[Mark]

Channel4 are allowing fans of the show the opportunity to be in the audience on Big Brother's Little Brother on Friday's or Sundays....

All you need to do is fill out the attached form and send it off to them

Hmm! Who do we know that would LOVE to be a few feet away from a certain presenter

- Mark

[steve_o]

Go on Amy! cop a feel of Dermots thigh. Go for it girl.

[bbceleb1]

yeh go on amy!

[Amy]

I think i may apply for this

[Maggie]

Love the smilies, you go girl

[ribbonstring5145]

Is there an age limit? like over 18s only? I'd rely love to apply but if they pick me on my own it'd b kind of hard for me, a 15yr old schoolgirl from birmingham to just "pop" down to London for the afternoon on my own!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by ribbonstring5145
Is there an age limit? like over 18s only? I'd rely love to apply but if they pick me on my own it'd b kind of hard for me, a 15yr old schoolgirl from birmingham to just "pop" down to London for the afternoon on my own!

Well, I don't know about a lower age criteria, but I'm willing to bet if I apply with my age - 52 - AND my lovely mugshot
(look below and marvel at how brave I am being with my new webcam) I defo won't get an invite from Dermie!

[WILDCHILD]

I would like to go on this but I live in Plymouth and its kinda hard to get to London. If only the BB house was down in Devon!

[Amy]

Rob, you don't need to go on BBLB! You've already touched Dermots hand

[bigbrofan]

Cool

[peachy]

Oh ROB, coming out of anonymity just to show off your new webcam. Are there no limits to your talents??

If Dermot sees your picture he will immediately remember you from BB3 eviction night and shout 'Eureka, I 've found her again, she must come so I can feast once again on her loveliness. I haven't washed my hand for a year'

...or something like that.

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by Amy
Rob, you don't need to go on BBLB! You've already touched Dermots hand

I know, it was............emotional....

This very hand has, albeit tantalisingly briefly, caressed mine......

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by peachy


If Dermot sees your picture he will immediately remember you from BB3 eviction night and shout 'Eureka, I 've found her again, she must come so I can feast once again on her loveliness. I haven't washed my hand for a year'

...or something like that.

You jest, but actually he has been pestering me ever since, almost on a daily basis.

'No Dermot, be strong, it cannot be, I am vouchsafed to another' I cry, but he will not desist.

It's pityful really, to see a man so distraught and lovesick. Sometimes I am almost tempted to let him in.

OH has put a restraining order on him, but still he tries. Flowers, exquisite gifts...you have no idea.

For instance you may be unaware, but tonight on BBLB, there will be one moment when he touches his ear. THAT is when he is thinking of me. He has told me to look out for it.

I wish he would seek help and counselling, but he says the only cure for him would be to nestle his little skinhead in my ample busom whilst I sing sweet nothings in that very ear.

Poor little treasure.

[peachy]

I see you've been at the old sherry-bottle again this morning, Floss old bean.

[Amy]

Originally posted by Romantic Old Bird

For instance you may be unaware, but tonight on BBLB, there will be one moment when he touches his ear. THAT is when he is thinking of me. He has told me to look out for it.

I wish he would seek help and counselling, but he says the only cure for him would be to nestle his little skinhead in my ample busom whilst I sing sweet nothings in that very ear.

Poor little treasure.

i thought he only had eyes for me Me being Mrs O Leary
It seems he has another
He told me he only touches his ear for me
Alas he only has eyes for another

[Romantic Old Bird]

Aaah, thems the breaks Amy.

Don't blame yourself, or him. He's only human. He has fallen, like many before him, for my dazzling beauty, enigmatic personality, my wit, intelligence and my immense modesty...........

[Amy]

Poor me

[ribbonstring5145]

AH HA I beat you all I MET ALISON AND GOT HER AUTOGRAPH! (In Marks and Spencers!)

[BusyBee]

ROB how could you and there's me thinking you only have eyes for one man

You wanton hussy you.



If OH needs any help with his Restraining Order just get him to give me a buzz I am an expert on arranging these preferably backed with a power of arrest - possibly under house arrest with Amy.

[Amy]

possibly under house arrest with Amy.