[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

Been known to swallow an odd plum stone or two
Helps clear the, ehm, passage

I'ts when it gets stuck in your passage that the problem starts

[Matthew.]

Bin it

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Cherie

No body swallows the stones lets face it

Originally Posted by Cherie

I'ts when it gets stuck in your passage that the problem starts

It's squirreling them?

[LeatherTrumpet]

I recall that Marc Almond once got his stomach pumped and they found a pint glass full of cherry stones

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[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I recall that Marc Almond once got his stomach pumped and they found a pint glass full of cherry stones

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Good choice of avatar though

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I don't eat the stones, I always get a little container to put them in like when I eat olives

Tryed olives, can’t deal with the texture

[thesheriff443]

Nothing worse then eating a grape and realising they got pips in.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I'ts when it gets stuck in your passage that the problem starts

Fart and kill the cat.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I recall that Marc Almond once got his stomach pumped and they found a pint glass full of cherry stones

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In basildon of all places..when were you last down peddling your trade round here?

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Nothing worse then eating a grape and realising they got pips in.

Worse than picking up a can for a slurp with fag butts in?

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by parmnion

In basildon of all places..when were you last down peddling your trade round here?

I used to walk around the estates with a leather bag full of cash evicting all the single mums and listening to all the old Londoners stories

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I used to walk around the estates with a leather bag full of cash evicting all the single mums and listening to all the old Londoners stories

Was the cash from pumping people full of cherries?

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Was the cash from pumping people full of cherries?

i was a young rent boy treading the pavements of Pitsea, Laindon and Vange

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i was a young rent boy treading the pavements of Pitsea, Laindon and Vange

Selling cherries on the side though

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Selling cherries on the side though

pumping the other rent arrears officer Jeanette once a week when she would do me a roast dinner. it was an arrangement that worked

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i was a young rent boy treading the pavements of Pitsea, Laindon and Vange

Enough about your wicked ways. This is a fruit and stone appreciation thread

[parmnion]

Vange always makes me giggle...That's another thing I used to say to my ex down this way....flange, everytime we popped down from the five bells roundabout into Vange passed the pub on the left and down into Pitsea town centre.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

pumping the other rent arrears officer Jeanette once a week when she would do me a roast dinner. it was an arrangement that worked

Is that his real name..

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Is that his real name..

She was a lovely Northern lass, not a pick on her and loved exotic lingerie. Once when i got thrown out club in london in the wee small hours she drove all the way into town to get me

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

She was a lovely Northern lass, not a pick on her and loved exotic lingerie. Once when i got thrown out club in london in the wee small hours she drove all the way into town to get me

Bigger arms than you I’m guessing lt?

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

She was a lovely Northern lass, not a pick on her and loved exotic lingerie. Once when i got thrown out club in london in the wee small hours she drove all the way into town to get me

She must like cherries

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Worse than picking up a can for a slurp with fag butts in?

Worse thing for me was cracking and then biting into a gone off Brazil nut.

Could not get the taste of that out my mouth for hours proper disgusting

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Worse thing for me was cracking and then biting into a gone off Brazil nut.

Could not get the taste of that out my mouth for hours proper disgusting

Sounds like a mushy tattie when your hand hits it.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by parmnion

She must like cherries

Lt had all the trimmings for a Sunday roast

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Lt had all the trimmings for a Sunday roast

Yeah, but he obviously served them up at the bar in the club he got chucked out off.