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Old 16-04-2021, 04:48 AM #26
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Have you ever imagined a World with no hypophetical situations?

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What is a free gift? Arne't all gifts free?
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If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
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Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Why do they call it a "Television set" when you only get one?
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When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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If a fly has no wings, is it called a walk?

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Another 10 questions that's really been bothering me. If anybody can help me out with any of these mysteries, it would be much appreciated.
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Can you cry under water?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then pay for binoculars to look down at the ground?
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Why do Doctors leave the room while you change? They're gonna see you naked anyway.
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face, but if you take them for a car ride, they stick their head out of the window?
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Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the songs above?
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You definitely can take a p1ss
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Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face, but if you take them for a car ride, they stick their head out of the window?
You probably got bad breath
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