[The Slim Reaper]

I just know it's going to be the parallel universe where M21 is the supreme ruler or Arista will play GTA with me

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...IVERSE-in-days

Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with PARALLEL UNIVERSE in days

SCIENTISTS conducting a mindbending experiment at the Large Hadron Collider hope to connect with a PARALLEL UNIVERSE outside of our own.

The staggeringly complex LHC ‘atom smasher’ at the CERN centre in Geneva, Switzerland, will be fired up to its highest energy levels ever in a bid to detect - or even create - miniature black holes.

If successful a completely new universe will be revealed – rewriting not only the physics books but the philosophy books too.

It is even possible that gravity from our own universe may ‘leak’ into this parallel universe, scientists at the LHC say.

The experiment is sure to inflame alarmist critics of the LHC, many of whom initially warned the high energy particle collider would spell the end of our universe with the creation a black hole of its own.

But so far Geneva remains intact and comfortably outside the event horizon.

Indeed the LHC has been spectacularly successful. First scientists proved the existence of the elusive Higgs boson ‘God particle’ - a key building block of the universe - and it is seemingly well on the way to nailing ‘dark matter’ - a previously undetectable theoretical possibility that is now thought to make up the majority of matter in the universe.

But next week’s experiment is considered to be a game changer.

Mir Faizal, one of the three-strong team of physicists behind the experiment, said: “Just as many parallel sheets of paper, which are two dimensional objects [breadth and length] can exist in a third dimension [height], parallel universes can also exist in higher dimensions.

“We predict that gravity can leak into extra dimensions, and if it does, then miniature black holes can be produced at the LHC.

"Normally, when people think of the multiverse, they think of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, where every possibility is actualised.

"This cannot be tested and so it is philosophy and not science.

“This is not what we mean by parallel universes. What we mean is real universes in extra dimensions.

“As gravity can flow out of our universe into the extra dimensions, such a model can be tested by the detection of mini black holes at the LHC.

“We have calculated the energy at which we expect to detect these mini black holes in ‘gravity's rainbow’ [a new scientific theory].

“If we do detect mini black holes at this energy, then we will know that both gravity's rainbow and extra dimensions are correct."

When the LHC is fired up the energy is measured in Tera electron volts – a TeV is 1,000,000,000,000, or one trillion, electron Volts

So far, the LHC has searched for mini black holes at energy levels below 5.3 TeV.

But the latest study says this is too low.

Instead, the model predicts that black holes may form at energy levels of at least 9.5 TeV in six dimensions and 11.9 TeV in 10 dimensions.

[Ammi]

...in 2015, the experiment...?...

[Ammi]

...so it’s just been updated.../...were we in the black hole for 5 years...?...

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...in 2015, the experiment...?...

Oops. Abort, abort. My bad, I thought it was current and didn't check.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

Oops. Abort, abort. My bad, I thought it was current and didn't check.

[Ammi]

...I think we were maybe in a black hole for 5 years...

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Ammi

[Ammi]

...you looney......it would be the perfect way to end the year, though...I like the beginning of the ending as you’ve written it...

I just know it's going to be the parallel universe where M21 is the supreme ruler or Arista will play GTA with me ...


...I think that you should complete that ending to 2020...(...Arista’s never going to play GTA with you, though...not in any universe../...deal with it......)...

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

Oops. Abort, abort. My bad, I thought it was current and didn't check.

it's the effect a black hole has on relative time and space

[Toy Soldier]

I mean everything did start going bat**** crazy in around 2016 so I think the only realistic explanation is that the experiment worked, the alternative universe was created, and WE are in that alternate universe. Across the bridge, the world is ticking along just fine, with Britain in the EU, Hillary as President, Covid nipped in the bud, currently experiencing an unprecedented global economic golden age...

...but nooooo here we are, stuck on Earth-2 with climate, political & health meltdown.

[thesheriff443]

Throw slim in a black hole.

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Throw slim in a black hole.

I'd like to see you deal with the fallout from 3.5 billion angry females.

[Ammi]

...it’s interesting that the article only seems to have appeared in the Himalayan News 17 hours ago, so it is a current news story there...and where did it go for over 5 years that it’s just appearing there now...Slim piecing these mysteries together...

[Ammi]

https://newshimalaya.com/2020/10/13/...verse-in-days/

..13 October, 2020....

[The Slim Reaper]

My anti-virus won't let me access that page, Ammi. It's not one of your dodgy amputee porn sites again, is it?

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

I'd like to see you deal with the fallout from 3.5 billion angry females.

I’ve got all the angry females on tibb, so it’s water off a ducks back.

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

I’ve got all the angry females on tibb, so it’s water off a ducks back.

I think you have angry and females in the wrong order.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

I think you have angry and females in the wrong order.

I’ll keep them in order

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

My anti-virus won't let me access that page, Ammi. It's not one of your dodgy amputee porn sites again, is it?

...it’s more or less the exact same page as the Express, only from a Himalayan news source...it seems to be some kind of ‘hoax’ thing anyway...you know, for dumb people../..type thing...

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

I think you have angry and females in the wrong order.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Just leave it now cherie.