[Merry Mockmas]

As requested by Alf.

And tbh I can't resist Football statistics.

1. Liverpool - 43 titles - 18 League titles, 7 FA Cups, 8 League Cups, 6 European titles, 4 UEFA Cups
2. Man Utd - 42 titles - 20 League titles, 12 FA Cups, 4 League Cups, 3 European titles, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 FIFA Club World Cups
3. Arsenal - 30 titles - 13 League titles, 13 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, 2 UEFA Cups
4. Chelsea - 24 titles - 6 League titles, 8 FA Cups, 5 League Cups, 1 European title, 4 UEFA Cups
5. Aston Villa - 20 titles - 7 League titles, 7 FA Cups, 5 League Cups, 1 European title
6. Tottenham - 17 titles - 2 League titles, 8 FA Cups, 4 League Cups, 3 UEFA Cups
7. Everton - 15 titles - 9 League titles, 5 FA Cups, 1 UEFA Cup
8. Man City - 13 titles - 4 League titles, 5 FA Cups, 3 League Cups, 1 UEFA Cup
9. Newcastle - 11 titles - 4 League Cups, 6 FA Cups, 1 UEFA Cup
10. Sunderland - 8 titles - 6 League titles, 2 FA Cups

The list excludes the UEFA Super Cup and the Community Shield.