[Matthew.]

Teaser 1 - Saturday

Spoiler:

We're in for a big shock this week as a storm is heading for the UK from across the Atlantic. High pressure & westerly winds will bring this dramatic shift in weather, so be prepared for a real role change. With a very turbulent week ahead, I would suggest staying in and toasting to Celebrity Big Brother.

Teaser 2 - Sunday

Spoiler:

The sunshine will continue for most of us this week, but for the people in the south-east of England, you won't want to be stripping off and heading into the sea just yet, as there's 100% chance of a storm. Heavy downpours & high winds means that an orange weather warning has been issued across the area. We are expecting the bad boy weather to continue until Thursday evening, so I would suggest staying in and tuning in to Celebrity Big Brother.

Teaser 3 - Monday

Spoiler:

If you're heading out to watch the game this weekend, you might want to have a rethink. The sun won't be making an appearance, it's almost as if it's been locked up. To avoid any foul play, I'd substitute the pitch for somewhere a little more guarded. The rain is set to stay so watching Celebrity Big Brother on Thursday at 9PM on Channel 5 will help pass the time.

Teaser 4 - Tuesday

Spoiler:

A storm is on the way, don’t worry though, it’s not all doom and gloom. Once the storm has passed, temperatures will see a real transformation later on in the week, looking brighter,hotter and completely rejuvenated. The press will no doubt report the latest updates so expect lots of pictures on the front pages. Us Brits do love a good gossip about the weather, don’t we? For now though, keep preparing for the storm, it’s headed your way on Thursday at 9PM on Channel 5.

Teaser 5 - Wednesday

Spoiler:

Temperatures look set to drop and for people in the north, you may be waking up to snow lying on the ground on Thursday morning. It will be a brighter start for people in the south, but don’t be deceived by the warmer temperatures as a heavy downfall of rain is expected. There’s some unpredictable times ahead, so be sure to keep a close eye on the storm.

Highlighted and bolded the bits that Marcus put a lot of emphasis into. Also put them in spoilers so the OP wasn't huge.

I think #1 is Kirstie Alley,
#2 is Dan Osbourne
#3 is Jermaine Pennant
#4 is probably Rodrigo Alves
#5 could be Nick Leeson