[reece(:]

We want Karly and virgin Danielle in the house together

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Sree trying to get back on Noirin’s good side

Noirin: “Do you feel like you need to apologise to me?”
Sree: “Well, look, personally, me...”
Noirin: “NO! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! ” Did you feel like you did anything wrong last night?”
Sree: “Well, personally, me, hand on heart...”
Noirin: “Tell me now before I walk away!”
Sree: “I do wrong, ok? My bad, I apologise, your Highness! ”
Noirin: “Don’t be smart Sree. ”

My pick for best non-golden age feud

[Epic.]

Sree's accent >>>>>> Karly's

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

We want Karly and virgin Danielle in the house together

[Matthew.]

Live Speed Nominations This topped Ivana Trump nominating “Johan” and how he “should buy a porno movie” in CBB7

Sree: “The second nomination’s that I’m choosing is... ugh Saiwash because the reason why he’s a very good friend of mine, used to be but I met him outside the world as well, bu...”
BB: “Can you clarify the name of the person?”
Sree: “Umm.. Saiwash... second nominate is Saiwash because the reason is inappropriate language with females and quite really this is a family TV show and lot of females and lot of younger generations are watching and the 2 minutes talking about sexual orientation, and I can’t do this, which is not good for the show and him and the show as well, and yesterday the task was going really well as well...”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

That week was really good



Week 2 - Cairon evicted
1. Karly (+3)
2. Sree (-1)
3. Angel (+2)
4. Noirin (+3)
5. Siavash (-2)
6. Marcus (+4)
7. Sophie (-1)
8. Lisa (+3)
9. Rodrigo (-1)
10. Freddie (-1)
11. Cairon (+1)
12. Charlie (+1)
13. Kris (+1)

Days 16-21 - Angel and Freddie nominated
1. Karly (-)
2. Sree (-)
3. Noirin (+1)
4. Angel (-1)
5. Siavash (-)
6. Sophie (+1)
7. Marcus (-1)
8. Rodrigo (+1)
9. Lisa (-1)
10. Freddie (-)
11. Charlie (+1)
12. Kris (+1)

[Matthew.]

“I am a robot - I am not human being, I don’t have parents. I am an alien. I’ve got metal joints, half my heart is metal, I’m here as an experiment, I’m very fit, you know, I do not sleep, I’m a robot. I am biologically a bionic woman. I’m not real.”

[Matthew.]

Davina: “The housemates did level a couple of accusations at you, and that was you were a thief and a liar, they said that you told a few white lies and that you’d stole Siavash’s photo - what was the story behind that, did you?”
Angel: “Yeah, no, I didn’t stole it, I was doing pictures in the house and I’m doing the portrait of all people and was missing one person, and I know that Siavash didn’t like me, and for the whole world, he give me the picture.”
Davina: “Did you ask?”
Angel: “Ugh?”
Davina: “Did you ask?”
Angel: “No, I didn’t ask ”
Davina: “You see, you’ve got to ask! There’s no way he will give you the photo if you don’t ask!”
Angel: “If you take my veins out, there is paint! There is no blood, there is paint, I’m an artist. In my heart, I will die, I will kill for art, sorry, art is inside of me, it’s what makes me, me.”


Davina: “Tell me about the dribbling?”
Angel: “Dribbling, it’s just piece of art! Yes, it’s how art goes, it’s some kind of umm sperm from my mouth, you know when you’ve got orgasm, I’ve doing like art when I’m getting high, you know, it’s umm satisfaction!”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Days 16-21 - Angel and Freddie nominated
1. Karly (-)
2. Sree (-)
3. Noirin (+1)
4. Angel (-1)
5. Siavash (-)
6. Sophie (+1)
7. Marcus (-1)
8. Rodrigo (+1)
9. Lisa (-1)
10. Freddie (-)
11. Charlie (+1)
12. Kris (+1)

Days 21-23 - Angel evicted
1. Karly (-)
2. Sree (-)
3. Noirin (-)
4. Angel (-)
5. Rodrigo (+3)
6. Siavash (-1)
7. Marcus (-)
8. Sophie (-2)
9. Lisa (-)
10. Charlie (+1)
11. Freddie (-1)
12. Kris (-)

[Babayaro.]

Sree is sooo underrated

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Sree is sooo underrated

[Matthew.]

(Sree and Sophie are competing in the skipping race)



Marcus: “I think even if he won, he would have got disqualified because he ran nearly a whole lap without even skipping!”
Sree: “Trust me Karly, I’m going to cry, if you believe that.”
Karly: “Sree! You were SHITE! So dinnae even tell me, aH cAn SkEp, Ah CaN sKeP, ah’ve never heard so much shite in ma life!”

[Babayaro.]

