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Old 18-06-2019, 10:15 PM #26
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Speaks for itself really eh



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Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper
How much time do you think it takes
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You lot are a Bunch of arse wipes.
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Scrunch, who the **** has time for carefully folding paper.

As for folding it in half again for a second wipe, Jess must have a small petite ass is all I can say.

That would make it smaller than my palm. Serious danger of poo finger.
You don't carefully fold it, it takes the same length of time as a scrunch, I'm sure. I do quite a big fold at first, like 1.5 squares big.
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You don't carefully fold it, it takes the same length of time as a scrunch, I'm sure. I do quite a big fold at first, like 1.5 squares big.
I was wondering where this was going for a second
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scrunch, no time for sitting there folding into neat shapes
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scrunch, no time for sitting there folding into neat shapes
We’re not making fortune tellers, I personally just wrap it around my hand so it stays flat and folds itself, only takes a second!
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We’re not making fortune tellers, I personally just wrap it around my hand so it stays flat and folds itself, only takes a second!
I do that, too!
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i know all these people acting like half a second to fold a tissue is a burden have skid marks
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you seem to know alot more than me about them
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We’re not making fortune tellers, I personally just wrap it around my hand so it stays flat and folds itself, only takes a second!
Jessica made out she is going by the number of sheets, then halving and halving again, she needs to get out in the fresh air I think
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How much time do you think it takes
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Jessica made out she is going by the number of sheets, then halving and halving again, she needs to get out in the fresh air I think
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If it was a runny one, I like to roll it up so it looks like a chocolate rolly polly.
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No, she didn't
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If anyone has every changed a babys nappy I defy you not to have scrunched up the wet wipe
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If anyone has every changed a babys nappy I defy you not to have scrunched up the wet wipe
I have and I didn't scrunch it.
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i'm very anal about my wiping
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Speaks for itself really eh



You wouldn't have been so cocky in school in the late 79s early 80s when you are scrunching up half toilet paper half sunday paper/grease proof paper.....then wiping..

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If anyone has every changed a babys nappy I defy you not to have scrunched up the wet wipe
After wiping, yes. Just to toss in the stuff at your knees.....

not before though, or even for a third wipe...a third wipe has to be a neatly folded one..

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Folding the toilet paper fair enough. Folding it in half and then half again, DEFINITELY have poo fingers.
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