[parmnion]

I did.

I was bursting in the van, for ages..

Had to get young carl (who's back after being sacked ages ago for being late all the time) to pull over before the next 20mph speedo wetting bump on the road..

Pulled the wee man out(not carl) and gave carl a sly wink as I felt the sudden ease in my discomfort.. my ease in discomfort that suddenly turned to blind panic as I looked down at my warming left leg, realising my very own little carl was still tucked into his comfy sleeping bag.



Luckily I only had one customers house to walk into looking like I had half the world map down my left leg.

[Alf]

I'm here to help with your problem.

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[Cherie]

Are you really going back to Scotland...you will miss the sun

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Are you really going back to Scotland...you will miss the sun

I'm gutted I'm missing one more summer in london, cause that's when there is no other place like it in the world for a day out..(not even new york, mr user)

So yeah, Tueaday, I will be huffing and puffing on a train back up to berwick upon tweed.. need to touch skin again..

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I'm gutted I'm missing one more summer in london, cause that's when there is no other place like it in the world for a day out..(not even new york, mr user)

So yeah, Tueaday, I will be huffing and puffing on a train back up to berwick upon tweed.. need to touch skin again..

Are you missing you family? Think lots of people re-evaluated after covid...I packed in my job which I hated and have gone freelance ...life’s too short ...!

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Are you missing you family? Think lots of people re-evaluated after covid...I packed in my job which I hated and have gone freelance ...life’s too short ...!

I think that's the way I see things now Cherie.."lifes too short"

I was seriously in a positive state of mind before lockdown, making myself a better person in honour of my sons name

Then covid hit, no pubs, no walks in the park..no stories to tell. Too much time reflecting on myself.

Gotta sweat the last 2 years outta me..and the only place I can do that is at home with my family....a wee bit like a wee laddie for a bit, to get the man back.

[LeatherTrumpet]

welcome to being able to go to places in the exact same time as there is no traffic and being able to have 3 cars visit you and park outside your house

and all the other advantages

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

welcome to being able to go to places in the exact same time as there is no traffic and being able to have 3 cars visit you and park outside your house

and all the other advantages

Canny ****ing wait mate.


Edit..
Smug is the wrong smiley. Wheres the worried one.

[parmnion]

Young ant...a lad who signed my goodbye card that can be viewed in my latest photo uploads..pooped himself a little bit as well...not on the same day.