Lmfao Ziggy is talking about how he lost his virginity at school and after a few moments of silence, Brian comes out with "how was her bush?"

[Matthew.]

So Sree has gone from referring to Siavash as “Saiwash” to “Seawash”

[Matthew.]

I’m no fan of Freddie, but Kris complaining about how he said “Hello” to him more than once is petty af

[Babayaro.]

Kris looked like he belonged in 2016

[Matthew.]

“Ya’ll never be an MP, Fred! EH UH! ”

[Matthew.]

Karly and Freddie arguing over eye contact

Karly: “Right now, am at the end of ma tether and am pissed aff, ye’ve came oot here, there was nae need for it right then, but”
Freddie: “There was a need for it! Because there was an animosity and I wanted to figure it out.”
Karly: “What animosity, because ah didnae have a conversation wi ye like ah dinnae have wi ye every other day?”
Freddie: “Today you’ve been avoiding eye contact with me and...”
Karly: “AWWWWWW MA GOD AV HEARD IT AW! Ah have actually heard it aw today, av no been havin eye contact wi ye! So that is it! That is why you thought there’s a wee bit ae animosity, av fuckin heard it aw noo!”
Freddie: “Well I figured I would clear the air today...”
Karly: “Fuck fuck off Freddie, av heard it aw...”
Freddie: “...I’m just having it out in the open. Let’s do it!”
Karly: “That’s it. For me. That’s it.”
Freddie: “Well I figured just flush it all out now! Rather than just let it drag out...”
Karly: “AW FFFFFFFFFUCKIN GET ME OOT AE HERE!”
Charlie: “Other of these people have got a problem with you, it’s not just Lisa you know. You can’t blame all this on Lisa. These people have obviously got no brains and they just don’t like ya.”
Karly: “It’s nuhin tae dae wi Lisa, we’ve aw got wur ain thing, but ye better make sure ye’s aw make eye contact with Freddie the morn or he’ll hink yes have fell oot wi him! Fuckin hell how old are ye! YER A KID! Ye’ve no made EYE CONTACT wi me, av heard it aw.”

[Matthew.]

Marcus and Sree’s fight over the shopping list

Marcus: “Tell you what Sree, tell you what, shut up, shut up, and then when we get out, then say it then. Say it when we’re outside. Don’t say a single more thing when we’re in here. Let’s see if you’re so brave when you’re outside!”
Sree: “Why you threatening me then? Why you threatening me then? Why you threatenin-“
Marcus: “HOW AM I THREATENING YOU, No I am NOT threatening you! I’m not threatening you because you said it to me! You said it to me!”
Sree: “I will approach the police! If you come to me outside the world, I will approach the police and they will teach you a big time lesson!”
BB: “This is Big Brother, would Marcus come to the diary room immediately.”
Sree: “That’s it, thank you! Thank you Big Brother!”
Noirin: “Oh my god, he’s such a dumbass...”
Sree: “He’s saying, he threatening that I will watch you outside the world, what are you going to do to me outside the world, I WILL PUT YOU IN THE PRISON AND YOU WILL EAT THE DOG FOOD FOR 10 YEARS BIG TIME!”
Lisa: “Sit down!”
Sree: “ALL YOUR LIFE! Idiot! Don’t have any manners for yourself. At the age of 35 you need to be growing like a big TREE. And you haven’t got no brain for nothing!”
Freddie: “He’s left the room dude.”
Lisa: “...Leave it now...”

[Matthew.]

Marcus has been called to the diary room after the fight with Sree and he’s absolutely furious about it

“And it’s actually quite insulting for you to bring me in here, just because, you know, I’m physically bigger than him, or, you know, or whatever, I mean that’s just RUDE. ”

“Marcus, BB does think that the language you used was threatening in that instance.”
“Yeah, well, then you’re wrong. ”

And it ends with Marcus calling Big Brother a racist “You need to have a good think about things you say, you know! ”

He’s really not impressed

[Tony Montana]

Marcus owning BB is one of the greatest moments ever! I swear it doesn't get brought up that much when discussing 'iconic moments'

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Marcus owning BB is one of the greatest moments ever! I swear it doesn't get brought up that much when discussing 'iconic moments'

I’m starting to get the appeal for Marcus now

That was hilarious

[Tony Montana]

*Marcus whistling on his way out of the diary room*

''Oh well done, my ****ing teas gone cold now you stupid wankers!''

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I’m starting to get the appeal for Marcus now

That was hilarious

You can almost hear the panic in their voices when he flipped it around on them. He was correct with everything he said

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

*Marcus whistling on his way out of the diary room*

''Oh well done, my ****ing teas gone cold now you stupid wankers!''

Is that after his formal warning?

“That’s absolute double standards, complete wank!”

Edit: It was