[arista]

General Sir Nick Carter
Chief of Defence Staff


120,000 troops
but 30,000 could be Robots

Yes, I say
a Future with Robot Machine gunners up front.


He was on SkyNewsHD Ridge (Recorded Friday)
and Marr Live.


He also stated how WW3 could start.

[The Slim Reaper]

Yes, I say.

[Beso]

Why do we even need an army?

[The Slim Reaper]

To crush the Irish.

[Beso]

Brexit does that...so why do we need an army?

[arista]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Why do we even need an army?

To Build Bridges
fast. (Flooded land)

Protect our Falklands

Administer Covid Fast Tests in Liverpool.

And Protect our land
in a future war.


Just a few items.

[Beso]

We ain't been attacked since Hitler....


It looks more like military bands are the only thing needed to me


All these world unions we have joined since then should ensure our safety..

I reckon the public could do all those things you listed.

[arista]

Originally Posted by parmnion

We ain't been attacked since Hitler....


It looks more like military bands are the only thing needed to me


All these world unions we have joined since then should ensure our safety..

I reckon the public could do all those things you listed.

We were
we got invaded in our Falkland Islands 1982
Forcing us into a war with Argentina

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War

[Beso]

Originally Posted by arista

We were
we got invaded in our Falkland Islands
Forcing us into a war with Argentina

But apart from that...that i forgot


We dont really need an army, or shouldn't because of all these very very important world organisations we joined

[Toy Soldier]

But arista, if the robots are back on the military front lines, who will serve the pick'n'mix at Woolworths?? Absolute chaos.

[Beso]

No point in Woolworths coming back cause it's only highlight was actually picking n mixing yourself..

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by parmnion

No point in Woolworths coming back cause it's only highlight was actually picking n mixing yourself..

Arista promised me that there would be robot pick'n'mix butlers who would serve up your choice of sweets and bag them all up for you, but that's all gone down the pan now that they've been conscripted as cannon fodder in Britain's new cyborg army. Just when I thought 2020 was looking up. Yet another devastating blow.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Arista promised me that there would be robot pick'n'mix butlers who would serve up your choice of sweets and bag them all up for you, but that's all gone down the pan now that they've been conscripted as cannon fodder in Britain's new cyborg army. Just when I thought 2020 was looking up. Yet another devastating blow.

Yes The Robot for Pick and Mix
is not armed.
But will be made in the same factory

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Arista promised me that there would be robot pick'n'mix butlers who would serve up your choice of sweets and bag them all up for you, but that's all gone down the pan now that they've been conscripted as cannon fodder in Britain's new cyborg army. Just when I thought 2020 was looking up. Yet another devastating blow.

They better not be firing my 5 quid pick and mix sweeties out them...the van will be stopped for that

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by arista

Yes The Robot for Pick and Mix

is not armed.

But will be made in the same factory

WHAT??

What if they get the boxes mixed up?? What if there's a robot off in the Middle East somewhere pelting ISIS soldiers with white chocolate mice, while Little Timmy's brains are being mopped off Woolie's laminate floor by a traumatised minimum wage employee??

You haven't thought this through at all.

[bots]

there should be armed robot covid monitors

[Crimson Dynamo]

If we bring back conscription who will send all the anti-trump memes?

who will topple the statues?

the word OMG will cease to be used


I just dont think that army man has thought this through

[Beso]

I wont be standing at attention in Woolworths when sergeant cuntybaws is barking at me either.

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

If we bring back conscription who will send all the anti-trump memes?



who will topple the statues?



the word OMG will cease to be used





I just dont think that army man has thought this through

They're only conscripting the jelly sweet robots, have you not been paying attention?

[arista]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

there should be armed robot covid monitors

A bit Early for
them.

[Crimson Dynamo]

they wont take my Flesh-light

[arista]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

WHAT??

What if they get the boxes mixed up?? What if there's a robot off in the Middle East somewhere pelting ISIS soldiers with white chocolate mice, while Little Timmy's brains are being mopped off Woolie's laminate floor by a traumatised minimum wage employee??

You haven't thought this through at all.

No the Military Robots
are boxed in a box with a Red Line

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by arista

No the Military Robots

are boxed in a box with a Red Line

Someone could mistake that for a rogue strawberry lace!

[arista]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Someone could mistake that for a rogue strawberry lace!

No they are barcoded.

[arista]

Naz on LBC Live
is taking the WW3 threat
as serious.