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Old 31-07-2018, 04:45 PM #1
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Just failed my driving test. The examiner asked, "What sign would you expect to see on a narrow country lane?"
Apparently, "Summer Fayre, next Saturday at the village hall" is the wrong answer.

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Anyone had an embarrassing experience driving?
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my mom when we left the holiday park, she crashed our car in reverse against a small pole in the ground


i was like OMG you should wear your glasses when you drive


and another time, we had hit someone who was coming out of a street with a bicycle, the guy was fine but moments later we had the police at our door, and because of this stress our other dachshund who was called Tessa, she did poop in our living room

i still miss my doggie Tessa i played Phil Collins - you'll be in my heart when she had died

she went 6 or 7 times on holiday with us, also to stadtkyll, Germany
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How do you say dashchund.

Is it dash hoont..
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Aw, sorry to hear that. But you can take it again?
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How do you say dashchund.

Is it dash hoont..
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dachshund, so dachs & hund
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Thats lucky, last experience i had. Wasnt so much embarrassing for me..but i was stopped at a zebra crossing and this 40ish year old 45 stoner bloke started crossing with a walking stick..massive he was...well his kecks started falling lower and lower until they were round his cankles. No underwear.....

When he turned slightly in the effort to pick them up OMG....

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I passed my driving test first time.
I think he let me have a pass as he was terrified he got me again.
I won't go into the full story, but he asked me to pull into the side, then patted his knee with his board and told me to do it.....
I thought he meant a BJ, he knew what I thought, and I knew he knew what I thought.
He was actually letting me know I could now wind the window back up, I wouldn't do it on the roundabout as I said it wasn't safe.
He couldn't get out of that car quick enough when we got back to the centre.
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Just failed my driving test. The examiner asked, "What sign would you expect to see on a narrow country lane?"
Apparently, "Summer Fayre, next Saturday at the village hall" is the wrong answer.

(Happy face)


Anyone had an embarrassing experience driving?
My dad backed over a pensioner ! He was going very slow so not too much damage.
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Just failed my driving test. The examiner asked, "What sign would you expect to see on a narrow country lane?"
Apparently, "Summer Fayre, next Saturday at the village hall" is the wrong answer.

(Happy face)


Anyone had an embarrassing experience driving?
My friend took his driving test six times before passing, so you have a long way to go yet. GOOD LUCK.
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I passed my driving test first time.
I think he let me have a pass as he was terrified he got me again.
I won't go into the full story, but he asked me to pull into the side, then patted his knee with his board and told me to do it.....
I thought he meant a BJ, he knew what I thought, and I knew he knew what I thought.
He was actually letting me know I could now wind the window back up, I wouldn't do it on the roundabout as I said it wasn't safe.
He couldn't get out of that car quick enough when we got back to the centre.
Thats tickled me smudgie..
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