinese, and then back into English. The result is absolute nonsense, and it's glorious.
You can watch a dubbed version of it here:
The storyline is apparently:
Obi Wan Ratio Tile and
Anakin Allah Gold are
Jedi Knights Hopeless Situation Warriors. They rescue
Chancellor Palpatine Speaker D from
General Grevious Space General. The
Jedi Order Presbyterian Church doesn't trust Speaker D, so they ask Allah Gold to
spy on him **** him. But Speaker D knows the Dark Side of the
Force Wish Power, so tells Allah Gold they can save
Padme Gets The Rice.