So somewhere in Las Vegas there lives a real estate agent, who uses the money he makes to direct, star in, and distribute his own movies. Movies where he plays some kind of genius or deity.
His films are so comically inept they're a joy to behold. Below are a couple of his movies reduced to summaries/highlight reels, check em out!
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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