[Kate!]

Let's have a sing song.

I'll start.....

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you.....

[Alf]

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

[Alf]

Let's see who gets the F word

[Kate!]

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

[Alf]

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

[Kate!]

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

[Alf]

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy F a gg ot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

[Kate!]

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

[Alf]

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas day

[Alf]

Great duet Kate.

I've think we'll top the leaderboard with that.

Who's next?

[Kate!]

Boom. Well done Alf. That was fun.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Alf

Great duet Kate.

I've think we'll top the leaderboard with that.

Who's next?

Come along guys, get it rocking in here....

[parmnion]

See a clinic full of cynics
Who want to twist the peoples' wrist
They're watching every move we make
We're all included on the list

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by parmnion

See a clinic full of cynics
Who want to twist the peoples' wrist
They're watching every move we make
We're all included on the list

The lunatics have taken over the asylum
The lunatics have taken over the asylum

[parmnion]

… No nuclear the cowboy told us
And who am I to disagree
'Cause when the madman flips the switch
The nuclear will go for me

[Kate!]

Join in people. Google the lyrics....

[parmnion]

Oh

[Kate!]

It's by the Fun Boy Three

[Kate!]

The lunatics have taken over the asylum
The lunatics have taken over the asylum
I've seen the faces of starvation
But I just can not see the points
'Cause there's so much food here today
That no one wants to take away

[LeatherTrumpet]

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Kevin the Carrot

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

I don't think we've finished singing about the lunatics yet.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Holly Christmas

I don't think we've finished singing about the lunatics yet.

I think Glenn and Liam have gone to bed?

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Kevin the Carrot

I think Glenn and Liam have gone to bed?

Screaming