[parmnion]

All the talent shows...should they maybe mix up the judges and transfer them from show to show make it like the football?

We could have a league, with relegation where we get to relegate some other show, to save dancing on ice for ****ing starters, cause I've been burning cow farts with a lighter frantically for three weeks now because I love that show so much.



Imagine it...masterchef (it is a talent show)...judged by him with the pinache from strictly....or that Scottish bloke from...ah can't even remember the show...him that says..."AM OOT"...imagine him on some other show.

[Toy Soldier]

All the shows merge and there's like 25 judges. One act sings while another bakes a cake. A celebrity last seen in 2010 eats maggots whilst last years love Island runner up skates past with a rose between his teeth. The judges don't take turns; they all just shout over each other in an angry rabble. Ant gets drunk and tries to fight Dermot, while Dec screams at them from the corner.

We just call it "REALITY". There are no rules, and no one wins. It airs live every night for 3 months.

[parmnion]

Haha..........

Why have I got an image of tucker Jenkins red rose in mouth..stumbling years later..


Nice one TS..thanks for a belly laugh moment.

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by parmnion

All the talent shows...should they maybe mix up the judges and transfer them from show to show make it like the football?

We could have a league, with relegation where we get to relegate some other show, to save dancing on ice for ****ing starters, cause I've been burning cow farts with a lighter frantically for three weeks now because I love that show so much.



Imagine it...masterchef (it is a talent show)...judged by him with the pinache from strictly....or that Scottish bloke from...ah can't even remember the show...him that says..."AM OOT"...imagine him on some other show.

Nah cancel the bloody lot including scumball thuggery

[parmnion]

I just want to shove a rusty Lee laugh in at this moment.