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06-12-2019, 08:12 AM | #1 | |||
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A pet owner had to have his duck's penis removed after it tried to mate with its female companions 10 times a day. Josh Watson claims 'over-amorous' Dave the Duck's private parts first became infected in October after he wouldn't stop trying to mate with his friends Dora, Freda and Edith. The pet bird was prescribed antibiotics and painkillers and Josh, 39, of Torquay, Devon, was told to give him an intimate wash every day. But the 'nymphomaniac' refused to give up his ways and his owner was forced to refer him to the exotic species department at Highcroft Veterinary Hospital in Bristol. Experts decided there was no other option and the duck's penis was removed on Thursday. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...times-day.html I suppose Ducktor knows best? |
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06-12-2019, 08:14 AM | #2 | ||
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Fcuk a duck
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06-12-2019, 08:15 AM | #3 | ||
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World has gone qwaukers
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06-12-2019, 08:16 AM | #4 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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The Duck must be traumatized, poor thing.
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06-12-2019, 08:23 AM | #5 | |||
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06-12-2019, 08:25 AM | #6 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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the picture on the operating table
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06-12-2019, 08:30 AM | #7 | ||
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It’s gone all around the duck pond, look no dick Dave.
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06-12-2019, 08:31 AM | #8 | ||
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He must be spitting feathers
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06-12-2019, 08:35 AM | #9 | ||
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That’s a shame, Dave was looking forward to stuffing the turkey.
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06-12-2019, 08:36 AM | #10 | |||
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06-12-2019, 08:41 AM | #11 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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06-12-2019, 08:42 AM | #12 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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06-12-2019, 08:44 AM | #13 | |||
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06-12-2019, 08:50 AM | #14 | |||
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Oh no, I'm English
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Crispy (sheets) duck
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06-12-2019, 08:55 AM | #15 | |||
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Duck filled splattered Puss?
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06-12-2019, 08:56 AM | #16 | |||
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Hoe sin sauce
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06-12-2019, 09:45 AM | #17 | ||
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I knew a couple of lads at school who could have done with this TBH.
I draw the line at 10am duck vagina puns LT. there has to be SOME sort of limit. Last edited by Toy Soldier; 06-12-2019 at 09:46 AM. |
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06-12-2019, 03:07 PM | #18 | |||
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Well there's a nice story to almost put me off eating duck
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07-12-2019, 07:50 PM | #19 | |||
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I.... really don't know how I feel about this story Or the thread/puns
What the duck?!
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07-12-2019, 10:09 PM | #20 | |||
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Twosugars died..reincarnated; as dave the duck.
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