[Red Moon]

BB privates on parade

THE new “lads’ army” in BB wasted no time in targeting the girls for some saucy action.

And within hours of arriving in the house, the sex-mad blokes…

l Frolicked in the pool and stripped off for a group soap-down in the showers with the twins and Charley.

l Flirted with the lasses and teased they’d like some bedroom action.

l bragged about being babe magnets while eyeing up the gals’ boobs.

l Got chatted up by bisexual Greek Gerry who was gutted they weren’t gay.

The four new guys – Billi Bhatti, Liam McGough, Brian Belo and Jonathan Durden – only entered the BB house on Friday night.

But it didn’t take them long to spice up the action as they revelled in being locked up with eight sexually-frustrated women.

Twins Sam and Amanda Marchant took an immediate fancy to 19-year-old clerk Brian.

The pair rushed to sit next to him, giggling and laughing at his jokes.

And they were the first to take him on a tour of the house, including the bathroom.

He teased: “We are so having group showers in there. It’s huge.”

After they did their “twins dance” for him, he told them: “You’re cute. You’re the bollocks.”

Later, he made up a rhyme about himself, singing: “I’m Brian, I’m pissed...the girls just can’t resist.”

Bitchy Charley Uchea soon became jealous of the attention the twins were getting and sat on Brian’s lap.

After spanking his bum she ordered the lads: “Get in your boxers and get in the pool.”

Brian and tree surgeon pal Liam, 22, stripped off and joined Charley and the twins in the water before they all ran off to the bathroom.

And Liam – who couldn’t keep his eyes off Charley’s boobs – shouted out: “Group shower.”

Brian showed no embarrassment as he stripped off in front of the twins.
Later, the giggling pair rushed to tell Charley what they’d seen.

Big-chested Laura Williams also made sure she wasn’t left out.

She couldn’t wait to tell Brian all about her “wangers” and thrust them in his direction.

He laughed: “My God. They’re like melons.”

She led Liam to the bedroom to show him where he might be sleeping. As she sprawled across the bed, he told her: “You’re not trying to entice us into your bed, are you? You know I’ve had a glass of wine tonight.”

Meanwhile, bisexual Gerry Stergiopoulos, 31, tried to work out if any of the newbies were gay.

He told Liam suggestively: “No one has shagged in here…yet.”

He then revealed he had brought in three condoms and not been able to use them.

Gerry was gutted when he heard male model Billi, 25, sing his cheeky rhyme: “I’m Billi, I’m sexy...all the girls love to text me.”

The Greek hunk – who fancies the model – said: “It’s such a shame you’re not gay.”

And he told millionaire Jonathan, 49: “I am so glad you are here. You’re more mature. I like mature men.”

Ex-pop star Ziggy said he was thrilled to have the guys in the BB house.

He said: “I’ve been going out of my mind in here with all these women.”

But his BB girlfriend Chanelle Hayes put her foot in it when she offered to moisturise Brian’s back.

He told her: “I don’t wanna get caught in a love triangle with you because you’ve got a man in the house.”

But Irishman Seany O’Kane wasn’t chuffed about the new lads. “They’re going to ****** everything up now.

“They’ve got bad dress sense as well,” he said.

The housemates were later banned from using the pool after making too much noise and upsetting residents.

And Seany snapped: “Look, they’ve ruined things already.”

Source: Daily Star Sunday

[CharlotteSometimes]

I thought we were getting a repeat of the BB5 task for a moment then.

Did Seany expect anyone to appreciate his irony?

[Matt]

More predictable Daily Star pap.