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Chat and Games Looking for forum games, and completely off topic banter - this is your place! (includes Virtual Big Brother type forum games) |
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Piss orf.
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I'm writing mine over the next week.
I would like 2 judges please to deliberate over who should win. |
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Those normal posts can take a hike, From here on out and from now on My normal posting style is gone! Every post in every thread Will be of rhymes straight from my head For you to read, right on your screen... ...the bestest poems u ever seen ![]() Last edited by user104658; 11-08-2021 at 07:56 PM. |
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self-oscillating
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feel the force
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OG(den)
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There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un. He said, “Oh my love, It fits like a glove.” Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.” |
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Piss orf.
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I'd prefer 2 judges before the entries.
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I think this is great Parm, let's stop all the fighting,
Much better to spend our precious time flyting And who needs a judge? We can do it for fun! So no time to waste; let's let this thread run. |
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Piss orf.
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I agree. Let's make it 3? ![]() Oops now I've just farted, because I've just started, the smilee rhymee Last edited by Beso; 11-08-2021 at 09:41 PM. |
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about all the farting... maybe it's the curry? OH NO! I forgot that's a word we don't utter! I mean "spicy chicken", with a sauce, fried in butter. |
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Piss orf.
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You're worried about me? And sometimes LT,?
But you're frying a sauce, within some butter..? Yer talking such ****e, you bloody nutter. ![]() Last edited by Beso; 11-08-2021 at 10:14 PM. |
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Piss orf.
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Judges please.
I'm on my knees. |
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Piss orf.
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