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Old 21-07-2019, 05:56 PM   #1
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If I were a colour I would be red.

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Old 21-07-2019, 06:01 PM   #2
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An animal I would be an eagle.

Shoe..Dr Martin boot

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If I was a cloud formation that looked like something it would be...a rat...circling the sweetest cornetto you can imagine.
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Old 21-07-2019, 06:02 PM   #3
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An animal I would be an eagle.

Shoe..Dr Martin boot

Fictional super hero...captain shut the **** up.


Surprise present...a horse tied up in a large back garden.


If I was a cloud formation that looked like something it would be...a rat...circling the sweetest cornetto you can imagine.
Great imagination x
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Old 21-07-2019, 06:20 PM   #4
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If I were a twat, I wouldn't just be a twat, I'd be an M&S twat!
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Old 21-07-2019, 06:23 PM   #5
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If I were a fish I would be hiding in a rock formation....peeking oot at stuff now and again.

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Old 21-07-2019, 06:40 PM   #6
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For carnal pleasures I'd run a small army of sexy avatars rutting in the engine room
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Old 22-07-2019, 01:49 PM   #12
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Old 22-07-2019, 04:31 PM   #13
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If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening
All over this land
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land
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