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24-06-2019, 07:45 PM | #51 | |||
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...good luck with this Kate/Mitchell and the hopeful ladies.....Marsh’s banner oh my Lord, beautiful.....and really reflecting your romantic spirit, Marsh...
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24-06-2019, 07:52 PM | #52 | ||
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24-06-2019, 08:00 PM | #53 | |||
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After seeing that banner I can only imagine you will feel less enthused as my penis has this past year...bar one experience......when you open marshes msg.
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24-06-2019, 08:16 PM | #54 | ||
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24-06-2019, 08:17 PM | #55 | |||
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Ooh banner pretty
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24-06-2019, 08:17 PM | #56 | |||
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27/01/2020
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What’s the twist?
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24-06-2019, 08:42 PM | #57 | |||
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24-06-2019, 08:42 PM | #58 | |||
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Lady number 9
Bambi Don Perignon 22 Heiress to the Don Perignon champagne empire. As bubbly and expensive as her namesake. Bambi is a socialite like no other and can usually be found rubbing shoulders with her celebrity friends like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Bambi had a top 200 dance hit with her single 'Get It Up (I'll Sit On It)' and featured in horror comedy 'Big Tit Strippers vs. Zombies III' as Courtneey. POEM (new single stream it on spotify!) Picture this I'm your princess All bitches up in here wit their flat chests It's true what they say I'm the true star Yes im the one how you can't resist this? Now i'm ready for my rose cuz I earned it Walk in the room all eyes on me It's dangerous if it burns when you wee Don't mess with my heart whatsoever Wanna be that girl you wake up next to forever Let's get nasty Nasty Nasty Nasty Bitches just wanna get down Let's get Nasty Nasty Nasty You can't resist my charms Don't be fooled by these other hoes Most of them ain't got they own nose I heard one had a fanny like the Wookie hole Save yourself the time and give me that crown You should know that I'm good to go Don't settle for a basic troll You got the best ready with an open heart I heard one of the others sniffs her own farts Let's get nasty Nasty Nasty Nasty Bitches just wanna get down Let's get Nasty Nasty Nasty You can't resist my charms
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24-06-2019, 08:46 PM | #59 | |||
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Lady number 10
Name? Fanny Precious Cooch Hometown? Warrington Age? 21 Star sign? Scorpio Sexuality? (sadly) Heterosexual Occupation? Socialite Best known for... Murder (and always being on a diet) Hi my name is Fanny Precious Cooch and I'm a socialite from Warrington! I'm lesbophobic but I'm hoping to leave the Bachelor with a gay best friend! Why am I entering the Bacholer? Well, June is Pride Month and I'm banned from all things Pride since I tried to come into all the gay men in the UK, and I'd rather not stay inside the whole month, so I guess I better get some Hetty D! I faked my own suicide to have my feet amputated because women's feet are ugly. Men's feet are so cute! Especially gay men's feet! The fact I am a double amputee makes finding work hard, and it's impossible to stand on my own two feet, and that's mainly because the NHS won't fund my prosthetics so I'm just managing on two little nubs. Also my wheelchair was stolen by some tramps but that's fine because the wheelchair wasn't pink! (My favourite colour is pink) so if I don't win a wheelchair in this here competition I hope that I can at least find a man who will carry me and be my personal wheelchair... Wait, if I win I get the man? So I don't need to spend money on a wheelchair? Well that's Ł500 saved! I should mention I am not a feminist. This is because I love men and hate women. I'm best known for ****ing murdering Gina Rio on my night out. "Look at you with your cheap Primark sho-" she said, before realising my non-existent feet. I shunted her with the little bone protruding from my left leg's stub. Sallie Axl tried to snog me afterwards so I killed her too. Dexter became my gay best friend following this but then u found out he was bi and I ****ed him off. I'm not biphobic! I just wouldn't be best friends with a bisexual - nothing personal. Oh I have to write a song? Okay here I go: It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting gooch You're blaming Missus Cooch Blaming Missus Cooch, babe! It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news While I'm in town having mooch You're blamin' Missus Cooch YA YA YEE- wait I have to do a poem? Oh that's great! They're even gayer than Lizzo! (Have I mentioned I love gay?) Sonnet 69:
I ask, "will you still love me, tomorrow?" To crash the critics saying, "is it right?" My love - controversial as women's feet Like my feet - non-existent, has no beat Gay man or straight does not matter to me But lesbians and bis can **** a bee What do I value more, a soul or sole? The one that's sexy on Cameron Cole! If I can't find my feet, I can find man! Not long before Josy gives me a ban... My fanny smells like turkey - gobble gobble! On my leg stubs I wibble and wobble; A metaphor for jelly on a plate As I enter this game - hosted by Kate
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24-06-2019, 08:46 PM | #60 | |||
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Is this celeb batchelor. ..cause I don't watch that rubbish.
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24-06-2019, 08:47 PM | #61 | |||
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No it isn't lol.
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24-06-2019, 08:49 PM | #62 | |||
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Seems like Ant entered too.
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24-06-2019, 08:49 PM | #63 | |||
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I'm sure dom perignons daughter is well known...I'm switching off. Good bloody luck.
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24-06-2019, 08:50 PM | #64 | ||
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24-06-2019, 08:52 PM | #65 | |||
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24-06-2019, 08:53 PM | #66 | |||
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Ladies number 11 and 12 will arrive tomorrow.
For now. Adieu.
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24-06-2019, 08:59 PM | #67 | ||
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24-06-2019, 09:03 PM | #68 | |||
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The Twist
There will be no elimination first round. A forum vote for best first impression will be held. The winner of this vote is exempt from elimination for Task 2. The Task 2 will be set by the winner so get your thinking caps on in case its you
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24-06-2019, 09:06 PM | #69 | ||
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What date the final
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24-06-2019, 09:07 PM | #70 | |||
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Not sure yet. But it will be before the 22nd July as that is when Tibb Survivor starts.
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24-06-2019, 09:10 PM | #71 | ||
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24-06-2019, 09:12 PM | #72 | |||
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24-06-2019, 09:13 PM | #73 | ||
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24-06-2019, 09:27 PM | #74 | |||
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The peoples princesses
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24-06-2019, 09:28 PM | #75 | |||
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The peoples princesses
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Congratulations Nicky, you get a rose for now...
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