[Captain.Remy]

I have it from a very good source that EIGHTY housemates are going in to the house tonight!

The public will vote, then TEN will be evicted on Friday, then five every week until the end of the series!

Amongst the cast list are:

- lesbian siamese twins
- a cyclops
- Batman

from DS !!!


LOOOL it's so pathetic !!!

[bb807]

LMAO! That's actually more believeable than some of the other rumours we've had this year!

[The_BB_Detective]

what a load of codwallop

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao what a load of rubbish

[Mrluvaluva]

Does Dr Who show up in his tardis and do battle with the cyclopes?

[MarkWaldorf]

[Revol]

Pretty sure this topic was created by someone who was just parodying the ridiculous rumors that have been circulating.

But I think they should throw The Joker in, just to add tension.

[bananarama]

Probably 80 females going in..

[James_15]

ahahaha

[Ruth*Star]

lol thats laughable

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : VCK
Pretty sure this topic was created by someone who was just parodying the ridiculous rumors that have been circulating.

But I think they should throw The Joker in, just to add tension.

The member who wrote that on DS is parodying I think !

[chazwwe]

lol all me need is mario and then its belevible

[Captain.Remy]

I would like Mario in there, it could be so funny !!!

[Benji]

what a load of poo

lol

[chazwwe]

Originally posted by sunshine30
I would like Mario in there, it could be so funny !!!

and donkeykong comes in and throws him into the pool and it makes the noise you no when you die on thoues games

[Ruth*Star]

Cyclops lol,
3:22PM in the big brother house, the Cyclops gets called the the DR but can't fit in the corridor so rips apart the table in rage.

[xe]

lol, sounds cool

[Mrluvaluva]

I preferred Red's Dr Who story. lol

[wolvesh8albion]

if dat did happen it would be funny tho

mayb if they sent 80 in and told them they were all gonna stay till day 7 but then evict 60 of them
theyd all be like

[chazwwe]

Originally posted by wolvesh8albion
if dat did happen it would be funny tho

mayb if they sent 80 in and told them they were all going to stay till day 7 but then evict 60 of them
theyd all be like

lol yeh thats a slim chance you will stay in

[xe]

Originally posted by wolvesh8albion
if dat did happen it would be funny tho

mayb if they sent 80 in and told them they were all going to stay till day 7 but then evict 60 of them
theyd all be like

lol

[BigBrotherFan100]

I heard Brian griffith is making an appearance!

[xXxCharlottexXx]

Who would pit 80 housemates in? Pathetic! The live eviction shows could go on forever!

[J.C.]

Sounds silly but what if BB have decided after all the criticism that they want the public to pick all the Hms. Put loads in, may be not eighty and then we pick 15 or whatever. Its going to be funny to see if any of these rumours actually happen lol.

[clairedaisy]

This is on heatworld.com

Our friends at the Big Brother press office (who we speak to more often than our actual friends at the moment) have let us into a few secrets about this year's housemates. And we can reveal that…

One is a member of the WI (heatworld's mum is in the WI… Oh no *Picks up phone. Frantically dials. No answer. Sick feeling in stomach...*).

One is a political protester (Hurrah! Kitten's back!).

One is a cleaner (We thought there had been a build-up of crumbs underneath heatworld's desk in the last few days).

One is the oldest ever housemate (Margaret Thatcher?).

One used to be a lap dancer (But heatworld is sure it hasn't put itself up for Big Brother. God, hope a blacked-out car doesn't pull up outside heat Towers later...).

One housemate could read from the age of two (Please, please, please, let it be transexual antiques expert and all-round genius, Lauren Harries).

One is a nanny (Hurrah! Must be Jude Law's nanny lady! She'll have some good stories to tell...).

Three housemates have never been on a plane (And this is the most interesting thing about them?).

One housemate is related to a Premiership footballer (Apparently this is Kieran Richardson's cousin, but heatworld is still holding its breath for Joanne Beckham).

Nine housemates are single (Hurrah! Loads of duvet action! Not that being in a relationship ever stopped any of the housemates before…).

Two housemates have children (Liz Hurley! Victoria Beckham! Britney! The Queen… *Starts hyperventilating. Faints. Convulses*).