[Beso]

I sat the bursary test in scotland in primary seven, spent the whole time poking a pencil up my nose.



My mum's mums birthday is the same day as my sons, and mine is the same day as my mums...still can't win a tenner on the lottery though.


I was the first male child to be born in my local towns newly opened hospital. by torchlight.

[Kate!]

I have a scar on my left hand

We have a pet cockatiel who eats bits of pizza

I once got shortlisted as a scriptwriter for Hollyoaks. Didn't get the job though.