[*mazedsalv**]

Been so busy I haven't seen CBB4 in 4ish days, I need to get on the 3rd episode tomorrow.

[Matthew.]

“Oh, it’s that little thin girl!”


“IT’S NIKKEEEE OFF OF T’BIG BROTHEH!”

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Oh, it’s that little thin girl!”


“IT’S NIKKEEEE OFF OF T’BIG BROTHEH!”

Ddd when she nearly started crying because no one knew who she was

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Ddd when she nearly started crying because no one knew who she was

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Days 1-5 - Lucy and Ulrika nominated
1. Tina (+1)
2. Verne (-1)
3. La Toya (-)
4. Tommy (+1)
5. Michelle (+1)
6. Coolio (-2)
7. Ulrika (-)
8. Mutya (-)
9. Terry (+1)
10. Ben (-1)
11. Lucy (-)

Days 5-8 - Lucy evicted
1. Tina (-)
2. La Toya (+1)
3. Verne (-1)
4. Tommy (-)
5. Coolio (+1)
6. Michelle (-1)
7. Mutya (+1)
8. Ulrika (-1)
9. Lucy (+2)
10. Terry (-1)
11. Ben (-1)

[Matthew.]

The two nominees are speaking about the eviction and Ulrika just comes out with “My instinct says it might be you!”

Alright Ulrika don’t hold back

[Matthew.]

Tina describing Mutya’s bedroom as being full of “hairy-arsed men”

[Matthew.]

Tommy seems to be really underrated so far...

Coolio explaining that his kids know the difference between “hoes, bitches and women” and Tommy just shutting him down by shouting “PISH!” “PISH!” at him

[Matthew.]

Ben nominating Mutya because she doesn’t talk and he knows nothing about her

I HAVE to laugh!

[Matthew.]

Tina: “I’ve been really quiet in here!”

Michelle: “Really? ”

Tina:

[Matthew.]

Ang on a minute Cewlio, it’s not your decision, TO TELL THE REST OF THE FUCKING HOUSE, WHO READS SOMETHING.


IT’S NOT YOUR DECISION. TO TELL THE REST OF THE FUCKIN HOUSE WHO READS SOMETHING!


DON’T TELL ME! DON’T TELL ME, TO FUCKING SHUSH. ANYBODY! NO FUCKING MAN WILL EVER TELL ME TO SHUSH!


“And I just fuckin did it! ”


WELL YE KNOW WHAT! I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU! AT ALL!


FUCKING TELL ME TO SHUSH! NO FUCK AH WILL!


“Oh shut yo big ass mouth...


...hungry ass...”

[Matthew.]

BB: “Anybody could hurt themselves by driving into the diary room door.”
Verne: “Yeah, well anybody... but me. ”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Days 5-8 - Lucy evicted
1. Tina (-)
2. La Toya (+1)
3. Verne (-1)
4. Tommy (-)
5. Coolio (+1)
6. Michelle (-1)
7. Mutya (+1)
8. Ulrika (-1)
9. Lucy (+2)
10. Terry (-1)
11. Ben (-1)

Week 2 - Tina evicted
1. Tina (-) (</3)
2. Verne (+1)
3. La Toya (-1)
4. Ulrika (+4)
5. Michelle (+1)
6. Tommy (-2)
7. Mutya (-)
8. Terry (+2)
9. Ben (+2)
10. Coolio (-5)

[Babayaro.]

Wiggy Lichman really should have been crowned BB8 champ

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 2 - Tina evicted
1. Tina (-) (</3)
2. Verne (+1)
3. La Toya (-1)
4. Ulrika (+4)
5. Michelle (+1)
6. Tommy (-2)
7. Mutya (-)
8. Terry (+2)
9. Ben (+2)
10. Coolio (-5)

Days 15-18 - Mutya walked, Michelle evicted
1. Verne (+1)
2. La Toya (+1)
3. Michelle (+2)
4. Ulrika (-)
5. Tommy (+1)
6. Terry (+2)
7. Ben (+2)
8. Coolio (+2)

[Matthew.]

I refuse to believe that La Toya Jackson got less votes to win than Terry and Ben

[Epic.]

Tim: Can you just confirm to me that those last two, uhhh, no shows don't count as no shows?
BB: .....Tim as the rules state, a no show is a no show.
Tim: Uh but I've taken my contact lenses out when everyone else has went to bed and I went to bed.
BB: Tim, the rules WERE very clear--
Tim: BIG BROTHER THE FACT IS I WEAR CONTACT LENSES. THE FACT IS I WEAR CONTACT LENSES. THE FACT IS I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THEM OUT AND PUT IN A SPARE SET THAT TAKES ME FIVE MINUTES ANYWAY, and waste them. That's the fact. Doesn't matter what the rules are of a task, the fact is I wear contact lenses! It's slightly more important than a silly little task! CUMPRAWNDAY?!"

That is NOT how to pronounce comprende, what a dumbarse

[Matthew.]

