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19-06-2019, 06:13 PM | #1 | |||
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So my dads made a lasagne for me because I’ve finished college and it’s one of my favourites and I’m like great!
I’ve just gone downstairs and it’s an absolute disaster. There’s no meat in it Thats my favourite part It’s just a veggie one, and my favourite veggies are tomatoes, mixed peppers, peas, sweet corn. And he’s like ‘don’t worry I didn’t use any onion or mushroom’ but instead he’s used leek, courgette and cooked carrot and I hate all of those And to make it worse he’s used 2 (TWO) tubs of cottage cheese instead of white sauce and cottage cheese is literally the most vile thing on the planet I know he wanted to make a special dinner and it’s really nice of him but I don’t have the heart to tell him that I literally can’t eat this Any advice appreciated Last edited by Morgan.; 19-06-2019 at 06:13 PM. |
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19-06-2019, 06:16 PM | #2 | |||
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I would just eat it. Surely it's not that bad, is it?
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19-06-2019, 06:16 PM | #3 | |||
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Just tell him it's minging fgs.
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19-06-2019, 06:17 PM | #4 | |||
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A great thief
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19-06-2019, 06:17 PM | #5 | |||
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I vomited last time I had cottage cheese It’s disgusting and there’s two whole tubs in it
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19-06-2019, 06:18 PM | #6 | |||
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The peoples princesses
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Call social services
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19-06-2019, 06:18 PM | #7 | |||
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Eat a bit and dont look impressed, hopefully he'll get the message and order you an uber eats
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19-06-2019, 06:19 PM | #8 | |||
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Why So Serious?
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Do what Chandler did and eat it on the balcony.
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19-06-2019, 06:20 PM | #9 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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**** sake I was just coming in here to say this
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19-06-2019, 06:20 PM | #10 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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In that case, how about eating it in the bathroom so you can look at yourself in the mirror as you are eating it?
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19-06-2019, 06:24 PM | #11 | |||
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19-06-2019, 06:24 PM | #12 | |||
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We have Mac and cheese in the fridge and pizza in the freezer so I’m hoping for one of those |
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19-06-2019, 06:25 PM | #13 | |||
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The issue is that I don’t want to eat it
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19-06-2019, 06:27 PM | #14 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Yes and the joke is flushing it down the toilet, hence bathroom, oh wait you don’t like Friends do you? WELL THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE.
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19-06-2019, 06:28 PM | #15 | |||
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the last time i tried to eat someone's cooking just to be polite it literally made me gag out loud at the dinner table just say you're suddenly not feeling well / hungry and that you'll warm it up later and then dispose of it!
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19-06-2019, 06:30 PM | #16 | |||
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This is definitely going to end up happening
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19-06-2019, 06:33 PM | #17 | |||
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Why So Serious?
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Great minds eh?
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19-06-2019, 06:34 PM | #18 | |||
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Jokes aside, just be honest and tell him. Honesty's the best policy.
I'm sure he'll understand. |
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19-06-2019, 06:35 PM | #19 | |||
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When I was a teenager and didn't want to eat my dinner I used to just kinda cut it up and move it around the plate so it looked picked at then say a few mins later omg im sooo full I cant eat any more then do a sharp exit with it into the kitchen and scrape it into the bin
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19-06-2019, 06:36 PM | #20 | |||
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I don’t think he will he’s usually like ‘stop moaning and eat up’
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19-06-2019, 06:46 PM | #21 | |||
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1) cut it up a bit
2) grab some kitchen roll and pick a good chunk of it off the plate like it's dog shit 3) say you gotta use the bathroom 4) either flush it or put it in a bin 5) repeat
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19-06-2019, 06:53 PM | #22 | |||
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POW! BLAM!
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Just man up and eat it you'll be comfy and warm in bed in a few hours, you won't even remember what you ate, so who cares?
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19-06-2019, 07:09 PM | #23 | |||
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I went in with a strong mouthful to give it a go, and gosh it was awful. I tried picking at the rest for bits with no cottage cheese but he started shouting at me for picking at my food. Didn’t go well.
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19-06-2019, 07:11 PM | #24 | |||
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19-06-2019, 07:11 PM | #25 | |||
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We do have a dog yes but I wouldn’t dream of feeding him this.
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