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Old 26-02-2021, 04:28 AM   #1
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Default NEW season.. but 'same old, same old' seems highly likely


My strategy is to lay low and act unassuming at the beginning then school everyone in the memory comps toward the end. Translation: I can't win jack shyte so I'll aim to be dragged.


My strategy is to find a ride or die on day one! Ill probably lay more low at the beginning, but then pull a Tyler (from Big Brother U.S.) and have secret alliances around the house. And like Paras or Mitch, make other people do my dirty work. Translation: Hook up with a hunky male and hope he carries my weak ass to the end.


My strategy going into the house is be extra friendly, find real common interest with everyone, form a four-person alliance, and dumbing myself down. Translation: crawl up everyone's hole and hope they all let me skate through to the end, a la pipsqueek Paras.


Im going undercover. The houseguests will not know Im a police officer and that I have a degree in criminology. I will be a fashionista/fashion designer. I plan on forming more than one alliance and hopefully gaining the trust of most of the house. Translation: I'll "form" numerous alliances, all of which I contribute nada to, and will ultimately end up being nothing more than a weak ass figure for whichever one has the dominant male/s in.



If the houseguests think Im a super positive, vertically-challenged mom having a mid-life crisis, perfect! The less threatening I appear, the easier it will be to walk away with the cash. Translation: I just want a break from my rugrat/s.


My strategy is to be the friendly Newfoundlander! I will also want to really meet and size up the competition first, then my strategy will evolve from there. Translation: Do a bit of cooking and tidying up and HOPE I'm allowed to survive past week 1.


My strategy is to be fun, present, and approachable. I plan to make a female bestie, and divide and conquer. I will also find the strongest guy in the house and see if they want to secretly work together. Translation: I'll have a pretend female bestie who I'll have no problem dropping like a hot tattie and giving up in the blink of an eye..to the strong male/s I've been hiding my pedestrian ass behind all season long.

Sadly looks like everything is in place for yet another male dominated series of tedium..given the look and sound of this fresh batch of meek-minded opposites.
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Old 26-02-2021, 11:13 AM   #2
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What about the men? Not a big fan of the sexism and bigotry
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Who should I call in effort to transform myself into a joyful, prosperous diamond akin to yourself?
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What about the men? Not a big fan of the sexism and bigotry
Like I said before, the males ain't the problem. It's the constant casting of weak minded, clingy females that's allowing the males to coast almost every season.. making it predictable borefest. Like I said in that house thread, this "2 teams" idea has clearly been cooked up in effort to alter the usual one-sided gender dominance. And while it might work, any "success" that may come from it won't exceed the tragic shame in having to go down that silly path to achieve it.
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A visual summary of how well the females are playing this season..

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Old 25-03-2021, 10:19 AM   #9
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