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Old 19-07-2020, 06:30 PM   #1
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the part of me that decides to do something like this every summer without ever finishing it:

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So, as Morgan correctly pointed out, this was at first going to be a plain ole simulation like the CBB one I did the other week (long live Beverley Callard, etc etc), but then I discovered that the Drag Race simulator on BrantSteele is, to put it nicely, utterly useless. Instead, this is just going to be a speculative fantasy season of Drag Race and an excuse to show off my sub-par graphic design skills. Since Drag Race itself is wrapping up for the summer (if you consider All Stars 5 finishing in a week and the Canadian one having a whole seven weeks left to be “wrapping up”) and the map of upcoming seasons is looking somewhat uncertain thanks to the pandemic*, I figured I’d throw something together in its place.

*luck would have it that I’m typing this on the day the rumoured season 13 cast is beginning to leak, which means that, yes, Drag Race is apparently going ahead with filming this summer, contrary to what anyone with common sense would have assumed. Speaking of which, a few of the names on that leaked list may or may not also be on this fake season (which I put together a few weeks ago), so the quicker I rush this out before I get accused of plagiarism by World of Wonder, the better!
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Was literally just reading the one where you predicted Honey and Yvie would make it onto S11 about an hour or two ago
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Was literally just reading the one where you predicted Honey and Yvie would make it onto S11 about an hour or two ago
Believe me, if the Drag Race spoilers subreddit is correct, my psychic track record is even better this time around
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...is this an interactive series like your last one and weíll have votes via a Satelite link or via zoom etc..?...
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could've at least gone with "Oh Snow She Better Don't"

or a more obscure "HAIL NO STORM OKURR?" India Ferrah reference
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...is this an interactive series like your last one and weíll have votes via a Satelite link or via zoom etc..?...
It won't be interactive so far as you have to vote every week (as even from my side of the screen I could tell that was too much to ask of people!), but I'll probably come up with ways for people to get involved as though they were watching a real season of Drag Race... perhaps including, but not limited to, voting for the winner, should I get that far to begin with!

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Update: I am completely starting over and hiring Shaun to be the official pun writer

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It won't be interactive so far as you have to vote every week (as even from my side of the screen I could tell that was too much to ask of people!), but I'll probably come up with ways for people to get involved as though they were watching a real season of Drag Race... perhaps including, but not limited to, voting for the winner, should I get that far to begin with!



You've got Drag Race's humour level down to a tee already

....ughhhh, youíre like the mother queen feeding her starving children in these rationed times......the guest panel, will they be A list, not Primark premium..?...
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