Verne should have won </3

Beats me how he didn’t

[Epic.]

Finally reached one of the best BB moments

Youtube video

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 52/53 Highlights (Alex and Tim nominated)
1. Alex
2. Tim
3. Jade
4. Kate
5. Jonny

Day 54/55 Highlights
1. Alex (-)
2. Tim (-)
3. Jade (-)
4. Kate (-)
5. Jonny (-)

[Matthew.]

Just finished CBB6. Ngl, I stopped paying as much attention as I normally would, halfway through. But I made it! Anyway, the new me decided to do write ups for my last overall post so I’m going to be consistent and do it again I guess. But I’ll try and get onto BB10 fairly quickly as I hear that’s a good series, and after that - I need to watch a good series...

CBB6 Cast Ranking

1. Tina: A raging, loud, always righteous goddess! Whether she was swearing, shouting at Coolio, having a normal conversation, swearing or spitting her food right back into her hand, she was the best housemate of this series. By a mile. “Get ye baps aht for a undred grand! For a undred grand, ah’ll shove them up me ahse for ya!” Also, this needs to be brought up because it’s one of my favourite CBB fights.



2. Verne - There’s not much that needs to be said, it’s Verne Troyer. Imo his best moment was him getting a bit pissed one night and coming onto La Toya - “god loves a Troyer” - then driving into the diary room door using his scooter. (Or that could have been the other way round idk) Anyway, he’s a legend and the world isn’t the same without Verne Troyer in it </3

3. La Toya - In her own little world but in the best way possible! Just like Rachel Rice from the previous civilian series, she proves that you do not need to be confrontational to be a good housemate. Only on Big Brother would you see a member of the Jackson family licking gentlemen’s relish off of a window.

4. Michelle - “Yeah, thanks for the boos” Most of my appreciation stems from feeling sorry for her, as she was badly treated by Coolio in the house, in connection to the way she dealt with it too, but otherwise I don’t have much else to say. A nice person though!

5. Ulrika - She was nice and all but I think she’s one of the most random winners Big Brother ever had Which is good because the predictable winners are usually just not that great, such as Scotty T, Ryan and Chantelle. And Ulrika is better than them! There were some good bits from her though, such as singing Endless Love with Verne, telling Lucy that SHE was going home over herself and standing up to Coolio.

6. Tommy - He was ok, but George Galloway did the Scottish socialist trying to make the public like him act better 3 years prior. On the other hand, he should have made the final and my reaction when he lost out to Ben Adams? “PISH! PISH!”

7. Mutya - The Orlaith after Orlaith and the Trisha before Trisha in the sense that she walked straight after her eviction? Idk, i wasn’t sure of what else to say in here, she did nowt.

8. Lucy - I’m sure she’s nice enough but she was dull and preached about why the Labour party is bad and yeah that’s just not going to get you on my good side, as much as I try not to base my HM taste on their politics but when you do nothing else, I guess I’ll have to? (not that she got much chance in fairness)

9. Terry - I’ve never really liked Terry Christian anyway even before watching this series and have usually found him to be a smarmy pillock, hence my initial dislike. However, he wasn’t as bad as I thought he was going to be in this but I still don’t really like him that much.

10. Coolio - An unpopular opinion but he wasn’t the worst of this series? He’s a still a massive twat though. He can get second worst. I would say his wind-ups were funny for a start and sometimes he was kinda funny but that all wore thin real quick. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, the song Gangsta’s Paradise is now slightly tainted.

11. Ben - The definition of irrelevant, bar the hilarious irony of him nominating Mutya because she was dull. (I mean he was lowkey right but still! Something about glass Big Brother houses and stones!) WELP. Anyway he’s a smug prick and Coolio was right about him. So that pushes Coolio above him and look where it places Ben.

Yeah, so anyway, onto BB10

[Matthew.]

I started BB10 last night and finished the launch this morning. It seems ok so far but the thing that stood out the most for me is, the launch felt really dry? In comparison to the other series at least. Idk if that’s because of BB being cancelled though. The cast seem pretty good so far too

1. Sophia
2. Rodrigo
3. Karly
4. Noirin
5. Cairon
6. Siavash
7. Sree
8. Lisa
9. Freddie
10. Beinazir
11. Sophie
12. Angel
13. Marcus
14. Charlie
15. Kris
16. Saffia

[Matthew.]

THIS IS A TASK. THIS IS A TASK. THIS IS A TASK. THIS IS A TASK.
(special forces come barging in)

“There was this motorbike and it went ower ma belly!”

[Matthew.]

Bye at the revelation that Marcus eats cat food

“Congratulations Halfwit! Congratulations Dogface! You have successfully, and legally changed your names and are officially housemates!” A mess

[Matthew.]

Sree’s reaction to becoming a housemate

Shouting “JAI HO!”, running around, falling onto the floor, running around again, going to hug Beinazir and Siavash, and then running into the house