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Old 28-10-2022, 05:29 PM #1
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Question You go into a nice wee bar..

You are on your own, say your train leaves via the station opposite in 1.5
hours and you have a copy of today's paper (like say Times or Telegraph) of
your choice a copy of your favourite magazine (like The SPectator or New
Scientist)

You spy a nice comfy leather seat in the corner and the bar is playing low key jazz music so no nasty noisy pop music.


What are you ordering to drink?

remember you can probably fit in 3/4 drinks before the train takes you off to your chosen destination.


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1 stella to settle the nerves, then a Heineken to pluck up the courage to roll a massive spliff in the bogs for smoking on the walk down to the train, a gin and tonic for the already rolled single skinner(you always look better standing outside a pub with a small glass). 2 swift jack Daniel's and coke, then mooch my way to the train.

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1 stella to settle the nerves, then a Heineken to pluck up the courage to roll a massive spliff in the bogs for smoking on the walk down to the train, a gin and tonic for the already rolled single skinner(you always look better standing outside a pub with a small glass). 2 swift jack Daniel's and coke, then mooch my way to the train.

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It's my only sin..the lord shall be my judge.
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Rusti, 3 bottles of Pinot Noir deep, bursts into the First Class carriage and shouts "if any of you knob-eds follow Omid Scobie..OUTSIDE NOW"

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I have to point at them if I want one.
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I'd be begging for the Jazz Music to stop.

But seriously, I'd probably go for the good old Rum.
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There is one brilliant jazz tune .. play loud !



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This song is actually decent.

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I would have a few chilled vino blancos
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Depends what I'm in the mood for

If I order a hot drink then it's Tea

If it's a cold soft drink then it will be lime soda or water

If it's alcohol then maybe a cocktail like mojito
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This song is actually decent.

Thanks for the link Zizu.

Maybe try these two as well
There are only about 7 melodic jazz songs !

Play loud ..

https://youtu.be/MBLPpQR7N-g

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Depends what I'm in the mood for

If I order a hot drink then it's Tea

If it's a cold soft drink then it will be lime soda or water

If it's alcohol then maybe a cocktail like mojito

Cocktail with an hour to go(fir a train)...just 1?

Or are you half pissed already!

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