[Stu xxx]

Scott played with his unmentionables in full view of the other housemates while Ray gave him a sprinkle with the garden hose.

After a hard day's sunbathing, what could be better than a cooling squirt down with a hosepipe? This was exactly what Scott thought as he spied the green snake-like tube on the grass.

"Raymondo," he shouted across the sun-drenched lawn. "D'ya wanna hose me down?"

"You having a shower out here?" asked Steph, taken aback.

"Yeah, it's gooood," replied Scott as Ray approached him, nozzle in hand.

While Steph spectated from the comfort of her lounger, Ray let the first drops of water from the pipe fall through his hands to test the temperature before spurting it at Scott's torso.




Getting jiggly with it

But as Scott lathered up under Ray's makeshift shower, what began as good wholesome public washing, quickly turned into something rather more saucy.

In full view of Steph, Jon, Nush and of course the British viewing public, Scott used his left hand to pull out his swimming shorts as his trusty right hand plunged down to shake hands with the unemployed.

As if his behaviour was entirely mundane, Scott whistled like an postman doing his rounds on a sunny morning.

"Not looking," cried Steph, staring at Scott's pesky right hand.

"That's alright," replied Scott, as he went down under for another jiggle.

"The best bit is when Ray sticks the hose down your trousers to get rid of the suds," joked Steph.

But Ray and Scott, engrossed in their activities, ignored Steph's comment.

"Oooh that's lovely," beamed Scott as Ray continued to pelt him with his jet.

But Ray put his nozzle down before Scott had finished off. "Just one more splash in the face," commanded Scott. "That is beautiful!" Satisfied, he wandered back indoors, fresh as a daisy.

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Oh what a FOX!!! xxx

[Kaz]

Oh I say!

Scott's really starting to come out of his shell, isn't he!

[Di2001]

Thanks Stu. Enjoyed reading this. Saw it on E4 - got me hot under the collar!!!!!