[Livia]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

That just sounds erotic.

If I was going to expect that from anyone on here Sheriff, it would have been you...

[parmnion]

I know someone who rubs thier bell end on the rim.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I know someone who rubs thier bell end on the rim.

Sheriff....?

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Call yourself old school!!!

I’m not much younger than you, plus bar staff these days are barley legal to be behind a bar.

Times have changed.

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I was out in london on saturday and was chatting to the bar man as I stood at the bar with my two cocktails...I left them right by him and told him I'm off to the bog...when I got back only one was left. ...I kicked up such a fuss and threatened to get the police if my drink wasn't replaced...they replaced it after a small argument....was I in the right...oh..and by the way, next time I went to the toilet I found my drink on a table at the bottom of the stairs..


So was I intitled to a replacement.

Once you've bought and paid for it it's your property and thus your responsibility Parm... it's not up to the staff to guard it.

Similar situation for me is when people leave money sat in a machine then piss off outside for a cigarette, and then kick off when someone has walked out with their money .

[parmnion]

Chuff is a delight..and she can take a joke.


I think I did rather well then to get it replaced...and then drink the other one when i found it when i went for yet another piss.

[Marsh.]

Annoyed me when I went to the loo and my remaining half a pint had been swiped by the idiot glass collector.

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Chuff is a delight..and she can take a joke.


I think I did rather well then to get it replaced...and then drink the other one when i found it when i went for yet another piss.

Yes I reckon you did well

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by Livia

Always spit in your own drink Parmy, that way if it gets nicked, at least you have the satisfaction of knowing some dick is drinking your drink with spit in it

oh that's a great one.

Really made me laugh thinking of that.

[Denver]

Imagine threatening to call the police over a drink

[Saph]

no everyone knows its a rule that if you find a drink at the bar with no owner you grab it and run

I used to go to the cloakroom and take other peoples drinks while they were outside im so lucky ive never had a spiked drink lmao

[Amy Jade]

You'd have probably gotten in more trouble for bothering the police over something so trivial

[LeatherTrumpet]

imagine leaving a drink undrunk?

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Imagine threatening to call the police over a drink

Imagine stealing someone's drink....pretty low and desperate...earn ya own money ya thieving tests.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

You'd have probably gotten in more trouble for bothering the police over something so trivial

Crime is crime...I would sue them if they ridiculed me.

[Smithy]

Well I guess the overwhelming forum consensus is that you are wrong I’m afraid parmnion

[armand.kay]

it's just a drink?

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Well I guess the overwhelming forum consensus is that you are wrong I’m afraid parmnion

Am I though, considering they made me another for free?

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by armand.kay

it's just a drink?

A drink that cost me 10 quid...the other one was the one I wanted as my free second one.


Just think about it...you could actually go out and get pissed for free at the expense of honest people....well not this one I'm afraid, this one will stop a pub in its tracks if he loses his over priced drink.

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Am I though, considering they made me another for free?

If i'm a regular in a bar, i would get another for free without asking, but if you are a stranger, the only reason they would replace your drink is to shut you up, and that could easily have gone the other way and you would have been thrown out.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Once you've bought and paid for it it's your property and thus your responsibility Parm... it's not up to the staff to guard it.

Similar situation for me is when people leave money sat in a machine then piss off outside for a cigarette, and then kick off when someone has walked out with their money .

It's up to me to report it to the police if it's stolen then.....which is also when they buckled and agreed with me and started making my new one.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

If i'm a regular in a bar, i would get another for free without asking, but if you are a stranger, the only reason they would replace your drink is to shut you up, and that could easily have gone the other way and you would have been thrown out.

I'm far far to charming in an argument for that to even come close to happening..

They poured it not to shut me up but to save face cause they knew I was right.

[Cherie]

10 quid was it a fishbowl?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Chuff is a delight..and she can take a joke.


I think I did rather well then to get it replaced...and then drink the other one when i found it when i went for yet another piss.

so you found the stolen drink

[Marsh.]

Cluedo - The Case of the Missing Drink

Cherie in the lounge, wearing a red dress with a sex on the beach.